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Urinals! Why?

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    #62
    Daveysil15
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    fryup wrote: »
    ever get stage fright?

    you're about to p!ss and someone stands right next to you and you just can't do it..and then panic sets in, do i just stand there and wait till he goes away or do i zip up quick and leg it ????

    very distressing situation

    Yep, the auld psychogenic urinary retention. I could never use urinals. I always use the cubicles.


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    #63
    Paulownia
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    When we were kids we used to have competitions about who could piss the furthest, it never caught on in adulthood, funny that! Maybe we lose our sense of innocent fun.


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    #64
    Sir Arthur Daley
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    Paulownia wrote: »
    When we were kids we used to have competitions about who could piss the furthest, it never caught on in adulthood, funny that! Maybe we lose our sense of innocent fun.

    The secret to wining was getting a semi ;)


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    #65
    Sam Kade
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    Paulownia wrote: »
    When we were kids we used to have competitions about who could piss the furthest, it never caught on in adulthood, funny that! Maybe we lose our sense of innocent fun.
    Ok, so who won?


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    #66
    Sir Arthur Daley
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    Sam Kade wrote: »
    Ok, so who won?

    The fella that hit puberty first :pac:


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    #67
    KungPao
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    fryup wrote: »
    ever get stage fright?

    you're about to p!ss and someone stands right next to you and you just can't do it..and then panic sets in, do i just stand there and wait till he goes away or do i zip up quick and leg it ????

    very distressing situation
    The trick is to realise quickly if the fright is gonna strike. Then you pretend you are just finishing up (rather than standing there for 2 minutes with your lad in your hand)...let out an "ahhh", shake it a bit and zip up. Then wash your hands, but take a long time, and dry your hands...if the offender has left by then, you may be able to return to the urinal or slip into the cubicle. Or you could just piss yourself on the way back to your friends.

    ---

    Those big trough things are rank. Standing there looking at some blokes steaming, stinking piss flow past...usually with a few bonus pubes or fag butts. Lovely stuff.


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    #68
    Paulownia
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    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    The secret to wining was getting a semi ;)

    You tell me that NOW when it is too late!
    I did realise that pulling back the foreskin helped!


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    #69
    Paulownia
    Registered Users Posts: 590 ✭✭✭Paulownia


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    The secret to wining was getting a semi ;)

    You tell me that NOW when it is too late!
    I did realise that pulling back the foreskin helped!


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    #70
    Paulownia
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    Paulownia wrote: »
    You tell me that NOW when it is too late!
    I did realise that pulling back the foreskin helped!

    It won't catch on for the Olympics anyway!


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