Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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MsBubbles wrote: »

me too. I want to know how Ireland are getting on.

UAE did really well Ireland have it up against them

Vel

If you stop slap bang in the middle of the street to look at something on your phone , right in front of my buggy, and said buggy clips the back of your heels, you can fcuk right off with your tutting.

If you are coming up a busy set of stairs in a shopping centre while looking at your phone and not paying attention to your surroundings and I am coming towards you, I will not be moving out of your way for love nor money to let you pass and you can fcuk right off with your tutting.

People tutting when they are in the wrong.

Vel

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I bet Shane is fat too.

Poor Shane does indeed have moobs.

Rubberlegs

Samsgirl wrote: »

My 3 year old has come over to our bed & will not go back asleep. So now I'm wide awake. Opened the window as I'm too warm & the friggen birds are singing outside. Sigh.. not going to be a fun day tomorrow.

I feel your pain. My 3 yr old climbed into the bed at 3.30 this morning. "Mam are you my friend?". "Yes E I'm your friend". Repeat by a million. She was put back in her own bed, and then it was "Dad, Dad, I don't like my bed, it's 'scusting ". Repeat by a million. "Dad, I'm scared, I got a fright " in a cheery voice. Next she needs the toilet, by which time it's 5.30. She finally went back to sleep for about an hour and a half, and then woke full of the joys of Spring screeching "good morning , Mam". No it's not a good fricken morning

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Ah she sounds adorable. I was visiting my friend Monday evening, we were eating pasta (me and her) and the 2 year old (R) had some chicken.

R came over with her fork and sat on my knee. Got down and got salt and started to dump it over my pasta. Got back up. Started playing with the pasta. I have my fork trying to feed her because she wouldnt eat her own food. Then out comes her fork and we are feeding each other. Kept ramming the fork into my mouth "more! More!" Towards the end of it she picked out a mushroom and put it in her own mouth. She made an awful face. Pulled it out. And shoved the same chewed up mushroom into my mouth


But she's cute so whatever

jimgoose

deise08 wrote: »

That I don't understand cricket

Ah, you wouldn't know about England, my little Nicole. The blacksmith running up to bowl on the little green just outside the village, Granny in her bath-chair swearing profusely at random people after being at the cooking sherry. The street running green with puke after chucking-out time at the local Vindaloo house. The Vicar down the Nob-and-Terrier in his little tutu. Maybe someday, when all this madness is over, and if we survive it, I'll take you there. Pip-pip!

LynnGrace

73Cat wrote: »

I feel your pain. My 3 yr old climbed into the bed at 3.30 this morning. "Mam are you my friend?". "Yes E I'm your friend". Repeat by a million. She was put back in her own bed, and then it was "Dad, Dad, I don't like my bed, it's 'scusting ". Repeat by a million. "Dad, I'm scared, I got a fright " in a cheery voice. Next she needs the toilet, by which time it's 5.30. She finally went back to sleep for about an hour and a half, and then woke full of the joys of Spring screeching "good morning , Mam". No it's not a good fricken morning

Sorry 73 I can't stop laughing. She sounds like a right character.

OldNotWIse

73Cat wrote: »

I feel your pain. My 3 yr old climbed into the bed at 3.30 this morning. "Mam are you my friend?". "Yes E I'm your friend". Repeat by a million. She was put back in her own bed, and then it was "Dad, Dad, I don't like my bed, it's 'scusting ". Repeat by a million. "Dad, I'm scared, I got a fright " in a cheery voice. Next she needs the toilet, by which time it's 5.30. She finally went back to sleep for about an hour and a half, and then woke full of the joys of Spring screeching "good morning , Mam". No it's not a good fricken morning

You know you're ovulating when a post like this makes you go, "ah bless" :P

Menas

10:20 and not a mention of a lady bit yet. Well done to us!

Rubberlegs

LynnGrace wrote: »

Sorry 73 I can't stop laughing. She sounds like a right character.

She is wired to the moon!

