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The most boring single fact you can come up with

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    #32
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Every time I click my fingers a child in Africa dies said Bono once.......



    Stop clicking then said I....... :-D


    He was clapping his hands.


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    #33
    lee_baby_simms
    Registered Users Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭lee_baby_simms


    Racecar is a palindrome.


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    #34
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    "The Office of The Ombudsman" in Hong Kong was formerly known as "The Office of The Commissioner for Administrative Complaints".


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    #35
    CollyFlower
    Registered Users Posts: 6,027 ✭✭✭CollyFlower


    strobe wrote: »
    If for some reason you ever have call to piss into a bottle, do not place your penis flush to the bottle top, this will create a seal. Inside the supposedly empty bottle is, in fact, air. Air has mass. The bottle, although empty of liquid, is full to the top of air. Once you start pissing the liquid piss will begin to fill the bottle, and while the air will compress a bit under the pressure, it will not compress enough to allow a piss worth of liquid in there. Quite unexpectadly, you will have created a pressurized piss filled bottle, that will at a certain point, seek to neutralize that pressure by forcing a gap between the soft malleable tissue of your penis head and the bottle mouth and shooting a spluttery eruption of piss out through the narrow gap. While this is, of course hilarious, it is also messy.

    The preferred method is to maintain a safety buffer of about an inch to prevent the pressurization of the air inside the bottle/piss receptacle.

    Or you could use a funnel.


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    #36
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    faceman wrote: »
    There are 26 letters in the alphabet.

    Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z

    Correct... if there was only one alphabet.
    Boskowski wrote: »
    If you turn over a bucket of water the water will pour out.

    Only under influence of gravity and if liquid water.


    Pedant itch satisfied


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    #37
    0byme75341jo28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    There are 28102 hectares of forestry in Donegal, compared to 1583 hectares in county Meath.

    Thank you leaving cert geography <3


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    #38
    refusetolose
    Registered Users Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭refusetolose


    a palindrome is a word, phrase, number, or other sequence of symbols or elements that reads the same forward or reversed.


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    #39
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    My mother's first cousin's wife's brother wrote "The Fields of Athenry".

    Not even a lie.

    Aren't you all sick with jealousy now, eh???


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    #40
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Posting on boards.ie is the activity I am doing right now.


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    #41
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    My cats breath smells like cat food.


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    #42
    deseil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭deseil


    There's only 1 hole in a polo.


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    #43
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    strobe wrote: »
    If for some reason you ever have call to piss into a bottle, do not place your penis flush to the bottle top, this will create a seal. Inside the supposedly empty bottle is, in fact, air. Air has mass. The bottle, although empty of liquid, is full to the top of air. Once you start pissing the liquid piss will begin to fill the bottle, and while the air will compress a bit under the pressure, it will not compress enough to allow a piss worth of liquid in there. Quite unexpectadly, you will have created a pressurized piss filled bottle, that will at a certain point, seek to neutralize that pressure by forcing a gap between the soft malleable tissue of your penis head and the bottle mouth and shooting a spluttery eruption of piss out through the narrow gap. While this is, of course hilarious, it is also messy.

    The preferred method is to maintain a safety buffer of about an inch to prevent the pressurization of the air inside the bottle/piss receptacle.

    Thinly veiled "I don't have a micropenis" post.


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    #44
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Anti-biotics can cause thrush.


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    #45
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Salt is mined.


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    #46
    Samsgirl
    Registered Users Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    You can't lick your elbow


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    #47
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Hippo milk is pink.


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    #48
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Samsgirl wrote: »
    You can't lick your elbow

    I can and touch my nose with my tongue....true story.....


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    #49
    who the fug
    Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    My mother's first cousin's wife's brother wrote "The Fields of Athenry".

    Not even a lie.

    Aren't you all sick with jealousy now, eh???

    And you admit to that


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    #50
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    lee_baby_simms wrote: »
    Racecar is a palindrome.
    So is Navan


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    #51
    who the fug
    Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Salt is mined.

    Also farmed by evaporation


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    #52
    Johngoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭Johngoose


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11135885/Britains-dullest-men-pose-for-2015-calendar-in-pictures.html?frame=3059703


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    #53
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    I can and touch my nose with my tongue....true story.....

    I say all the boys love ya lol


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    #54
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.


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    #55
    who the fug
    Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

    How do they know it is blue, they may think purple is blue


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    #56
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Bananas are slightly radioactive.


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    #57
    0byme75341jo28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Bananas are slightly radioactive.

    Along with nearly everything..


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    #58
    who the fug
    Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Asbestos is not a big problem


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    #59
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Beetroot can make your poo green.


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    #60
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    There are more unique animal species in the world than people on the entire ireland.
    That mean that every person could have a pet that not one else in the island of ireland has ever seen or heard of before, unique only to them.
    The actual number of species is estimate at 7.3 million give or take 1.1 million.


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    #61
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Ryanair has decided to ditch their girly calender. Feminist the world over, have yet to comment.


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