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Georgia Salpa column in The Star

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  • #32
    professore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭professore


    Hope you all have a nice weekend and best of luck to the Boys In Green as they take on Georgia.
    Good luck boys!
    Until next week, lots of love. Georgia xx

    Sounds to me like the boys in green are in for a treat !


  • #33
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    ^^^

    QPQOR.jpg


  • #34
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    How old is Olivia for **** sake?

    I will find out.


  • #35
    The Rabbit
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 140 ✭✭The Rabbit


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    I never cringed so hard as when I was watching a video and YouTube and up pops Salpa in an ad seductively saying 'hey boys, can you impress me with your amazing photobombing skills?' Or something to that effect.


    Fûck........that.

    That ad is so cringy that I think I've become a bit scared of it.

    I find my cursor hovering over where that 5 second countdown will appear every time I press play on something.

    She'd make you want to claw your eyes out. The borderline retarded cow.


  • #36
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Ah sure isn't she making a few bob while the going is good, fair play to her.


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  • #37
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Keno wrote: »
    It reads like those generic, pre-rehearsed essays you'd have ready for your Junior Cert Irish exam.

    I went on holiday to X. It was great. We went to a restaurant. I ordered the X.

    I met my friend X. We went to X and did X.

    She doesn't mention the number of times he came on her face


  • #38
    Optimalprimerib
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    How old is Olivia for **** sake?

    I will find out.

    36.


  • #39
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Optimalprimerib wrote: »
    36.

    We want the age not the I.Q.


  • #40
    NinjaTruncs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭NinjaTruncs


    Give her a break, all she has done is mix up her 1st class English essay with her Star assignment. No doubt shell issue a correction next week, right...

    4.3kWp South facing PV System. South Dublin



  • #41
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    NinjaTruncs wrote: »
    Give her a break, all she has done is mix up her 1st class English essay with her Star assignment. No doubt shell issue a correction next week, right...

    I'm sure teacher won't mind staying back to give her a "helping hand " with her grammar


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  • #42
    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    Let's face it, readers of that rag couldn't handle anything more challenging.


  • #43
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    The Sun is for people too embarrassed to buy the Star.


  • #44
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    I'm geniunely appalled at this shocking treatment of one of our lands finest female specimens - she has the looks, the brains and the get up and go attitude that has been severly lacking in this country for the last few decades.

    The raw emotion shown in this weeks column nearly moved me to tears - she is our answer to Princess Diana and long may she brighten our lives.


  • #45
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    The Sun is for people too embarrassed to buy the Star.

    The Sun is for retards


  • #46
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    not saying i'm an intellectual heavyweight by any means but the level of general dumbness that is passing in mainstream society and not being satirized is puzzling.i feel completely out of touch. Some days I fell like mister bean at the start of the show when he's dropped out of the ufo. back in the day the dumb people were seen and not heard!


  • #47
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    I'll put icing on her cupcakes anytime she wants


  • #48
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    she is our answer to Princess Diana

    Hope so.


  • #49
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,560 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    The Star... you pay your money, you get your goods.

    More intelligent stuff to be found in the worse threads on After Hours.


  • #50
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Was the innuendo in the last line deliberate?

    I don't think they use the big words til 6th class.
    Though if you did want an innuendo I'm sure Georgia would give you one......;)


  • #51
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    wazky wrote: »
    She has lovely boobies.

    Exactly. She can write whatever the hell she wants.


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  • #52
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    No idea who she is, did they get a child in to write something? Suppose its a good idea to get children into journalism. Can't wait to hear want santa brings her.


  • #53
    caolfx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭caolfx


    keano_afc wrote: »
    Yes you do.

    No. I really don't.

    Edit: a quick Google tells me she's an Greek/Irish model. She's a model!?! Seriously!?

    I don't read Irish newspapers or watch RTE...or television at all really.


  • #54
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Cienciano wrote: »
    You're all laughing now, but will you still when she receives her pulitzer prize?

    More likely to get a Blitzher prize!


  • #55
    Aubrey loves Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    50 Shades of Bray


  • #56
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    she is our answer to Princess Diana and long may she brighten our lives.

    Now where did I leave my white Fiat Uno...


  • #57
    dellas1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭dellas1979


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    I used to do something similar in national school, it was called My News.

    Topics wouldn't be quite so glamorous though...our cow calfed, went to the bog etc etc.

    Soooo funny :D:D:D


  • #58
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Still better than anything in the Sunday Indo.


  • #59
    blueser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    I never cringed so hard as when I was watching a video and YouTube and up pops Salpa in an ad seductively saying 'hey boys, can you impress me with your amazing photobombing skills?' Or something to that effect.


    Fûck........that.
    I definitely would. Best 30 seconds she's ever likely to enjoy/endure.


  • #60
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Ok, these are class - http://www.thestar.ie/star/author/georgiasalpa/



    Jesus what am I doing with my life?


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  • #61
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    She's a ride. An absolute ride.

    Her column is just an excuse to post pictures of her every week


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