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Band Aid can suck my bell end

  • 17-11-2014 9:20am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭


    It's that time of the year again where record companies and so called philanthropists gather to record a single to help the "needy", when the actual fact is most of the money doesn't get to where it needs to go it goes to pay the wages of all involved in the project,

    the simple thing is the problems in africa will never be solved they don't want to help people in africa as it would effect the world balance, if you took all the money spent on war and killing each other over the last few years you could have wiped out hunger and gotten plenty of steak and lobsters, caviar and truffles for everyone and put a roof over everyones head,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Bono is involved, nuff said


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    You should stage a peaceful protest OP.

    One simple way would be not buying the single.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Bono is involved, nuff said
    You sure it's the real Bono or just Paul Weller doing his Bono impression?

    Skip to 1:15


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,219 ✭✭✭tipptom


    It's that time of the year again where record companies and so called philanthropists gather to record a single to help the "needy", when the actual fact is most of the money doesn't get to where it needs to go it goes to pay the wages of all involved in the project,

    the simple thing is the problems in africa will never be solved they don't want to help people in africa as it would effect the world balance, if you took all the money spent on war and killing each other over the last few years you could have wiped out hunger and gotten plenty of steak and lobsters, caviar and truffles for everyone and put a roof over everyones head,
    Hey Bob got back in to the music business and on the celebrity circuit through this,as for poor aul Midge...,buy the Fuu*ckin record.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭Dr. Mantis Toboggan


    Sting turned off the heat in his servants quarters to help those in Africa.

    True story.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    It was on the radio this morning. There are a lot of people on it doing a **** Bono impression.

    Awful version as well.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    One thing is certain though. If they try following this up with another Live Aid concert out in Wembley like they did last time, it could never be the same.

    Not without Freddie Mercury.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I read the thread title as bandaid stuck on my bellend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    don't forget band aid 89.....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    How the feck did Sinead O'Connor get into it???


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Forest Demon


    Lets fight disease with music and poverty with dance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,465 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    It's that time of the year again where record companies and so called philanthropists gather to record a single to help the "needy", when the actual fact is most of the money doesn't get to where it needs to go it goes to pay the wages of all involved in the project,

    The vast majority of "charities" can suck my bell end.

    I donate regularly, but i only do so to charities that can demonstrate a low and realistic administration cost.
    THe likes of Trocaire with it's 80%+ admin cost rate sickens me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Lets fight disease with music and poverty with dance.

    No no no!

    You fight disease with dance and poverty with music, get it right wudja!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    Sting turned off the heat in his servants quarters to help those in Africa.

    True story.

    Wise man, you don't want to be stung with high heating bills


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭lmimmfn


    Let's fight disease.............



    Through the medium of dance

    Ignoring idiots who comment "far right" because they don't even know what it means



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,222 ✭✭✭✭Will I Amnt


    iDave wrote: »
    How the feck did Sinead O'Connor get into it???

    Considering she is one of the greatest female vocalists of all time...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    I read the thread title as bandaid stuck on my bellend.

    that was last weeks rant and i'm still recovering from it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭valoren


    I was watching it on the X Factor results thing last night for the video debut.

    Oh, there's One Direction, oh and Bono, Chris Martin, Olly Murs et al.

    They then cut to the ad break after it and what do you know, you can pre-order the One Direction album and buy the Olly Murs album RIGHT NOW!

    Where was Jessie J though? She always get's her face involved with this kind of thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Bio Mech


    that was last weeks rant and i'm still recovering from it

    I would give it a while before you invite the whole of band aid to suck it so. You don't need a flare up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Considering she is one of the greatest female vocalists of all time...

    Ah come on now.

    The song is shocking, and the video it pure cringe.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭valoren


    It's so poor, I couldn't tell if they were singing "Feed the World" or "Heal the World".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭valoren


    Considering she is one of the greatest female vocalists of all time...

    Greatest Irish? Yes, unquestionably.

    Of All Time? GTFO ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Nidgeweasel


    Well done to bandaids, for those wretched 3 minutes I felt like I had Ebola myself.

    That's the point of the record right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,222 ✭✭✭✭Will I Amnt


    MJ23 wrote: »
    Ah come on now.

    The song is shocking, and the video it pure cringe.

    I don't disagree, someone was asking how she managed to get into it, as if she had no right to be alongside Chris Martin or Ellie f*cking Goulding :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I've avoided watching the video and I won't be buying it. This is what, 30 years after the first Band Aid? and the same problems still exist. Somethings seriously wrong somewhere. Feck all of the proceeds from it will reach ebola sufferers, what isn't spent on admin fees will be creamed off the top by corrupt dictators.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,140 ✭✭✭ebbsy


    valoren wrote: »
    I was watching it on the X Factor results thing last night for the video debut.

    Oh, there's One Direction, oh and Bono, Chris Martin, Olly Murs et al.

    They then cut to the ad break after it and what do you know, you can pre-order the One Direction album and buy the Olly Murs album RIGHT NOW!

    Where was Jessie J though? She always get's her face involved with this kind of thing?

    I like her pudding bowls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    all a load of bull


  • Site Banned Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Shiraz 4.99


    Ethiopia now has a population of 90 million thanks to Ser Bob & the Catholic Church, larger population than the UK, France, Germany so it's safe to say that's solved.

    Ebola, while a worthy cause has been over-hyped by the 24 hour need something to say media.
    Flu has killed hundreds times more but it's hard to get people excited about flu.
    Feck it, I'll buy 5 anyway so I'll feel good about myself & think of all the smiling babies I've saved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    CruelCoin wrote: »
    THe likes of Trocaire with it's 80%+ admin cost rate sickens me.

