Morgue worker admits to having sex with up to 100 dead

Mr.McLovin · 19-08-2014 02:23PM #1

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/morgue-worker-admits-to-having-sex-with-up-to-100-dead-women-30516524.html

A man has admitted to having sex with up to 100 corpses, some of whom were murder victims, while he was drunk or high on drugs.

He admitted to sexually abusing the cadavers of three women between 1991 and 1992, two of which were murder victims, and disclosed in a deposition that he had had sex with up to 100 corpses over a period of 16 years.

His wife said in the deposition that she had attempted to alert the morgue supervisor, claiming that Douglas would return after work smelling like sex and alcohol.

I think I'll get cremated after reading that

Diabhal Beag · 19-08-2014 02:24PM

Honesty is the best policy IMO.

TwoShedsJackson · 19-08-2014 02:25PM

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/morgue-worker-admits-to-having-sex-with-up-to-100-dead-women-30516524.html

I think I'll get cremated after reading that

Are you a woman in Ohio?

Mr.McLovin · 19-08-2014 02:27PM

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Are you a woman in Ohio?

yes and I'm also dead

whooooooooooooo!

sbsquarepants · 19-08-2014 02:27PM

Surely they don't still smell of sex when they're dead!

wazky · 19-08-2014 02:28PM

Hole and a heartbeat rule obviously didn't apply to him

sbsquarepants · 19-08-2014 02:29PM

Probably just misheard it, thought it was a hole or a heartbeat. It's a simple mistake:D

wandatowell · 19-08-2014 02:29PM

I blame the wife, snitches are bitches, who get stitches, and end up in ditches

SEPT 23 1989 · 19-08-2014 02:29PM

I thought that it was one of the perks of the job

Mr.McLovin · 19-08-2014 02:29PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Surely they don't still smell of sex when they're dead!

challenge accepted :cool:

TwoShedsJackson · 19-08-2014 02:29PM

What is the smell of sex anyway? Sweat? Tuna?

Irishcrx · 19-08-2014 02:29PM

I actually have no words after reading that...nothing any of us say can fully comprehend what a sicko it would take to do that.

Philo Beddoe · 19-08-2014 02:30PM

I'm not bothered what happens to my body after I'm dead. I probably would be bothered if I found out some morgue worker was riding a dead friend or relative though.

o1s1n · 19-08-2014 02:32PM

wandatowell wrote: »

I blame the wife, snitches are bitches, who get stitches, and end up in ditches

Jaysus :eek:

Gran Hermano · 19-08-2014 02:32PM

Most employment contracts and legislation frowns upon employees cracking open a cold one at work.

Necrophilia, putting the FUN into funeral.

smash · 19-08-2014 02:34PM

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

What is the smell of sex anyway? Sweat? Tuna?

Some day you might find out!

anncoates · 19-08-2014 02:34PM

No problem locating a stiffy at least.

19-08-2014 02:34PM

*sigh* Even dead people get more action than me these days.

Darkglasses · 19-08-2014 02:35PM

Christ almighty, why the hell would they release the details publicly.

19-08-2014 02:35PM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

BeerWolf · 19-08-2014 02:36PM

Wanted to link South Park reference of that episode with Korn, the scene with the Mayonnaise jar...

I am disappointed

Barely There · 19-08-2014 02:40PM

His wife must have been awful in bed if he prefered sex with a dead person.

BeerWolf · 19-08-2014 02:42PM

Barely There wrote: »

His wife must have been awful in bed if he prefered sex with a dead person.

Or maybe he couldn't get enough of her, he had to press on with other corpses... :pac:

Philo Beddoe · 19-08-2014 02:44PM

Barely There wrote: »

His wife must have been awful in bed if he prefered sex with a dead person.

Perhaps she was a skilled and enthusiastic lover but he preferred them to just lie there.

Micky Dolenz · 19-08-2014 02:48PM

Jaysus, he had sex with some of the women on the day they died. One girl was cut up so badly she was near decapitated. Another had major trauma from a long fall.

What a sick bastard.

Mollyd90 · 19-08-2014 02:48PM

Jayus. Feel sick after reading. Sex with dead people is bad enough but one poor girl was murdered and nearly beheaded.

failinis · 19-08-2014 02:50PM

Mollyd90 wrote: »

Jayus. Feel sick after reading. Sex with dead people is bad enough but one poor girl was murdered and nearly beheaded.

I could not even finish the article after seeing that.
What a sick bugger. Why did she not report that earlier? I could never let him near me if I even suspected he was riding corpses.

KungPao · 19-08-2014 02:53PM

Not much makes me go "WTF" but it's actually incredible to believe somebody could have "romantic" thoughts about a stiff.

It's a dead body man, just pay a hooker to play dead or something. Don't defile some poor persons remains!

Dyr · 19-08-2014 02:54PM

failinis wrote: »

I could never let him near me if I even suspected he was riding corpses.

Look at you with your high falluting notions

failinis · 19-08-2014 03:10PM

Bambi wrote: »

Look at you with your high falluting notions

Not really.
It states she was concerned about him returning home from work smelling of drink/sex, how many times did that have to happen before she copped on?

"His wife said in the deposition that she had attempted to alert the morgue supervisor, claiming that Douglas would return after work smelling like sex and alcohol."

If the supervisor did not take her on, police is next step surely?
Though its nothing to do with her, I am just saying if I even suspected something like that, then he would not be my husband for much longer.

Dyr · 19-08-2014 03:20PM

failinis wrote: »

blah blah blah etc etc I am just saying if I even suspected something like that, then he would not be my husband for much longer.

I was joking about that very thing

Morgue worker admits to having sex with up to 100 dead

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