Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Boom_Bap

I bought some'American Style Pre-Cooked Pancakes' in the shop yesterday to sprise the kids at brekkie. They only tasted good if they were drowned in Maple Syrup.
I'll get to cooking some decent ones later.

2 sticky kids went out the door this morning.
I can still tast maple syrup in my beard.

AndyBoBandy

Women not filling up the dishwasher correctly!

They do clean better if the dishes are placed according to the manufacturers guidelines, and not just thrown in any old way!

MsBubbles

Half an hour and 2 vodkas later that's me Ah yes crouching tiger hidden naggin

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

No, you are confused with Good Friday falling on Easter Monday:D

This, my TA's friends, is true ( or so I was told) . It is an old "Pub question"

Good Friday was a horse, who fell in a race, on Easter Monday.;)

MsBubbles

jimgoose wrote: »

No wonder it does, with all this Crouching Vodka Hidden Duckface knocking about. I'd probably fall over meself. :pac:

Jim lol. Duckface selfies taking in a mirror always make me roll my eyes

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

...I can still tast maple syrup in my beard.

Ah, the old Strategic Reserve! :pac:

MsBubbles

Boom_Bap cos of the beard you've leapt up the hotness scale

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Ah, the old Strategic Reserve! :pac:

I thought it was another euphenism..

The old "I showered, but I think I still have some maple syrup in my beard":D

That will put yis off yer pancakes.

MsBubbles

MR E get thy mind out of the gutter !

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I thought it was another euphenism..

The old "I showered, but I think I still have some maple syrup in my beard":D

That will put yis off yer pancakes.

That would be both highly esoteric and gag-inducingly biological.

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I thought it was another euphenism..

The old "I showered, but I think I still have some maple syrup in my beard":D

That will put yis off yer pancakes.

Waiting the for do ya wanna go off me sausage ?

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim lol. Duckface selfies taking in a mirror always make me roll my eyes

That gives me an idea. Me and my Middle-Aged Idjit Mates down t'Woolpack are going to do Duckface Selfies, and see how long it takes to get thrown out! :pac:

MsBubbles

Jim you have to post them on FB straight away lol
Dunno if I'd able for the manliness of you and your mates though

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim you have to post them on FB straight away lol
Dunno if I'd able for the manliness of you and your mates though

You have NO idea! :pac:

Boom_Bap

jimgoose wrote: »

Ah, the old Strategic Reserve! :pac:

The real conundrum is what do I mix it with later?....or shall I just allow the first canine I meet to lick it off my face

MsBubbles wrote: »

Boom_Bap cos of the beard you've leapt up the hotness scale

If you're not measuring in Kelvin, you're doing it wrong

MsBubbles

tuesdays ta me cos there a nothing day. Tomorrow's the middle of the week and it's all uphill from there.

Boom_Bap no Farenheit all the way !

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I can never keep my mouth closed for long enough to do duckface. Bet that's a surprise

MsBubbles

Lexie must not make smart arse comment

Menas

I am just a nice quiet sleepy drunk. No duck faces here.
I wish I was in a pub now and quietly sleepy drunk.

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

tuesdays ta me cos there a nothing day. Tomorrow's the middle of the week and it's all uphill from there...

Tuesdays are ballacks. That's why me and the Middle-Aged Idjit Mates play tennis on Tuesday afternoons - if it doesn't happen at about 16:45 it can't, for reasons I won't bore you with - but this is largely an excuse to spend a half-hour whopping each other's balls up and down and then sod off to the pub, to spend two hours drinking porter, doing the Cool Wall, and now, thanks to this thread, Duckface Selfies!! :pac:

dub_skav

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The real conundrum is what do I mix it with later?....or shall I just allow the first canine I meet to lick it off my face

Excess maple syrup in beard?

Cook bacon, butter bread, make sandwich, wipe maple syrup off beard with sandwich, devour

MsBubbles

Jim Keep talking like that and my husband's on a promise tonight

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jim Keep talking like that and my husband's on a promise tonight

G'wan the Ms. B! Give him fcukan Duckface!! :pac:

MsBubbles

Jim *snort*

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Ms B wasting valuable pancake eating time riding tutut

OldNotWIse

Is the thread going into riding mode now?


...runs off to buy bumper pack of pregnancy tests

Boom_Bap

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ms B wasting valuable pancake eating time riding tutut

Combine dining and riding. Win. Win.
If you're using any type of syrups, get the plastic sheets on the bed in advance.

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Combine dining and riding. Win. Win...

There's a TV show there somewhere, possibly involving Bruce Forsyth and Holly Willoughby. :pac:

MsBubbles

ONW no pregnancy tests needed. Lexie will be a quickie to allow for maxmimum pancake eating time.
Boom_Bap no way syrupy sheets are not good.

Jim quick patent that show idea yer onto a winner

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I don't know why but anytime the luckiest Man in ireland is trying it on with me, I lose my **** with him like an absolute nutjob.