Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't know why but anytime the luckiest Man in ireland is trying it on with me, I lose my **** with him like an absolute nutjob.

Trying what on, ducking out with the lads for a "game of tennis"?? :pac:

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jimgoose wrote: »

Trying what on, ducking out with the lads for a "game of tennis"?? :pac:

Pawing me. I tell him to go **** all the ugly bitches he's friends with on facebook. Just watch though, as soon as he stops trying I'll be upset with him for thinking I'm ugly. I am legit a lunatic

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Pawing me. I tell him to go **** all the ugly bitches he's friends with on facebook. Just watch though, as soon as he stops trying I'll be upset with him for thinking I'm ugly. I am legit a lunatic

I recommend Slazenger rackets and balls.

MsBubbles

Lexie I feel sorry for LMII. the poor fella can't do anything right. Men are wonderful but very different to women.
give the poor guy a break he's doing his best

OldNotWIse

People constantly talking about others behind their back. It's like being back in school sometimes. One person knows something - everybody knows something. Maybe if they had more work to do they'd be less interested in what everyone else is doing...

Menas

More that TA at this. Using live piglets, possums and rabbits as bait for training greyhounds. Do people really think that its ok to use animals like this?

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Combine dining and riding. Win. Win.
If you're using any type of syrups, get the plastic sheets on the bed in advance.

jimgoose wrote: »

There's a TV show there somewhere, possibly involving Bruce Forsyth and Holly Willoughby. :pac:

"Come Ride the Stars with me on Ice in The Jungle"

Get me outa here:D

MsBubbles

Mr. E lol

bonzodog2

jimgoose wrote: »

There's a TV show there somewhere, possibly involving Bruce Forsyth and Holly Willoughby. :pac:

"Nice to **** you, to **** you, nice"? :eek:
"Strictly Come Shagging" ?
"The Fornication Game" ?

Pumpkinseeds

TA, the humongous ugly pimple that appeared at the side of my nose. Jeez, 42 years old and still get the odd pimple.

OldNotWIse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

TA, the humongous ugly pimple that appeared at the side of my nose. Jeez, 42 years old and still get the odd pimple.

Will you squeeze it? TA when people don't squeeze the f.uckers and we all have to look at the big yellow shíte

Pumpkinseeds

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Will you squeeze it? TA when people don't squeeze the f.uckers and we all have to look at the big yellow shíte

Nope. It hurts and it'll pop soon. Yuk.

Menas

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Nope. It hurts and it'll pop soon. Yuk.

Keep a tissue on standby!

Dramatik

When you get your hair cut, those spikey bits of hair that get stuck down the back of your top.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Will you squeeze it? TA when people don't squeeze the f.uckers and we all have to look at the big yellow shíte

In a place I worked in a few years back, the receptionist arrived one morning with a real prizer on her forehead, one of the drivers remarked "Jesus, you would'nt know whether to hug her or squeeze her":D

eisenberg1

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Nope. It hurts and it'll pop soon. Yuk.

Does it look like something you could dip a slice of bread in?:D

One eyed Jack

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Does it look like something you could dip a slice of bread in?:D

eisenberg I have to ask now that you remind me, what was the deal years ago with the soaking the heel of a loaf in boiling water and putting it on a boil?

I had one on my leg once as a child (this thing was the mount Etna of boils) and my mother did that, bloody hell did it hurt, eventually had to go to hospital to have it lanced! :pac:


(after a week wearing a dress, because I couldn't get my leg into trousers with a big crust of bread strapped to my thigh! I'm not sure which was more annoying - the boil, or the bread! I rocked the frock though )

OldNotWIse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

eisenberg I have to ask now that you remind me, what was the deal years ago with the soaking the heel of a loaf in boiling water and putting it on a boil?

I had one on my leg once as a child (this thing was the mount Etna of boils) and my mother did that, bloody hell did it hurt, eventually had to go to hospital to have it lanced! :pac:


(after a week wearing a dress, because I couldn't get my leg into trousers with a big crust of bread strapped to my thigh! I'm not sure which was more annoying - the boil, or the bread! I rocked the frock though )

Ah. So that's what happened to you :P

MsBubbles

Pumpkinseeds a bread poultis.

eisenberg1

One eyed Jack wrote: »

eisenberg I have to ask now that you remind me, what was the deal years ago with the soaking the heel of a loaf in boiling water and putting it on a boil?
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Not really sure about that, a "Bread poultice" maybe, the granny's recipe. I think it was supposed to "draw" stuff out.

"It looks like gangrene"
"Leave it to me, I will put some boiled bread on it":D

MsBubbles

Eisenberg1 yup it is supposed to draw out any infection/pus. I remember them well

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Eisenberg1 yup it is supposed to draw out any infection/pus. I remember them well

Cured AND a sandwich, posh.:D

Boom_Bap

I got some mad infection on my finger on a trip to Spain one time. My mother had the sliced pan out and kettle boiling on my return.
Cant remember if it sorted it out, but the toast I made from the bread was yucky.

MsBubbles

There's nothing like an Irish Mammy/Granny even if they drive ya mad.

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Do they work

MsBubbles

yes Lexie poltices work

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After years of irrationally hating cucumber (my mother used to sneak them into my sandwiches), a hate so bad that I wouldnt even put them on my eyes, I find myself today, really wanting a cucumber. An entire cucumber. I hate cucumber. I betray myself

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

After years of irrationally hating cucumber (my mother used to sneak them into my sandwiches), a hate so bad that I wouldnt even put them on my eyes, I find myself today, really wanting a cucumber. An entire cucumber. I hate cucumber. I betray myself

It could be worse. As the Kerryman said about cabbage, if you liked it you'd probably end up eating loads of it, and you can't stand the stuff.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Do they work

Yes, very old remedy for drawing out infection and foreign matter from small-to-middling wounds. Various American Indian tribes use mashed pumpkin instead of bread.

MsBubbles

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, very old remedy for drawing out infection and foreign matter from small-to-middling wounds. Various American Indian tribes use mashed pumpkin instead of bread.

jaysus Jim you're a mine of information. TA bored in work