Georgia Salpa column in The Star

Godot.

How many times a year does she go on holiday? Nice to hear she's having a good time again though, seems a nice girl

Hi Guys! I'm not back long from an amazing road trip around the United States.
It was one of the best trips ever! Joe and I both love food and we ate so much - especially Sprinkles cupcakes.
They are amazing. If you are ever in the States, I recommend going to a bakery, it's so good.
I gotta get back to the gym now though. I'm not looking forward to it at all.

My friends Karena Graham (27) and Olivia Kenealy were in Spain for a few days, looking to get some sun and I got to hang out with them.
Yesterday, I drove from Gibraltar with the dogs to meet them.
We spent the day at a gorgeous beach and had sushi and gossiped. It was bliss.
Hope you all have a nice weekend and best of luck to the Boys In Green as they take on Georgia.
Good luck boys!
Until next week, lots of love. Georgia xx

suicide_circus

Reads like it was written by someone in 4th class

Kylo Ren

It reads like those generic, pre-rehearsed essays you'd have ready for your Junior Cert Irish exam.

I went on holiday to X. It was great. We went to a restaurant. I ordered the X.

I met my friend X. We went to X and did X.

Zebra3

Some might laugh at her for writing that-if she even did.

I laugh at those who pay money for crap like that.

CatFromHue

What age are Joe and Olivia though?

And Georgia herself actually?

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

It seemed rather....pointless.

But hey shes not paid to showcase her big round bouncy..brain

Duggy747

I'm glad she told us that Karena is 27, the piece wouldn't have worked without that vital piece of information and creates an air of mystery about the other friend, Olivia.

How old is she, 27? 28? 29? *Gasp* 30!?!

I can't wait for the reveal in her next column.

Call Me Jimmy

A+

Comment:

Exceptional effort Georgia! It was almost like I was amongst the gossip myself! Very strongly evoked sense of talk about other people that you contributed to!

kowloon

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'm glad she told us that Karena is 27, the piece wouldn't have worked without that vital piece of information and creates an air of mystery about the other friend, Olivia.

How old is she, 27? 28? 29? *Gasp* 30!?!

I can't wait for the reveal in her next column.

She's building up the tension and mystery before the final age reveal.

Galwayguy35

Yeah it's drivel all right but one thing about JS is that at least she isn't a know it all unlike Amanda Brunker.

The rubbish that one writes in her column is unreal.

padd b1975

I used to do something similar in national school, it was called My News.

Topics wouldn't be quite so glamorous though...our cow calfed, went to the bog etc etc.

pickarooney

Was the innuendo in the last line deliberate?

Nodin

Godot. wrote: »

How many times a year does she go on holiday? Nice to hear she's having a good time again though, seems a nice girl

Dispelling stereotypes as she does.

One can doubt whether or not she has anything to do with the column at all. An honest one would be far more amusing -

'Tuesday - Hafta work with dat pervert photographer again. I swear to jaysus if he tries to look down de back of me underwear again I'll stab him in de feckin eye with me nail file. Half de time I'm not even sure he's takin pictures, just storin a few up for 'later', the dirty shite'

Cienciano

You're all laughing now, but will you still when she receives her pulitzer prize?

Quazzie

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Yeah it's drivel all right but one thing about JS is that at least she isn't a know it all unlike Amanda Brunker.

The rubbish that one writes in her column is unreal.

JS?


Oh dear, it would seem it's contagious.

caolfx

I still don't know what a Georgia salpa is.

NIMAN

As David Brent would say, "she's not just a big pair of t1ts".

LiveIsLife

Its hard to understand how people have interest in reading such drivel. I heard Kelly Brook has a book coming out too, I can't imagine how anyone would have any interest in buying it

nullzero

LiveIsLife wrote: »

Its hard to understand how people have interest in reading such drivel. I heard Kelly Brook has a book coming out too, I can't imagine how anyone would have any interest in buying it

In fairness Kelly brooks book will be a pop up book.

dobsdave

LiveIsLife wrote: »

Its hard to understand how people have interest in reading such drivel. I heard Kelly Brook has a book coming out too, I can't imagine how anyone would have any interest in buying it

Skip writing bits, concentrate on photos.

keano_afc

SuperOito wrote: »

I still don't know what a Georgia salpa is.

Yes you do.

