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    #122
    Noahboah2014
    Registered Users Posts: 155 ✭✭Noahboah2014


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Anagram for mother in law is woman hitler sounds like a job for Sir Winston Churchill or FDR.

    HahahHaha. Woman Hitler sounds pretty accurate.


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    #123
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,523 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    southcentralts wrote: »
    Truly a FEAST for mexican rats!

    How can I turn off auto-pun in my brain?

    Who would win in a flight between a carrot and a parsnip?
    Carrots and parsnips can't fly.
    Noahboah2014 wrote: »
    Why are peppers called peppers when they taste nothing like pepper, or vicaversa?
    Nothing to do with pepper, the name comes from when they discovered it and thought that it gave people a bit of pep. "Want some pep in your food?" "Yeah, I could pep her right up with some of that peppy vegetable" "pep her?" "Yeah, pep her, with that vegetable".
    Noahboah2014 wrote: »
    Also any tips on dealing with a mother in law from hell?
    Presume you've tried an exorcism?


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    #124
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,470 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Noahboah2014 wrote: »
    Why are peppers called peppers when they taste nothing like pepper, or vicaversa?

    capsicum is the proper name for them


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    #125
    Noahboah2014
    Registered Users Posts: 155 ✭✭Noahboah2014


    Gordon wrote: »
    southcentralts wrote: »
    Truly a FEAST for mexican rats!

    How can I turn off auto-pun in my brain?

    Who would win in a flight between a carrot and a parsnip?
    Carrots and parsnips can't fly.
    Noahboah2014 wrote: »
    Why are peppers called peppers when they taste nothing like pepper, or vicaversa?
    Nothing to do with pepper, the name comes from when they discovered it and thought that it gave people a bit of pep. "Want some pep in your food?" "Yeah, I could pep her right up with some of that peppy vegetable" "pep her?" "Yeah, pep her, with that vegetable".
    Noahboah2014 wrote: »
    Also any tips on dealing with a mother in law from hell?
    Presume you've tried an exorcism?

    Haha yet I don't feel pepped up after eating them.
    Yes exorcism is definitely next on the list.
    I doubt that will even work


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    #126
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,523 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Noahboah2014 wrote: »
    Haha yet I don't feel pepped up after eating them.
    You are obviously a superiorly evolved being. I presume you don't find radish the tiniest bit rad, either.


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    #127
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Were you on the roof of my house last night stealing my weather vane?


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    #128
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,523 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Was that yours? I was just trying to stop the thief, he was too fast for me and probably better looking than me. But at least he's not vain about it.


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    #129
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,993 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Were you on the roof of my house last night stealing my weather vane?
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