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Woman gets 'Total Recall' boob job...

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    #32
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Is glamour model code for girl who failed to become a model so does things for attention?


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    #33
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 41,385 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    Chucken wrote: »
    Would you really want to see a woman in her 50s with 3 tits at your 21st?

    Sounds like a mental party! !!!


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    #34
    Spudmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 2,882 ✭✭✭Spudmonkey


    Where did she get the bra?


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    #35
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Chucken wrote: »
    Would you really want to see a woman in her 50s with 3 tits at your 21st?

    Fúck yeah! :D


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    #36
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I love how the Daily Mirror page has a menu across the top, including one for "Weird News"............and a woman with 3 tits doesn't qualify and has to just go under regular "News"


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    #37
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    If she became a milk-maid she would make money left, right and centre!

    Credit to some texter on Dermot and Dave


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    #38
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    I guess that doctor from American Dad was right.

    Nobody ever wants the superboob.


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    #39
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Fúck yeah! :D

    What about a woman in her 50s with 2?


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    #40
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Chucken wrote: »
    What about a woman in her 50s with 2?



    Do I have to book?


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    #41
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Chucken wrote: »
    What about a woman in her 50s with 2?

    Sure why not. What possible social situation is not embigened by the addition of boobies?:D


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    #42
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Do I have to book?

    Special offer. 3 tits for the price of 2


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    #43
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Pull the udder one! :pac:

    Honestly, the next girl now will have to go for four tits to be famous, and the girl after that will have to go for six!

    It's weird as fcuk, P.T. Barnum would be proud.


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    #44
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Do I have to book?

    You dont...sweetie ;)


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    #45
    farmerjj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭farmerjj


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Clever girl she will make a few million

    Ya geinus:rolleyes:


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    #46
    conorhal
    Registered Users Posts: 6,991 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Just when I thought that the X-Factor was the pinicle of making a tit of yourself to become famous......


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    #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Apparently a woman in Florida claims she has added a third breast in an effort to repel men. Yep. Because what do men hate? Breasts.

    "Jasmine Tridevil (not her birth name) says she spoke with over 50 cosmetic surgeons before she found one willing to break the ethical boundaries of his profession for $20,000...

    ..They put a mini-implant to make it look like a nipple poking out,” she told The News Junkie, an Orlando radio show. “And for a while it didn’t have an areola but I got a tattoo...

    ..I saved up for two years and I didn’t spend any of that money,” she said. “I’m dumping every penny I have into this so if it doesn’t work, I’m through.”

    Total recall fans rejoice. I give this one 7 facepalms.

    http://www.theprovince.com/News/oddities/Florida+woman+claims+have+surgically+added+third+breast/10225359/story.html


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    #48
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    What do men like more than two tits??? Three tits of course....... nomnomnomnom


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
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    whupdedo wrote: »
    What do men like more than two tits??? Three tits of course....... nomnomnomnom

    FYP


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    #50
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Stupid reason sure her face wouldve done that

    waste of money


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    #51
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I weep for humanity.


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    #52
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭Dr. Mantis Toboggan


    She wants people to stop looking at her so gets a third tit and splashes it all over the fcuking internet?


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    #53
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    She'll be sorry, all of her outfits will have to be custom made now..tut tut.


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    #54
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    [Total Recall]You make me wish I had 3 hands[/Total Recall]


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    #55
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    [Total Recall]You make me wish I had 3 hands[/Total Recall]

    Damn, just beaten to it!


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    #56
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,269 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Candy_Girl wrote: »
    She'll be sorry, all of her outfits will have to be custom made now..tut tut.

    Tut tut tut...Anyway, there's already a thread.


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    #57
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Tut tut tut...Anyway, there's already a thread.

    Tut tut tut tut ... :P


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    #58
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,269 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Candy_Girl wrote: »
    Tut tut tut tut ... :P

    She ain't got 4 tuts : D


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    #59
    Rabbo
    Registered Users Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Rabbo


    Candy_Girl wrote: »
    She'll be sorry, all of her outfits will have to be custom made now..tut tut.

    Trust a woman to take that perspective


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    #60
    Nforce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    Apparently, the same surgeon is working on a man who wants to be able to do this with his balls


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    #61
    shrewd
    Registered Users Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits". Albert Einstein


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