Morgue worker admits to having sex with up to 100 dead

Mr.McLovin

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/morgue-worker-admits-to-having-sex-with-up-to-100-dead-women-30516524.html

A man has admitted to having sex with up to 100 corpses, some of whom were murder victims, while he was drunk or high on drugs.

He admitted to sexually abusing the cadavers of three women between 1991 and 1992, two of which were murder victims, and disclosed in a deposition that he had had sex with up to 100 corpses over a period of 16 years.

His wife said in the deposition that she had attempted to alert the morgue supervisor, claiming that Douglas would return after work smelling like sex and alcohol.

I think I'll get cremated after reading that

Diabhal Beag

Honesty is the best policy IMO.

TwoShedsJackson

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/morgue-worker-admits-to-having-sex-with-up-to-100-dead-women-30516524.html



I think I'll get cremated after reading that

Are you a woman in Ohio?

Mr.McLovin

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Are you a woman in Ohio?

yes and I'm also dead


whooooooooooooo!

sbsquarepants

Surely they don't still smell of sex when they're dead!

wazky

Hole and a heartbeat rule obviously didn't apply to him

sbsquarepants

Probably just misheard it, thought it was a hole or a heartbeat. It's a simple mistake:D

wandatowell

I blame the wife, snitches are bitches, who get stitches, and end up in ditches

SEPT 23 1989

I thought that it was one of the perks of the job

Mr.McLovin

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Surely they don't still smell of sex when they're dead!

challenge accepted :cool:

TwoShedsJackson

What is the smell of sex anyway? Sweat? Tuna?

Irishcrx

I actually have no words after reading that...nothing any of us say can fully comprehend what a sicko it would take to do that.

Philo Beddoe

I'm not bothered what happens to my body after I'm dead. I probably would be bothered if I found out some morgue worker was riding a dead friend or relative though.

o1s1n

wandatowell wrote: »

I blame the wife, snitches are bitches, who get stitches, and end up in ditches

Jaysus :eek:

Gran Hermano

Most employment contracts and legislation frowns upon employees cracking open a cold one at work.

Necrophilia, putting the FUN into funeral.

smash

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

What is the smell of sex anyway? Sweat? Tuna?

Some day you might find out!

anncoates

No problem locating a stiffy at least.

*sigh* Even dead people get more action than me these days.

Darkglasses

Christ almighty, why the hell would they release the details publicly.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

BeerWolf

Wanted to link South Park reference of that episode with Korn, the scene with the Mayonnaise jar...

I am disappointed

Barely There

His wife must have been awful in bed if he prefered sex with a dead person.

BeerWolf

Barely There wrote: »

His wife must have been awful in bed if he prefered sex with a dead person.

Or maybe he couldn't get enough of her, he had to press on with other corpses... :pac:

Philo Beddoe

Barely There wrote: »

His wife must have been awful in bed if he prefered sex with a dead person.

Perhaps she was a skilled and enthusiastic lover but he preferred them to just lie there.

Micky Dolenz

Jaysus, he had sex with some of the women on the day they died. One girl was cut up so badly she was near decapitated. Another had major trauma from a long fall.

What a sick bastard.

Mollyd90

Jayus. Feel sick after reading. Sex with dead people is bad enough but one poor girl was murdered and nearly beheaded.

failinis

Mollyd90 wrote: »

Jayus. Feel sick after reading. Sex with dead people is bad enough but one poor girl was murdered and nearly beheaded.

I could not even finish the article after seeing that.
What a sick bugger. Why did she not report that earlier? I could never let him near me if I even suspected he was riding corpses.

KungPao

Not much makes me go "WTF" but it's actually incredible to believe somebody could have "romantic" thoughts about a stiff.

It's a dead body man, just pay a hooker to play dead or something. Don't defile some poor persons remains!

Dyr

failinis wrote: »

I could never let him near me if I even suspected he was riding corpses.

Look at you with your high falluting notions

failinis

Bambi wrote: »

Look at you with your high falluting notions

Not really.
It states she was concerned about him returning home from work smelling of drink/sex, how many times did that have to happen before she copped on?

"His wife said in the deposition that she had attempted to alert the morgue supervisor, claiming that Douglas would return after work smelling like sex and alcohol."

If the supervisor did not take her on, police is next step surely?
Though its nothing to do with her, I am just saying if I even suspected something like that, then he would not be my husband for much longer.

Dyr

failinis wrote: »

blah blah blah etc etc I am just saying if I even suspected something like that, then he would not be my husband for much longer.

I was joking about that very thing

4zn76tysfajdxp

Victimless crime, to be honest.

jimgoose

Carl Billions Salesperson wrote: »

Victimless crime, to be honest.

