How to get an Asian girlfriend?

TheBandicoot · 22-09-2014 02:19PM #1

So, I've been seeing lots of young Irish lads around Dublin with their arms around east Asian(Chinese, Korean, Japanese) girlfriends/wifes lately, both looking madly in love and having the times of their lives. Many of these women are stunners IMHO

What I want to know is, is there a trick to getting into a relationship with these glamorous geishas? Do I need to speak the language, meet the parents? Do I meet them here and take them under my shoulder as a true Dub guide, or fly out there and bring them to see my home country?

MadYaker · 22-09-2014 02:20PM

A lot meet through college id say.

The Master · 22-09-2014 02:21PM

Mail order

Fizman · 22-09-2014 02:22PM

Their language is Western Union Money Transfer.

If you speak it, they will come.

eamonnq · 22-09-2014 02:22PM

I think you would need to 'connect on a deeper level'.

Links234 · 22-09-2014 02:23PM

TheBandicoot wrote: »

What I want to know is, is there a trick to getting into a relationship with these glamorous geishas?

>_<

That's my quota of cringe for the whole week used up :pac:

handlemaster · 22-09-2014 02:23PM

Language exchange my friend.. putty in the Hand...

iDave · 22-09-2014 02:24PM

Go to Asia

Iwasfrozen · 22-09-2014 02:24PM

TheBandicoot wrote: »

So, I've been seeing lots of young Irish lads around Dublin with their arms around east Asian(Chinese, Korean, Japanese) girlfriends/wifes lately, both looking madly in love and having the times of their lives. Many of these women are stunners IMHO What I want to know is, is there a trick to getting into a relationship with these glamorous geishas? Do I need to speak the language, meet the parents? Do I meet them here and take them under my shoulder as a true Dub guide, or fly out there and bring them to see my home country?

The same way you attract any other human being. Dress decently, speak decently and act decently towards them.

whiskeyman · 22-09-2014 02:24PM

A great bunch of ladies

TheBandicoot · 22-09-2014 02:24PM

Links234 wrote: »

>_<

That's my quota of cringe for the whole week used up :pac:

Needed to throw a bit of alliteration into that OP, best I could come up with at short notice

caolfx · 22-09-2014 02:25PM

Impress her father in with your martial arts skills and business acumen. Quids in.

the groutch · 22-09-2014 02:25PM

10 dollar they love you long time.

22-09-2014 02:25PM

Challenge her to a Pokémon battle and show off your manly strength by winning her gym badge (and thus her heart). Word of caution: if she has a Miltank, you're fúcked!

beano345 · 22-09-2014 02:26PM

Learn origami op

Fizman · 22-09-2014 02:26PM

the groutch wrote: »

10 dollar they love you long time.

Ten dolla too beaucoup.

BoJack Horseman · 22-09-2014 02:27PM

Peter Griffin wrote:

They'll do what you want. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, buddy. They will do what you want because they know, they know what you want.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.
I won't hurt you. I won't hurt you.
Me big American man.

Seriously though.
Would love to hook up with a Japanese/Korean chick.

Specialun · 22-09-2014 02:29PM

Im mad h@rney for black women lately

Adamantium · 22-09-2014 02:29PM

Charm her with your world knowledge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO4F98vflZA

TheBandicoot · 22-09-2014 02:30PM

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

Would love to hook up with a Japanese/Korean chick.

I know man, tell me about it. Hence the thread.

Are there any locations where they congregate that I should be looking at? Native food joints or something?

fuzzydunlop85 · 22-09-2014 02:31PM

Teach English in Korea OP

wazky · 22-09-2014 02:31PM

Dip your lad in a Koka noodles, like jam to a fly to them Asian ones.

BoJack Horseman · 22-09-2014 02:32PM

TheBandicoot wrote: »

I know man, tell me about it. Hence the thread.

Are there any locations where they congregate that I should be looking at? Native food joints or something?

Any restaurant that has 'garden' in the title is a good bet.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan · 22-09-2014 02:33PM

You need to put on your best fedora, doff aforementioned hat to asian m'ladies and let her know that you are into the strangest of hentai porn going.

Probably no harm to tell her you are an atheist too and a level 68 warlock in World of Warcraft.

TheBandicoot · 22-09-2014 02:34PM

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

You need to put on your best fedora, doff aforementioned hat to asian m'ladies and let her know that you are into the strangest of hentai porn going.

Probably no harm to tell her you are an atheist too and a level 68 warlock in World of Warcraft.

Should I tell them how kawaii I think they are, and ask them if they would like me to become their oni-chan?

TheSheriff · 22-09-2014 02:34PM

Step 1: Amass a collection of electronics which are broke - asians love electronics

Step 2: Leave said broken electronics somewhere in your bedroom

Step 3: Wait for asians to come and try to fix electronics

Wossack · 22-09-2014 02:37PM

TheBandicoot wrote: »

I know man, tell me about it. Hence the thread.

Are there any locations where they congregate that I should be looking at? Native food joints or something?

bit of a secret, Ill let you in on... Japan, its feckin full of Japanese chicks

Tombi! · 22-09-2014 02:39PM

Walk up to a girl from China or Korea and ask them to be your geisha for the night.

Report back with how hard the slap was.

In seriousness, like you meet any other f**king woman... you just see one, talk to one and hope for the best.

Links234 · 22-09-2014 02:45PM

TheBandicoot wrote: »

Should I tell them how kawaii I think they are, and ask them if they would like me to become their oni-chan?

you want to become their older brother

GLaDOS · 22-09-2014 02:48PM

This thread makes me weep for humanity

TheBandicoot · 22-09-2014 02:50PM

ScienceNerd wrote: »

This thread makes me weep for humanity

Me too, the lack of serious replies and practical advice is very disheartening.

How to get an Asian girlfriend?

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