Georgia Salpa column in The Star

Godot. · 07-09-2014 03:30AM #1

How many times a year does she go on holiday? Nice to hear she's having a good time again though, seems a nice girl

Hi Guys! I'm not back long from an amazing road trip around the United States.
It was one of the best trips ever! Joe and I both love food and we ate so much - especially Sprinkles cupcakes.
They are amazing. If you are ever in the States, I recommend going to a bakery, it's so good.
I gotta get back to the gym now though. I'm not looking forward to it at all.

My friends Karena Graham (27) and Olivia Kenealy were in Spain for a few days, looking to get some sun and I got to hang out with them.
Yesterday, I drove from Gibraltar with the dogs to meet them.
We spent the day at a gorgeous beach and had sushi and gossiped. It was bliss.
Hope you all have a nice weekend and best of luck to the Boys In Green as they take on Georgia.
Good luck boys!
Until next week, lots of love. Georgia xx

suicide_circus · 07-09-2014 03:41AM

Reads like it was written by someone in 4th class

Kylo Ren · 07-09-2014 03:45AM

It reads like those generic, pre-rehearsed essays you'd have ready for your Junior Cert Irish exam.

I went on holiday to X. It was great. We went to a restaurant. I ordered the X.

I met my friend X. We went to X and did X.

Zebra3 · 07-09-2014 03:47AM

Some might laugh at her for writing that-if she even did.

I laugh at those who pay money for crap like that.

CatFromHue · 07-09-2014 03:50AM

What age are Joe and Olivia though?

And Georgia herself actually?

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! · 07-09-2014 03:50AM

It seemed rather....pointless.

But hey shes not paid to showcase her big round bouncy..brain

Duggy747 · 07-09-2014 03:53AM

I'm glad she told us that Karena is 27, the piece wouldn't have worked without that vital piece of information and creates an air of mystery about the other friend, Olivia.

How old is she, 27? 28? 29? *Gasp* 30!?!

I can't wait for the reveal in her next column.

Call Me Jimmy · 07-09-2014 04:02AM

A+

Comment:

Exceptional effort Georgia! It was almost like I was amongst the gossip myself! Very strongly evoked sense of talk about other people that you contributed to!

kowloon · 07-09-2014 04:09AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'm glad she told us that Karena is 27, the piece wouldn't have worked without that vital piece of information and creates an air of mystery about the other friend, Olivia.

How old is she, 27? 28? 29? *Gasp* 30!?!

I can't wait for the reveal in her next column.

She's building up the tension and mystery before the final age reveal.

Galwayguy35 · 07-09-2014 05:46AM

Yeah it's drivel all right but one thing about JS is that at least she isn't a know it all unlike Amanda Brunker.

The rubbish that one writes in her column is unreal.

padd b1975 · 07-09-2014 07:09AM

I used to do something similar in national school, it was called My News.

Topics wouldn't be quite so glamorous though...our cow calfed, went to the bog etc etc.

pickarooney · 07-09-2014 07:28AM

Was the innuendo in the last line deliberate?

Nodin · 07-09-2014 07:35AM

Godot. wrote: »

How many times a year does she go on holiday? Nice to hear she's having a good time again though, seems a nice girl

Dispelling stereotypes as she does.

One can doubt whether or not she has anything to do with the column at all. An honest one would be far more amusing -

'Tuesday - Hafta work with dat pervert photographer again. I swear to jaysus if he tries to look down de back of me underwear again I'll stab him in de feckin eye with me nail file. Half de time I'm not even sure he's takin pictures, just storin a few up for 'later', the dirty shite'

Cienciano · 07-09-2014 07:38AM

You're all laughing now, but will you still when she receives her pulitzer prize?

Quazzie · 07-09-2014 07:41AM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Yeah it's drivel all right but one thing about JS is that at least she isn't a know it all unlike Amanda Brunker.

The rubbish that one writes in her column is unreal.

JS?

Oh dear, it would seem it's contagious.

caolfx · 07-09-2014 07:55AM

I still don't know what a Georgia salpa is.

NIMAN · 07-09-2014 07:58AM

As David Brent would say, "she's not just a big pair of t1ts".

LiveIsLife · 07-09-2014 09:03AM

Its hard to understand how people have interest in reading such drivel. I heard Kelly Brook has a book coming out too, I can't imagine how anyone would have any interest in buying it

nullzero · 07-09-2014 09:07AM

LiveIsLife wrote: »

Its hard to understand how people have interest in reading such drivel. I heard Kelly Brook has a book coming out too, I can't imagine how anyone would have any interest in buying it

In fairness Kelly brooks book will be a pop up book.

dobsdave · 07-09-2014 09:08AM

LiveIsLife wrote: »

Its hard to understand how people have interest in reading such drivel. I heard Kelly Brook has a book coming out too, I can't imagine how anyone would have any interest in buying it

Skip writing bits, concentrate on photos.

keano_afc · 07-09-2014 09:12AM

SuperOito wrote: »

I still don't know what a Georgia salpa is.

Yes you do.

Funnyonion79 · 07-09-2014 09:12AM

My favourite bit of the whole piece is when she really recommended going to "a" bakery if we ever get the chance.

Sounds like a real treat. I hope I get round to doing that one day.

Un Croissant · 07-09-2014 09:12AM

I never cringed so hard as when I was watching a video and YouTube and up pops Salpa in an ad seductively saying 'hey boys, can you impress me with your amazing photobombing skills?' Or something to that effect.

Fûck........that.