Wise Old Elf

73Cat wrote: »

I feel your pain. My 3 yr old climbed into the bed at 3.30 this morning. "Mam are you my friend?". "Yes E I'm your friend". Repeat by a million. She was put back in her own bed, and then it was "Dad, Dad, I don't like my bed, it's 'scusting ". Repeat by a million. "Dad, I'm scared, I got a fright " in a cheery voice. Next she needs the toilet, by which time it's 5.30. She finally went back to sleep for about an hour and a half, and then woke full of the joys of Spring screeching "good morning , Mam". No it's not a good fricken morning

Sigh, I know it's lovely, but we're in the same boat at the moment, musical beds (starting at half twelve last night). Annoyed at myself though that I couldn't be bothered fighting with them and putting them back to their own beds, at least I'll get some sleep if I leave them (between kicks to the crotch that is).

MsBubbles

Trigger Foo ! Vajayjay.

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I heard it being called a Mary the other day

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I bet Shane is fat too.

Vel wrote: »

Poor Shane does indeed have moobs.

Thats "Fat Shane" to his classmates

But you are not allowed to say fat anymore.

There will come a day when you can place a card with a big "F" on your dashboard, and park in the disabled only parking spot.

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Thats "Fat Shane" to his classmates

But you are not allowed to say fat anymore.

There will come a day when you can place a card with a big "F" on your dashboard, and park in the disabled only parking spot.

Person of Size? Gravitationally Challenged? Person Of Alternative Mass? Topologically Enhanced??

Pumpkinseeds

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Thats "Fat Shane" to his classmates

But you are not allowed to say fat anymore.

There will come a day when you can place a card with a big "F" on your dashboard, and park in the disabled only parking spot.

Obesity is already classed as a disability in some countries. I don't know if it is in Ireland or not but I saw a clip of an English tv show a week or so ago, of people on benefit because they are too fat to work.

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When the wire of your favourite bra starts poking under your arm. Ffs.

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Obesity is already classed as a disability in some countries. I don't know if it is in Ireland or not but I saw a clip of an English tv show a week or so ago, of people on benefit because they are too fat to work.

Hmm. Your ideas intrigue me.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

When the wire of your favourite bra starts poking under your arm. Ffs.

I wonder about those things. Some of them appear to have a steel infrastructure worthy of Isambard Kingdom Brunel, and I'm surprised more boob-damage isn't regularly done. There's no way men would put up with that, we'd invent some sort of F1-esque carbon-fibre or polycarbonate or somesuch.

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My entire face fits in one cup of my bra. It needs more than a piece of wire to hold up. Need scaffolding

Menas

jimgoose wrote: »

Some of them appear to have a steel infrastructure worthy of Isambard Kingdom Brunel, and I'm surprised more boob-damage isn't regularly done.

In fairness, some ladies need such a robust structure to keep things in place!
But if you are planning to do some inventing and need a research assistant then pls let me know. I am all hands on!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My entire face fits in one cup of my bra. It needs more than a piece of wire to hold up. Need scaffolding

Trigger Happy wrote: »

In fairness, some ladies need such a robust structure to keep things in place!
But if you are planning to do some inventing and need a research assistant then pls let me know. I am all hands on!

Yes, I'm starting to think there may be at least a White Paper in it. :pac:

Maximus Alexander

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Obesity is already classed as a disability in some countries. I don't know if it is in Ireland or not but I saw a clip of an English tv show a week or so ago, of people on benefit because they are too fat to work.

Jesus tapdancing Christ!

efb

Ireland has done well we just need 21 from 21 balls!!!

MsBubbles

efb COYBIG !!!!

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Lost a wicket

Menas

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, I'm starting to think there may be at least a White Paper in it. :pac:

Tissue paper.
Back in 1988 I discovered some tissue paper in Linda from number 23's bra. (she was wearing it at the time) .

That was the end of our relationship.

jimgoose

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Tissue paper.
Back in 1988 I discovered some tissue paper in Linda from number 23's bra. (she was wearing it at the time) .

That was the end of our relationship.

Maybe she had no pockets??

MsBubbles

Trigger shame it wasn't a few bob. I have been know to secrete cash and my mobile in my bra

Menas

MsBubbles wrote: »

Trigger shame it wasn't a few bob. I have been know to secrete cash and my mobile in my bra

With the phone on silent vibrate mode?

MsBubbles

No Trig. I'm usually carrying bags of groceries so my hands are full.