Woman gets 'Total Recall' boob job...

TerrorFirmer

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-amazing-triple-breasted-woman-who-4302944

A fame-hungry young woman spent £12,000 on surgery - to have a THIRD BREAST added.

Jasmine Tridevil, 21, saved up for two years before finding a plastic surgeon willing to carry out the operation.

She told a local radio station more than 50 doctors turned her down before a surgeon - who has not been named - agreed to the job.

The third breast was made from a silicone implant and skin tissue from her abdomen.

She said: "It was really hard finding someone that would do it, too, because they’re breaking the code of ethic.

"I called like 50 or 60 doctors - nobody wanted to do it."

Jasmine, from Tampa Bay, Florida, says the fake boob feels the same as her other two - although the nipple had to be tattooed on.

She says her intention is to become a celebrity with her own TV show.

Jasmine said: "My whole dream is to get this show on MTV.

"I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through."

Jasmine regularly posts pictures and video of her unusual appearance on her Facebook page and YouTube.

She admits her parents were horrified by the result and have since stopped talking to her.

Her appearance is reminiscent of the famous scene from the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Total Recall.

Last week, a glamour model revealed how she spent a staggering £30,000 on cosmetic surgery to look like a blow-up sex doll.

Latvian Victoria Wild, 30, had an array of procedures including three boob jobs, which enlarged her breasts to a whopping 32G, permanent lip implants and botox to transform herself to resemble an inflatable love toy.

I don't even know what to say!

dan1895

Pics or GTFO

Potatoeman

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-amazing-triple-breasted-woman-who-4302944



I don't even know what to say!

I wish I had three hands. ;-)

Satriale

jaysus its like a set of balls hanging between her boobs...

The Backwards Man

Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Summer wind

I think she could do with some surgery on her brain.

preston johnny

That operation went tits up

weisses

Got Milk ?

preston johnny

Her boyfriend has two dicks

frag420

Sickening!!There are women out there who have had to undergo breast reconstructive surgery due to losing a breast through breast cancer and this piece of crap is doing it as a vanity project to get famous!!

They should have added the tit to her head!!

nc19

'Murica!!!

Pumpkinseeds

It's sad that she feels the need to do something so ridiculous in order to get attention. It's pitiful really.

SEPT 23 1989

Clever girl she will make a few million

The Backwards Man

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Clever girl she will make a few million

Anybody that spends twelve grand on a tit won't have a million for long.

Ken Shamrock

I wouldn't mind but she's a good looking girl, ruined her fcuking body looking for fame, she already had a head start with her good looks, instead of spending 12 grand on an idiotic surgery she could have worked her socks off at something that would make her famous.

donegal.

link to photo

Links234

frag420 wrote: »

Sickening!!There are women out there who have had to undergo breast reconstructive surgery due to losing a breast through breast cancer and this piece of crap is doing it as a vanity project to get famous!!

They should have added the tit to her head!!

What does one have to do with the other? It's not like there's a limited supple of implants, and she deprived someone else of one.

beazee

frag420 wrote: »

They should have added the tit to her head!!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5a52180b80/forehead-tittaes-w-marion-cotillard

Smiles35

dan1895 wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

Gtfo, but pics

She'll get work all over the world!

Chucken

Noblong wrote: »

Gtfo, but pics

She'll get work all over the world!

Doing what exactly?

donegal.

Chucken wrote: »

Doing what exactly?

cant think of anything other than porn and prostitution

Links234

Chucken wrote: »

Doing what exactly?

Accountancy

podge3

Her surname is quite apt now:)

Smiles35

Chucken wrote: »

Doing what exactly?

Dose'nt have to be porn. Opening nights for places, parties.

Birneybau

podge3 wrote: »

Her surname is quite apt now:)

Funny isn't it, what with it not being her real name and all

Galwayguy35

donegal. wrote: »

link to photo

Nice looking chick in fairness, 3 tits or not I'd still tap her.

TwoShedsJackson

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Consider how stupid the average member of the public is. Now realise 49.999999999% of people are thicker than they are.

Chucken

Noblong wrote: »

Dose'nt have to be porn. Opening nights for places, parties.

And how long would that last?

Smiles35

Chucken wrote: »

And how long would that last?

Into to her 50's if she looks after herself. I can't really stomach it if I dwell on it too long, but as her new agent I've got bills to pay.

Mr.David

Links234 wrote: »

Accountancy

"I've balanced your books for the latest financial year, looks like the company made about three-titty"

Chucken

Noblong wrote: »

Into to her 50's if she looks after herself. I can't really stomach it if I dwell on it too long, but as her new agent I've got bills to pay.

Would you really want to see a woman in her 50s with 3 tits at your 21st?

shruikan2553

Is glamour model code for girl who failed to become a model so does things for attention?

sydthebeat

Chucken wrote: »

Would you really want to see a woman in her 50s with 3 tits at your 21st?

Sounds like a mental party! !!!

Spudmonkey

Where did she get the bra?

sbsquarepants

Chucken wrote: »

Would you really want to see a woman in her 50s with 3 tits at your 21st?

Fúck yeah!

BBDBB

I love how the Daily Mirror page has a menu across the top, including one for "Weird News"............and a woman with 3 tits doesn't qualify and has to just go under regular "News"

somesoldiers

If she became a milk-maid she would make money left, right and centre!

Credit to some texter on Dermot and Dave

OneArt

I guess that doctor from American Dad was right.

Nobody ever wants the superboob.

Chucken

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Fúck yeah!

What about a woman in her 50s with 2?

BBDBB

Chucken wrote: »

What about a woman in her 50s with 2?

Do I have to book?

sbsquarepants

Chucken wrote: »

What about a woman in her 50s with 2?

Sure why not. What possible social situation is not embigened by the addition of boobies?:D

RikkFlair

BBDBB wrote: »

Do I have to book?

Special offer. 3 tits for the price of 2

Czarcasm

Pull the udder one! :pac:

Honestly, the next girl now will have to go for four tits to be famous, and the girl after that will have to go for six!

It's weird as fcuk, P.T. Barnum would be proud.

Chucken

BBDBB wrote: »

Do I have to book?

You dont...sweetie

farmerjj

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Clever girl she will make a few million

Ya geinus:rolleyes:

conorhal

Just when I thought that the X-Factor was the pinicle of making a tit of yourself to become famous......

Apparently a woman in Florida claims she has added a third breast in an effort to repel men. Yep. Because what do men hate? Breasts.

"Jasmine Tridevil (not her birth name) says she spoke with over 50 cosmetic surgeons before she found one willing to break the ethical boundaries of his profession for $20,000...

..They put a mini-implant to make it look like a nipple poking out,” she told The News Junkie, an Orlando radio show. “And for a while it didn’t have an areola but I got a tattoo...

..I saved up for two years and I didn’t spend any of that money,” she said. “I’m dumping every penny I have into this so if it doesn’t work, I’m through.”

Total recall fans rejoice. I give this one 7 facepalms.

http://www.theprovince.com/News/oddities/Florida+woman+claims+have+surgically+added+third+breast/10225359/story.html

whupdedo

What do men like more than two tits??? Three tits of course....... nomnomnomnom

whupdedo

whupdedo wrote: »

What do men like more than two tits??? Three tits of course....... nomnomnomnom

FYP

major bill

Stupid reason sure her face wouldve done that

waste of money

McChubbin

I weep for humanity.