The most boring single fact you can come up with

IvaBigWun

There is no VAT on cakes.

Every 4 years, monthly-paid staff have to work an extra day for free.

The most common dimple patterns on a golfball are the icosahedral, the dodecahedral, and the octahedral.

The DART uses a system called ATP to prevent it from excessive speeding. It consists of a series of codes transmitted on an 83.3Hz carrier which specify the maximum permitted speed for the train on that section of the line.

The plastic thngie on the end of shoelaces is called an Aglet

The Tide brand has 70% of the market share for detergent.

The Lexmark Z25 Colour printer has a sound emission of 44dB.

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.





Beat those!




PS: Cue smartarsé thanks whoring second reply

The Moldy Gowl

My jumper is made of cake

fedor.2.

I found none of those boring

faceman

There are 26 letters in the alphabet.

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z

Senna

I had porridge for breakfast.

fedor.2.

Cucumber is a fruit

Fat Christy

They use liquid nitrogen to store bulls semen for artificial insemination.

IvaBigWun

IvaBigWun wrote: »

PS: Cue smartarsé thanks whoring second reply

Make that third!

Doom

At six o'clock if i put my watch on my other arm it still reads six o'clock....the world is an amazing place :-p

indigo twist

Ever see EDTA in a list of ingredients? It means ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. I didn't Google that spelling, I had to learn it off, and never forgot it. Thank you LC chemistry!

Boskowski

If you turn over a bucket of water the water will pour out.

wazky

I have two feet and 16 toes.

Rothko

Those were so boring, OP, that I couldn't even finish reading them.

hju6

Irish water

Birneybau

hju6 wrote: »

Irish water

Topical.

fleet_admiral

bananas are herbs

faceman

Thinly veiled my facts are interesting thread.

Fat Christy

indigo twist wrote: »

Ever see EDTA in a list of ingredients? It means ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. I didn't Google that spelling, I had to learn it off, and never forgot it. Thank you LC chemistry!

Oh the joys, I remember learning that. Split it into:

Ethylene - diamine- tetra - acetic acid. Simples. :P

toastedpickles

Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. "dont ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind





:pac:

Richard Hillman

Boskowski wrote: »

If you turn over a bucket of water the water will pour out.

Not if it is frozen.

131spanner

A cat is not a dog.

strobe

If for some reason you ever have call to piss into a bottle, do not place your penis flush to the bottle top, this will create a seal. Inside the supposedly empty bottle is, in fact, air. Air has mass. The bottle, although empty of liquid, is full to the top of air. Once you start pissing the liquid piss will begin to fill the bottle, and while the air will compress a bit under the pressure, it will not compress enough to allow a piss worth of liquid in there. Quite unexpectadly, you will have created a pressurized piss filled bottle, that will at a certain point, seek to neutralize that pressure by forcing a gap between the soft malleable tissue of your penis head and the bottle mouth and shooting a spluttery eruption of piss out through the narrow gap. While this is, of course hilarious, it is also messy.

The preferred method is to maintain a safety buffer of about an inch to prevent the pressurization of the air inside the bottle/piss receptacle.

IvaBigWun

Britney Spears is an anagram of Presbyterians

Mariasofia

wazky wrote: »

I have two feet and 16 toes.

This is a well known genetic mutation in some counties in Ireland.

IvaBigWun

It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.

oldyouth

Every minute that passes brings you nearer to Monday morning

Birneybau

oldyouth wrote: »

Every minute that passes brings you nearer to Monday morning

Also, death

lee_baby_simms

"Crabsticks" do not actually contain any crab and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "Crab flavoured sticks".

Spudmonkey

Palm trees aren't actually trees at all but a type of grass.

Mariasofia

Every time I click my fingers a child in Africa dies said Bono once.......



Stop clicking then said I....... :-D

whupdedo

It's possible for water to have 3 different states all at the 1 time (I think)

IvaBigWun

Mariasofia wrote: »

Every time I click my fingers a child in Africa dies said Bono once.......



Stop clicking then said I....... :-D

He was clapping his hands.

lee_baby_simms

Racecar is a palindrome.

Donkey Oaty

"The Office of The Ombudsman" in Hong Kong was formerly known as "The Office of The Commissioner for Administrative Complaints".

CollyFlower

strobe wrote: »

If for some reason you ever have call to piss into a bottle, do not place your penis flush to the bottle top, this will create a seal. Inside the supposedly empty bottle is, in fact, air. Air has mass. The bottle, although empty of liquid, is full to the top of air. Once you start pissing the liquid piss will begin to fill the bottle, and while the air will compress a bit under the pressure, it will not compress enough to allow a piss worth of liquid in there. Quite unexpectadly, you will have created a pressurized piss filled bottle, that will at a certain point, seek to neutralize that pressure by forcing a gap between the soft malleable tissue of your penis head and the bottle mouth and shooting a spluttery eruption of piss out through the narrow gap. While this is, of course hilarious, it is also messy.

The preferred method is to maintain a safety buffer of about an inch to prevent the pressurization of the air inside the bottle/piss receptacle.

Or you could use a funnel.

smcgiff

faceman wrote: »

There are 26 letters in the alphabet.

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z

Correct... if there was only one alphabet.

Boskowski wrote: »

If you turn over a bucket of water the water will pour out.

Only under influence of gravity and if liquid water.


Pedant itch satisfied

0byme75341jo28

There are 28102 hectares of forestry in Donegal, compared to 1583 hectares in county Meath.

Thank you leaving cert geography

refusetolose

a palindrome is a word, phrase, number, or other sequence of symbols or elements that reads the same forward or reversed.

Teyla Emmagan

My mother's first cousin's wife's brother wrote "The Fields of Athenry".

Not even a lie.

Aren't you all sick with jealousy now, eh???

AnonoBoy

Posting on boards.ie is the activity I am doing right now.

Super-Rush

My cats breath smells like cat food.

deseil

There's only 1 hole in a polo.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

strobe wrote: »

If for some reason you ever have call to piss into a bottle, do not place your penis flush to the bottle top, this will create a seal. Inside the supposedly empty bottle is, in fact, air. Air has mass. The bottle, although empty of liquid, is full to the top of air. Once you start pissing the liquid piss will begin to fill the bottle, and while the air will compress a bit under the pressure, it will not compress enough to allow a piss worth of liquid in there. Quite unexpectadly, you will have created a pressurized piss filled bottle, that will at a certain point, seek to neutralize that pressure by forcing a gap between the soft malleable tissue of your penis head and the bottle mouth and shooting a spluttery eruption of piss out through the narrow gap. While this is, of course hilarious, it is also messy.

The preferred method is to maintain a safety buffer of about an inch to prevent the pressurization of the air inside the bottle/piss receptacle.

Thinly veiled "I don't have a micropenis" post.

Fat Christy

Anti-biotics can cause thrush.

ToddyDoody

Salt is mined.

Samsgirl

You can't lick your elbow

IvaBigWun

Hippo milk is pink.

Mariasofia

Samsgirl wrote: »

You can't lick your elbow

I can and touch my nose with my tongue....true story.....

who the fug

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

My mother's first cousin's wife's brother wrote "The Fields of Athenry".

Not even a lie.

Aren't you all sick with jealousy now, eh???

And you admit to that

fleet_admiral

lee_baby_simms wrote: »

Racecar is a palindrome.

So is Navan

who the fug

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Salt is mined.

Also farmed by evaporation