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Spider in the room

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    #62
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    The One Doctor wrote: »
    Lighter and a can of Lynx, bye bye spider.

    Yep, this is true.
    I dated a spider in my late teens, and she hated the fact I was a smoker and had poor personal taste in deoderant.


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    #63
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.


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    #64
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users Posts: 13,109 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    Hahaha!!

    Hardcore :pac:


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    #65
    Witcher
    Registered Users Posts: 14,539 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    At least you did it yourself and didn't get someone else to do it :pac:

    'The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword' as Ned Stark would say :pac: Or in this case a scissors :p


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    #66
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    Poor Mrs spider :(


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    #67
    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,735 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    This made me sad.

    Spiders are totally harmless and actually quite beneficial. They kill flys, wasps, etc which are genuine pests. I never kill spiders. It's pointless and mean-spirited.


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    #68
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    You got close enough to do that yet you couldn't get a glass and release it alive?
    No need for it.


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    #69
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    You do realise what you'be done don't you?!

    You've just created Oscar Spidorius! You'll never be able to go to the loo in peace again!


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    #70
    How Soon Is Now
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    Dont mind anyone there bastards :pac:

    Ill get you a nice big garden sheers and you can tackle some of the mad yokes i see around here!!


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    #71
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    TheZohan wrote: »
    You do realise what you'be done don't you?!

    You've just created Oscar Spidorius! You'll never be able to go to the loo in peace again!


    http://thebeeksreport.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/well-played-sir-well-played-indeed.jpg


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    #72
    dmc17
    Registered Users Posts: 3,729 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    At least you won't have to worry about the spider now. All you have to worry about are all the flies and bees you'll have instead. Big feckin wasp appeared in my room the other night. I'll take your spider any day over that.


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    #73
    ceadaoin.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    Wow, that's..extreme. You'll probably get bad spider karma now.


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    #74
    indigo twist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭indigo twist


    Bleagh. I don't like spiders, and I do sometimes kill them, but quickly and (hopefully) painlessly ... I really don't see the point in torturing the little creatures like that. :( Horrible.


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    #75
    How Soon Is Now
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    indigo twist wrote: »
    Bleagh. I don't like spiders, and I do sometimes kill them, but quickly and (hopefully) painlessly ... I really don't see the point in torturing the little creatures like that. :( Horrible.

    I just dunno how she got the chance to catch them and do that ! The ones that i come across are always so bloody quick!.


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    #76
    pablo128
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    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    Poor Mrs spider :(
    DeadHand wrote: »
    This made me sad.

    Spiders are totally harmless and actually quite beneficial. They kill flys, wasps, etc which are genuine pests. I never kill spiders. It's pointless and mean-spirited.
    Chucken wrote: »
    You got close enough to do that yet you couldn't get a glass and release it alive?
    No need for it.
    ceadaoin. wrote: »
    Wow, that's..extreme. You'll probably get bad spider karma now.
    indigo twist wrote: »
    Bleagh. I don't like spiders, and I do sometimes kill them, but quickly and (hopefully) painlessly ... I really don't see the point in torturing the little creatures like that. :( Horrible.
    The air is thick with fury. I can almost taste it!:D

    If there's one place for a spider, it's stuck to the sole of a shoe!:pac:


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    #77
    Witcher
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    You people with the abundance of moths, bees and flies in your house must live in the jungle or something:pac: I think I've had about 2 flies max in this year, sorted them myself, don't need fecking spiders :p


    Admit it, ya's just don't have the stomach for the killin' so you leave it to the spiders :pac:


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    #78
    Fat Christy
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    bluewolf wrote: »
    Ignore it and it'll go away

    I've heard that one before!!! :mad:


    LIES!! :mad:


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    #79
    BlaasForRafa
    Registered Users Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    If a rolled up newspaper or a slipper won't do the job then use a vacuum cleaner and just hoover the fecker up.


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    #80
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    DeadHand wrote: »
    This made me sad.

    Spiders are totally harmless and actually quite beneficial. They kill flys, wasps, etc which are genuine pests. I never kill spiders. It's pointless and mean-spirited.

    I feel bad now. I was observing him first, letting him have some last bit of fun and this is what he was doing. Chasing flies. And running away from me. I'm a monster.

    But he didn't understand GTFO. I couldn't let him stay a second night. He overstayed his welcome.


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    #81
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    I feel bad now. I was observing him first, letting him have some last bit of fun and this is what he was doing. Chasing flies. And running away from me. I'm a monster.

    But he didn't understand GTFO. I couldn't let him stay a second night. He overstayed his welcome.

    http://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/misunderstood-spider-meme-squish-wife.jpg
    :(


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    #82
    In Lonesome Dove
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 479 ✭✭In Lonesome Dove


    Little Mrs Brooks,
    Sat down with crooks,
    With a bowl of currants to scoff,
    Along came a spider,
    Who sat down beside her,
    And got his little legs cut off.


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    #83
    _Kaiser_
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    There's only one answer in cases like this really...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q


    .. or that blue can of Raid fly spray .. that works too!


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    #84
    LoganRice
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    Try reading some poetry


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    #85
    EICVD
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭EICVD


    Mrs Garth Brooks wrote: »
    The same spider came out again.

    I got him this time with a pair of scissors and chopped of his legs. He didn't go very far after that. Just shriveled up and I threw it out the window.

    Absolutely disgraceful! How dare ya :-O


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