    What? this can't be true can it? Maybe i'm misreading, are you saying that 80% of all money Trocaire raises is spent running Trocaire? :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    What? this can't be true can it? Maybe i'm misreading, are you saying that 80% of all money Trocaire raises is spent running Trocaire? :eek:

    Nah, just the usual mis-information.

    9% is used for administration.

    http://www.trocaire.org/whatwedo/annual-report


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    one euro in ten euro on admin!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Do you actually thinking giving third world countries money solves their problems? The problem is structural and systematic and can't be solved through aid. The money is a drop in the ocean.

    The focus should be on making every individual in third world countries more productive and how to do that.

    Did you not read my Post? If you had you would have seen that I said that giving third world countries money does not solve the problem.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    chrysagon wrote: »
    one euro in ten euro on admin!!!!

    90 cents in every €10.

    But **** them for trying to help out, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    Stll, Geldof made alot of money talking about famine!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    It's way too easy to be a hurler in the ditch, looking on with a cold unblemished "objective" eye and to then criticise those who do a little bit to help out in countries where ideas of equality and human rights are not even a rumour.

    The charitable organisations do what they can under very tough conditions. Mostly trying to provide potable water and disease prevention, and also to provide maybe a hedge-school or two, if they're lucky.

    "Structural conditions" and long-term planning are the least of one's worries when you have a child-mortality rate of about 50%.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Nidgeweasel


    What? this can't be true can it? Maybe i'm misreading, are you saying that 80% of all money Trocaire raises is spent running Trocaire? :eek:

    The cocaine and prostitutes don't pay for themselves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I did read your post you seem to think that the main reason the problems still exist is that the money doesn't reach the people who need it.

    I disagree that that is the main reason. Aid to people in need doesn't work long term. Structural changes and education are needed.

    It depends on how you define proceeds, I suppose I was a bit vague on it. To me the proceeds are allegedly spent on supplies such as medical supplies, tents and food etc. At least those are things that are needed in areas effected by Ebola. I remember watching a segment on Comic Relief one year where they interviewed a doctor working in a very deprived hospital.

    He stated that they've seen very little of the supplies that were shipped in as it's confiscated by the government and sold on the black market, which is where a lot of stuff bought with the proceeds raised from the Band Aid single will end up. That wasn't related to the Ebola crisis, just another third world emergency. That's why I don't donate and that's what I meant by proceeds. There is something obscene about watching a fat politician/president of a third world country in a very expensive designer suit telling the press that there isn't a problem in their country and that it's all under control. I'm sure it is in his private palatial compound.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,214 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    catallus wrote: »
    It's way too easy to be a hurler in the ditch, looking on with a cold unblemished "objective" eye and to then criticise those who do a little bit to help out in countries where ideas of equality and human rights are not even a rumour.

    The charitable organisations do what they can under very tough conditions. Mostly trying to provide potable water and disease prevention, and also to provide maybe a hedge-school or two, if they're lucky.

    "Structural conditions" and long-term planning are the least of one's worries when you have a child-mortality rate of about 50%.

    True but that doesnt mean the developed economies should just pump aid in non stop without looking at otger ways of addressing the issues.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    True but that doesnt mean the developed economies should just pump aid in non stop without looking at otger ways of addressing the issues.

    Are you suggesting a return to Colonialism?

    Don't we give money to India? They have spaceships :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The_Captain


    Nothing like being lectured on charity by millionaires


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Nothing like being lectured on charity by millionaires

    True, I may be wrong, but was there not some controversy about Bono's Red charity/campaign or whatever it was, some years ago. Something about relatively little of it actually going to charity? I'm too lazy to google it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Nothing like being lectured on charity by millionaires

    They'll give more than everybody in this thread combined, but F it, let's begrudge them of their millions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,568 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Quite a few people argue that Live Aid did more harm than good. Great article from the Guardian here...
    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/jun/24/g8.debtrelief


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Musically, I think it's the least awful version of that song. Mainly because of Sinead O'Connor and Seal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The_Captain


    They'll give more than everybody in this thread combined, but F it, let's begrudge them of their millions.

    Big deal. A year's salary for most people is worth less than a watch to these people. To lecture people on giving while having enough money in your bank account to feed a decent-sized Rwandan town is hypocritical.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Those structural issues are causing huge child mortality rates.

    Yes, they're deliberately designed by the elites to keep their underlings in check.

    How do you fight that? You don't. You either starve to death if you are a subject or you try and feed and educate those underlings if you happen to be lucky enough to be a product of Western culture.

    I could go on about the responsibility of people to open their eyes to this but responsibility is a dirty word in modern western culture, so nothing is perfect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Oh what a cynical bunch us Irish have become.

    Is every charity out there just plain evil and spending donations on private yachts for their staff?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Big deal. A year's salary for most people is worth less than a watch to these people. To lecture people on giving while having enough money in your bank account to feed a decent-sized Rwandan town is hypocritical.

    No, no it's not, and your mentality it envious and begrudging. Very communist of you.

    To begrudge ones wealth is just disgusting. "If they have it, they should give it up".

    Why don't you give up more of your money? Or do you donate anything at all?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    "If they have it, they should give it up".

    There should be a charity record encouraging wealthy pop stars to do just that.

    In fact, they could do it nin nin nin nin, ni-nin, ni-nin nin-nin now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    Same ould, same ould wont be buying it


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