Defiling the dead, who can no longer speak or act for themselves? I hardly think so.

sbsquarepants

I don't know, it's bad enough sticking it in a fúcking corpse (although, now that I think of it there were one or two I remember that could well have been dead or dying, or mannequins or some god damn inanimate piece of god knows what with a conveniently placed orifice, a bullet hole perhaps - who remembers all the details, i'm not jimmy McGee ffs) Anyhow, I digress - it's bad enough sticking your todger in a corpse, but then he didn't even wash the god damn thing, holy jesus. That is the knacker to beat all knackers.
Now I know all to well the misery that is sexual frustration, but there is always, no matter how skanky you are, there is always, always, always a live woman somewhere who will entertain you. She may not be a beyonce, or a kate winslett but she will at least be alive, which has to count for something. The mind boggles:mad:

Barely There

failinis wrote: »

I could never let him near me if I even suspected he was riding corpses.

It's a sentiment I really wish more people would subscribe to.

KungPao

Reminds me that urban myth of some girl who gets some odd rash on her gee and goes to a doctor. The doc does some tests and then tells her the bacteria or whatever is only found on stiffs. Her boyfriend has been making love to corpses. OMG.

sbsquarepants

KungPao wrote: »

Not much makes me go "WTF" but it's actually incredible to believe somebody could have "romantic" thoughts about a stiff.

It's a dead body man, just pay a hooker to play dead or something. Don't defile some poor persons remains!

I doubt there was soft music and candles, rose petals scattered on the mortuary slab and cosy nights spent spooning and listening to the rain on the window outside while whispering sweet nothings in her ear (well the ones with a head anyway).
I have a sneaky suspicion it was a somewhat more sordid than that.

shrewd

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I doubt there was soft music and candles, rose petals scattered on the mortuary slab and cosy nights spent spooning and listening to the rain on the window outside while whispering sweet nothings in her ear (well the ones with a head anyway).
I have a sneaky suspicion it was a somewhat more sordid than that.

:eek:

sbsquarepants

It's like the old adage, the fact you have reason to believe he's riding corpses, is probably reason enough to just decide he is! Some things you just don't take a chance on. I reckon even the suspicion of necrophilia is a deal breaker for most. I mean I'm open minded and all that, but eh........no, no, no, no, no. Unless there's jaeger bombs involved - then all bets are off!

mikeyjames9

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Are you a woman in Ohio?

jimmy savile says hi

wazky

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I doubt there was soft music and candles, rose petals scattered on the mortuary slab and cosy nights spent spooning and listening to the rain on the window outside while whispering sweet nothings in her ear (well the ones with a head anyway).
I have a sneaky suspicion it was a somewhat more sordid than that.

And foreplay can only really go one way when your partner is missing her head.

Carl Billions Salesperson

Carl Billions Salesperson wrote: »

Victimless crime, to be honest.

No, it's not.

Even though the deceased is beyond hurt, anyone who's lost anyone will tell you that the thought of their body being used by a pervert is extremely distressing.

It's very upsetting to think there's even a possibility of this happening a family member after death.

jester77

Why do murder victims get a special mention, is it considered more depraved these days to shag a murder victim than someone who was maybe killed in a car crash?

zl1whqvjs75cdy

Jaysus there is some rough **** going on in the world. I do like the line in the indo which says he came home smelling like alcohol and sex. How does one smell of sex?

KungPao

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I doubt there was soft music and candles, rose petals scattered on the mortuary slab and cosy nights spent spooning and listening to the rain on the window outside while whispering sweet nothings in her ear (well the ones with a head anyway).
I have a sneaky suspicion it was a somewhat more sordid than that.

He's a fruitcake though, probably sat them up and watched "You Got Mail" and did the ol yawn-and-arm-around-her trick before getting busy.

I feel queasy now, I'm done with this thread.

Barely There

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

. How does one smell of sex?

The first step would be to have sex.


And that's pretty much it.

mikeyjames9

Barely There wrote: »

The first step would be to have sex.


And that's pretty much it.

or stop off at the fishmongers on way home

Mr.McLovin

mikeyjames9 wrote: »

or stop off at the fishmongers on way home

sleepin' with the fishes

mikeyjames9

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

sleepin' with the fishes

jimmy savile had sex with his dead mother in the coffin allegedly


and she faked an orgasm.

milltown

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Jaysus, he had sex with some of the women on the day they died. One girl was cut up so badly she was near decapitated. Another had major trauma from a long fall.

What a sick bastard.

Why?

How long do you think he should have waited? You know, out of respect.

myshirt

Came home drunk... tells the wife he'd just been knocking out a few cold ones... not a word of a lie spoken in fairness to the man