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Morgue worker admits to having sex with up to 100 dead

Mr.McLovin

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/morgue-worker-admits-to-having-sex-with-up-to-100-dead-women-30516524.html

A man has admitted to having sex with up to 100 corpses, some of whom were murder victims, while he was drunk or high on drugs.

He admitted to sexually abusing the cadavers of three women between 1991 and 1992, two of which were murder victims, and disclosed in a deposition that he had had sex with up to 100 corpses over a period of 16 years.

His wife said in the deposition that she had attempted to alert the morgue supervisor, claiming that Douglas would return after work smelling like sex and alcohol.

I think I'll get cremated after reading that

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4zn76tysfajdxp

Victimless crime, to be honest.

jimgoose

Carl Billions Salesperson wrote: »

Victimless crime, to be honest.

Defiling the dead, who can no longer speak or act for themselves? I hardly think so.

sbsquarepants

I don't know, it's bad enough sticking it in a fúcking corpse (although, now that I think of it there were one or two I remember that could well have been dead or dying, or mannequins or some god damn inanimate piece of god knows what with a conveniently placed orifice, a bullet hole perhaps - who remembers all the details, i'm not jimmy McGee ffs) Anyhow, I digress - it's bad enough sticking your todger in a corpse, but then he didn't even wash the god damn thing, holy jesus. That is the knacker to beat all knackers.
Now I know all to well the misery that is sexual frustration, but there is always, no matter how skanky you are, there is always, always, always a live woman somewhere who will entertain you. She may not be a beyonce, or a kate winslett but she will at least be alive, which has to count for something. The mind boggles:mad:

Barely There

failinis wrote: »

I could never let him near me if I even suspected he was riding corpses.

It's a sentiment I really wish more people would subscribe to.

KungPao

Reminds me that urban myth of some girl who gets some odd rash on her gee and goes to a doctor. The doc does some tests and then tells her the bacteria or whatever is only found on stiffs. Her boyfriend has been making love to corpses. OMG.

sbsquarepants

KungPao wrote: »

Not much makes me go "WTF" but it's actually incredible to believe somebody could have "romantic" thoughts about a stiff.

It's a dead body man, just pay a hooker to play dead or something. Don't defile some poor persons remains!

I doubt there was soft music and candles, rose petals scattered on the mortuary slab and cosy nights spent spooning and listening to the rain on the window outside while whispering sweet nothings in her ear (well the ones with a head anyway).
I have a sneaky suspicion it was a somewhat more sordid than that.

shrewd

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I doubt there was soft music and candles, rose petals scattered on the mortuary slab and cosy nights spent spooning and listening to the rain on the window outside while whispering sweet nothings in her ear (well the ones with a head anyway).
I have a sneaky suspicion it was a somewhat more sordid than that.

:eek:

sbsquarepants

It's like the old adage, the fact you have reason to believe he's riding corpses, is probably reason enough to just decide he is! Some things you just don't take a chance on. I reckon even the suspicion of necrophilia is a deal breaker for most. I mean I'm open minded and all that, but eh........no, no, no, no, no. Unless there's jaeger bombs involved - then all bets are off!

mikeyjames9

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Are you a woman in Ohio?

jimmy savile says hi

wazky

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I doubt there was soft music and candles, rose petals scattered on the mortuary slab and cosy nights spent spooning and listening to the rain on the window outside while whispering sweet nothings in her ear (well the ones with a head anyway).
I have a sneaky suspicion it was a somewhat more sordid than that.

And foreplay can only really go one way when your partner is missing her head.

[Deleted User]

Carl Billions Salesperson wrote: »

Victimless crime, to be honest.

No, it's not.

Even though the deceased is beyond hurt, anyone who's lost anyone will tell you that the thought of their body being used by a pervert is extremely distressing.

It's very upsetting to think there's even a possibility of this happening a family member after death.

jester77

Why do murder victims get a special mention, is it considered more depraved these days to shag a murder victim than someone who was maybe killed in a car crash?

zl1whqvjs75cdy

Jaysus there is some rough **** going on in the world. I do like the line in the indo which says he came home smelling like alcohol and sex. How does one smell of sex?

KungPao

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I doubt there was soft music and candles, rose petals scattered on the mortuary slab and cosy nights spent spooning and listening to the rain on the window outside while whispering sweet nothings in her ear (well the ones with a head anyway).
I have a sneaky suspicion it was a somewhat more sordid than that.

He's a fruitcake though, probably sat them up and watched "You Got Mail" and did the ol yawn-and-arm-around-her trick before getting busy.

I feel queasy now, I'm done with this thread.

Barely There

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

. How does one smell of sex?

The first step would be to have sex.

And that's pretty much it.

mikeyjames9

Barely There wrote: »

The first step would be to have sex.

And that's pretty much it.

or stop off at the fishmongers on way home

Mr.McLovin

mikeyjames9 wrote: »

or stop off at the fishmongers on way home

sleepin' with the fishes

mikeyjames9

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

sleepin' with the fishes

jimmy savile had sex with his dead mother in the coffin allegedly

and she faked an orgasm.

milltown

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Jaysus, he had sex with some of the women on the day they died. One girl was cut up so badly she was near decapitated. Another had major trauma from a long fall.

What a sick bastard.

Why?

How long do you think he should have waited? You know, out of respect.

myshirt

Came home drunk... tells the wife he'd just been knocking out a few cold ones... not a word of a lie spoken in fairness to the man

Remmy

The guy comes home smelling of sex and alcohol. Would she not think he was unfaithful,gone to a strip club etc instead of having sex with dead people? How and ever what a sick person. I'm getting cremated and tossed out on a high sea aint nobody got time for that.

NotASheeple

smash wrote: »

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

What is the smell of sex anyway? Sweat? Tuna?

Some day you might find out!

I'm guessing TwoSheds won't find out, since they're probably not into sheep.......:pac:

B.A._Baracus

The sick weirdo.

UCDVet

I'm kind of torn on this...sure, I think it's disgusting but...I think as long as they consented, I'm okay with it.

FloatingVoter

I think it'll all come back to haunt him. Especially if he was a bad ride.

B.A._Baracus

UCDVet wrote: »

I'm kind of torn on this...sure, I think it's disgusting but...I think as long as they consented, I'm okay with it.

How can a dead person consent? :pac:

UCDVet

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

How can a dead person consent? :pac:

I asked myself that same question....but....according to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_Republic_of_Ireland#Christianity
90% of Ireland believes in Christianity.

And the Bible is pretty clear, talking with the dead is a sin.
(http://christianity.about.com/od/whatdoesthebiblesay/a/talkingtodead.htm)

Ergo - 90% of Ireland believes you can talk to the dead.

It seems, at least possible, that he asked them, and they said yes. Unlikely, but possible.

I believe in Innocent Until Proven Guilty....so unless one of the dead people testify against him....I think he should get a pass.

Mr.McLovin

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

How can a dead person consent? :pac:

but you didn't hear them say no?

I rest my case...

B.A._Baracus

Wahtever you are smoking UCDvet. Don't be a hogger. Pass it this way :pac:

jimgoose

UCDVet wrote: »

I'm kind of torn on this...sure, I think it's disgusting but...I think as long as they consented, I'm okay with it.

What in the actual haemorrhaging furkity-furk are you talking about??