Funnyonion79

My favourite bit of the whole piece is when she really recommended going to "a" bakery if we ever get the chance.

Sounds like a real treat. I hope I get round to doing that one day.

Un Croissant

I never cringed so hard as when I was watching a video and YouTube and up pops Salpa in an ad seductively saying 'hey boys, can you impress me with your amazing photobombing skills?' Or something to that effect.


Fûck........that.

wazky

She has lovely boobies.

The Wild Bunch

Needs pics of her t*ts

bluefinger

anagram of the star is et shart which is what that piece of journalism amounts to

Sam Kade

I don't understand how people still buy sh1te papers.

foxy farmer

As an uncle of mine was fond of saying about printed s@#$ e
"You'll never see paper to refuse ink"

Sam Kade

foxy farmer wrote: »

As an uncle of mine was fond of saying about printed s@#$ e
"You'll never see paper to refuse ink"

But the star and it's ilk are printed with sh1te not ink

Gongoozler

I'm actually speechless. Is this a piss take? Is it NOT a piss take?

I'm scared.

The Backwards Man

Compared to the balderdash that the average Joe and Josephine composes these days on social media, it's fcuking Dickensian.

professore

Hope you all have a nice weekend and best of luck to the Boys In Green as they take on Georgia.
Good luck boys!
Until next week, lots of love. Georgia xx

Sounds to me like the boys in green are in for a treat !

gerrybbadd

^^^

PizzamanIRL

How old is Olivia for **** sake?

I will find out.

The Rabbit

Un Croissant wrote: »

I never cringed so hard as when I was watching a video and YouTube and up pops Salpa in an ad seductively saying 'hey boys, can you impress me with your amazing photobombing skills?' Or something to that effect.


Fûck........that.

That ad is so cringy that I think I've become a bit scared of it.

I find my cursor hovering over where that 5 second countdown will appear every time I press play on something.

She'd make you want to claw your eyes out. The borderline retarded cow.

eamonnq

Ah sure isn't she making a few bob while the going is good, fair play to her.

Santa Cruz

Keno wrote: »

It reads like those generic, pre-rehearsed essays you'd have ready for your Junior Cert Irish exam.

I went on holiday to X. It was great. We went to a restaurant. I ordered the X.

I met my friend X. We went to X and did X.

She doesn't mention the number of times he came on her face

Optimalprimerib

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

How old is Olivia for **** sake?

I will find out.

36.

Santa Cruz

Optimalprimerib wrote: »

36.

We want the age not the I.Q.

NinjaTruncs

Give her a break, all she has done is mix up her 1st class English essay with her Star assignment. No doubt shell issue a correction next week, right...

Santa Cruz

NinjaTruncs wrote: »

Give her a break, all she has done is mix up her 1st class English essay with her Star assignment. No doubt shell issue a correction next week, right...

I'm sure teacher won't mind staying back to give her a "helping hand " with her grammar

TheBeardedLady

Let's face it, readers of that rag couldn't handle anything more challenging.

Harry Palmr

The Sun is for people too embarrassed to buy the Star.

Hercule Poirot

I'm geniunely appalled at this shocking treatment of one of our lands finest female specimens - she has the looks, the brains and the get up and go attitude that has been severly lacking in this country for the last few decades.

The raw emotion shown in this weeks column nearly moved me to tears - she is our answer to Princess Diana and long may she brighten our lives.

Hercule Poirot

Harry Palmr wrote: »

The Sun is for people too embarrassed to buy the Star.

The Sun is for retards

smurgen

not saying i'm an intellectual heavyweight by any means but the level of general dumbness that is passing in mainstream society and not being satirized is puzzling.i feel completely out of touch. Some days I fell like mister bean at the start of the show when he's dropped out of the ufo. back in the day the dumb people were seen and not heard!

Santa Cruz

I'll put icing on her cupcakes anytime she wants

4zn76tysfajdxp

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

she is our answer to Princess Diana

Hope so.

K.Flyer

The Star... you pay your money, you get your goods.

More intelligent stuff to be found in the worse threads on After Hours.

fineso.mom

pickarooney wrote: »

Was the innuendo in the last line deliberate?

I don't think they use the big words til 6th class.
Though if you did want an innuendo I'm sure Georgia would give you one......;)

c_man

wazky wrote: »

She has lovely boobies.

Exactly. She can write whatever the hell she wants.