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Best and worst Irish Criminal nicknames

  • 21-08-2014 8:25pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 188 ✭✭


    What do you think is the best and worst Irish Criminal nickname ?

    Off the top of my head I can think of these names.

    The Viper
    The General
    The Monk
    The Penguin
    The Don
    Factory John
    Fat Freddie
    Fatpuss
    Dr Coke
    Terror Chief
    Terror Boss

    I think The Viper has the coolest nickname. Also I believe Fatpuss is the worst nickname, you cant take someone with that nickname seriously.

    BTW I want to make it clear that I'm not condoning criminality. I'm just looking to find out who has the best nickname.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    The Pimp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    The Scissor Sisters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,438 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    The Tosser. Best and worst in my opinion.

    With all these criminals with nicknames we really do need Batman


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    Bertie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,835 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Bertie.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    Goo Eyes in Fair City


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,978 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Bertie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    What do you think is the best and worst Irish Criminal nickname ?

    Off the top of my head I can think of these names.

    The Viper
    The General
    The Monk
    The Penguin
    The Don
    Factory John
    Fat Freddie
    Fatpuss
    Dr Coke
    Terror Chief
    Terror Boss

    I think The Viper has the coolest nickname. Also I believe Fatpuss is the worst nickname, you cant take someone with that nickname seriously.

    BTW I want to make it clear that I'm not condoning criminality. I'm just looking to find out who has the best nickname.


    you made up Dr Coke though....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Bertie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Len 'bishop' Brennan


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭creolebelle


    The general was such a good film. I still can't wrap my head around his relationship with his wife and her sister


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 188 ✭✭Mr Williams


    you made up Dr Coke though....

    "Dr Coke" was on the front page of the Sunday World a few years ago.

    http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/crime-desk/investigations/how-we-exposed-rise-and-fall-of-doctor-coke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,674 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Panthro Killer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The Panda was another good one. Chap was shot a few years back I think.

    Jack 'Legs' Diamond is my favourite Irish American criminal nickname. (operated in the 1920s and 30s)

    I dislike unimaginative common ones like Deco or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    I worked for one of them for awhile, strictly legit stuff, but I learned 2 things pretty fast. 1. Never, ever, use his nickname within his range of hearing. And 2. If you're ever standing beside someone who uses his nickname within his range of hearing ? Move. Quickly.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Jumboman


    An Irish Crminial has not really made it until the Sunday World gives them a nickname.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭chuckyarelaw


    Yore ma


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme



    i tip my hat to your correctness and withdraw my jibe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Chattastrophe!


    Has anyone mentioned Bertie yet?

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Duiske wrote: »
    I worked for one of them for awhile, strictly legit stuff, but I learned 2 things pretty fast. 1. Never, ever, use his nickname within his range of hearing. And 2. If you're ever standing beside someone who uses his nickname within his range of hearing ? Move. Quickly.

    Fatpuss?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Ivor the Engine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 628 ✭✭✭Chance The Fapper


    Bertie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Johhny 'Mad dog' Adair's son and wife were known as 'Mad Pup' and 'Mad Bitch' in UDA circles. 'Daft Dog' is his other son.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,428 ✭✭✭.jacksparrow.


    Paul Williams and his glamourising of these criminals, all to sell papers.

    A good nickname for Paul...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    Some nicknames that spring to mind:

    -Slab

    -The Bishop

    -The General

    I'm dead serious!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭jjbrien


    the Black Widow springs to mind


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    the was lad called Jimmy "the smell" although I think that was his real name rather than a nickname

    can't find a link though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭average hero


    When I was a teenager reading stories about them in the Sunday World, I always thought the Westies were a cool gang name. The fact it referenced their turf added to its coolness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭The other fella


    The general was such a good film. I still can't wrap my head around his relationship with his wife and her sister

    he was banging them both.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,885 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    Nidge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    The Walrus was the best one the sunday world came up with

    In terms of outlaw nick names, mad dog mcglinchey is hard to top


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,371 ✭✭✭Phoebas


    The Border Fox


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Pat Kenny


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Jumboman


    Paul Williams and his glamourising of these criminals, all to sell papers.

    A good nickname for Paul...

    Paul Williams... The Hardman Crime Journalist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ldnboy87


    "Frog Eyes" - from one of the Limerick dynasties.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Some nicknames that spring to mind:

    -Slab

    -The Bishop

    -The General

    I'm dead serious!

    I never heard of the last one but he sounds menacing in a very explanatory way. That or a bit soft and trying too hard.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Jumboman


    Biffo is another good one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    I grew up with a fella called "Farto Cannon", this would've been the coolest Sunday world headliner ever, no matter what way they used it !

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,947 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    Maradonna. Shot dead in Amsterdam a few years back. Played for St. Pat's back in the 90s.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Collie D wrote: »
    The Tosser. Best and worst in my opinion.

    They're all lovely Tossers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    The general was such a good film. I still can't wrap my head around his relationship with his wife and her sister

    Garda: So Martin, which sister were you riding last night?
    Cahill: Yours!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,059 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    The Boxer.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    Wobbly Boots.

    He sounds like some character off that Wanderly Wagon thing.
    the was lad called Jimmy "the smell" although I think that was his real name rather than a nickname

    can't find a link though

    Nearly certain he was a traveler out Wesht who held the record for either most driving offences or the longest ban off the roads, or maybe both! Think he copped something like a 50 year ban or something?

    Think he was more a gobsh'ite than a criminal mastermind.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭Boaty


    "The Business Man"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    Boaty wrote: »
    "The Business Man"

    and his weapon of choice a filing tool
    crime scene charactersics - bodies have paper cuts


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Sunglasses Ron


    Dan the Dagger Man

    from Dagenham.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The NYC Italian Americans in 2014 have cooler names, for eg Vincenzo 'Vinny Gorgeous' Basciano. (guy ran a hair salon in Queens for his front)

    Matteo 'Matt the Cat' Lucchese (grandson of Gaetano 'Tommy Brown' who gave his surname to one of the 5 NY crime families)

    Giovanni 'John the Zip' Stanfa. (born in Sicily, they're called zips or greasers in the modern American mob)

    Carmine 'Sheet Metal' Agnello.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    The Gerbil

    Barrel

    Deuce


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,835 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Frog


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Jumboman


    I remember reading about a criminal in the sunday world called The Farmer. But I can't remember what he was involved in.


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