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Man dies after getting vibrator stuck inside him

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    #62
    Hotfail.com
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    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Oh gawd, horrible flashbacks from youth. :(

    Bad, bad times :(


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    #63
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Noblong wrote: »
    I heard a brazzer on fm-104 and she says it's very popular. Moral of the story, buy a small one.
    Moral of the story: Buy one with a wider or flared base to avoid losing it
    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Don't knock it until you try it.

    What's your favourite icecream flavour? Vanilla? :pac:
    On that point, vanilla was once regarded as exotic and rare. Too much of anything will result in it being considered as humdrum and boring.


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    #64
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Moral of the story: Buy one with a wider or flared base to avoid losing it


    On that point, vanilla was once regarded as exotic and rare. Too much of anything will result in it being considered as humdrum and boring.

    I don't even eat vanilla that much. Catallus, mint and chocolate is also my favourite. :P


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    #65
    catallus
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    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I don't even eat vanilla that much...

    Are you sure? It's a versatile condiment. As has been already said it was once considered a rare delicacy, and is today still one of the most sought after products by culinary artistes. It is used in a wide variety of processed foods.


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    #66
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    catallus wrote: »
    Are you sure? It's a versatile condiment. As has been already said it was once considered a rare delicacy, and is today still one of the most sought after products by culinary artistes. It is used in a wide variety of processed foods.

    Yeah, I'm not much of a fan tbh. :-/


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    #67
    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    johnnyruane40 wrote: »
    To give his partner the pleasure

    Yes, that would be a worthy reason but, done right, it's a mutually pleasurable activity.

    Do some (careful) exploration in the area yourself or with a trusted friend and you'll
    see that the gay lads were really onto something. Or don't.

    That, my friends, is not belittlement. That is education.


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    #68
    Fat Christy
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    DeadHand wrote: »
    Yes, that would be a worthy reason but, done right, it's a mutually pleasurable activity.

    Do some (careful) exploration in the area yourself or with a trusted friend and you'll
    see that the gay lads were really onto something. Or don't.

    That, my friends, is not belittlement. That is education.

    Another tip, you can NEVER have enough lube. Porn stars lie.


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    #69
    _Redzer_
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    DeadHand wrote: »
    Yes, that would be a worthy reason but, done right, it's a mutually pleasurable activity.

    Do some (careful) exploration in the area yourself or with a trusted friend and you'll
    see that the gay lads were really onto something. Or don't.

    That, my friends, is not belittlement. That is education.

    It's not even all that mutual all the time, there's many instances where I was getting the raw deal and he was getting way more out of it. Lucky bastard.


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    #70
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    johnnyruane40 wrote: »
    I know gay men have sex but I didn't know the guy on the receiving end enjoyed it. Ah you learn something new every day
    Well during my time watching porn, I have seen the occasional anal vid where the woman screams as usual. You kinda forget though, that there's not that much of a difference between a woman and a man's rectum. Just used to seeing the woman on the receiving end.


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    #71
    DeadHand
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    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    It's not even all that mutual all the time, there's many instances where I was getting the raw deal and he was getting way more out of it. Lucky bastard.

    I apologised for that!

    Anyways, raw deals happen in every flavour of sex. Hence the "done right" bit.


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    #72
    DeadHand
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    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    Well during my time watching porn, I have seen the occasional anal vid where the woman screams as usual. You kinda forget though, that there's not that much of a difference between a woman and a man's rectum. Just used to seeing the woman on the receiving end.

    If you're going to derive your sexual knowledge from porn then you are going to have some skewed views, my friend.


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    #73
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    DeadHand wrote: »
    Yes, that would be a worthy reason but, done right, it's a mutually pleasurable activity.
    pleasure at the expense of being degraded and objectified. A sterile cum dump.. you could say
    DeadHand wrote: »
    Do some (careful) exploration in the area yourself or with a trusted friend and you'll
    see that the gay lads were really onto something.
    If it were possible for men to enjoy it in the ass like that, we'd have heard a lot more about this already, and it would be a lot more common


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    #74
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
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    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    pleasure at the expense of being degraded and objectified. A sterile cum dump.. you could say
    If it were possible for men to enjoy it in the ass like that, we'd have heard a lot more about this already, and it would be a lot more common

    You've got a real way with words. :D


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    #75
    _Redzer_
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    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    pleasure at the expense of being degraded and objectified. A sterile cum dump.. you could say
    If it were possible for men to enjoy it in the ass like that, we'd have heard a lot more about this already, and it would be a lot more common
    It is pretty common, but you can't talk about it for fear of being called gay.

    It's amazing how much I've learned from straight guys once they're comfortable around me to talk it out. Many of them wouldn't say it to another straight guy because most likely, he'd get his sexuality questioned, as well as his 'manliness'. That wouldn't happen with me, so they talk a lot more openly.

    It's pretty funny that I'm not straight, yet know so much more about the goings on of straight men without actually being one myself.


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    #76
    Fat Christy
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    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    pleasure at the expense of being degraded and objectified. A sterile cum dump.. you could say
    If it were possible for men to enjoy it in the ass like that, we'd have heard a lot more about this already, and it would be a lot more common

    Dildos getting stuck up there? Because heterosexuals never do that sort of think ever. No sir-ee. Just the gheys.


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    #77
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Another tip, you can NEVER have enough lube. Porn stars lie.
    I've never done a girl in the rear end. And due how nice a girl's rear end may look, combined with raging hormones, it could easily make me forget about the inevitable resulting brown junk


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    #78
    catallus
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    Lube is cheating.


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    #79
    Fat Christy
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    catallus wrote: »
    Lube is cheating.

    Well, I get really really wet, so I just use that sometimes. You know yourself.

    Sorry, TMI?


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    #80
    DeadHand
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    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    I've never done a girl in the rear end. And due how nice a girl's rear end may look, combined with raging hormones, it could easily make me forget about the inevitable resulting brown junk

    Cool story, bro.


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    #81
    KungPao
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    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    I've never done a girl in the rear end. And due how nice a girl's rear end may look, combined with raging hormones, it could easily make me forget about the inevitable resulting brown junk
    If the orifice has been evacuated recently, and you are a bit lucky, you'll see nothing. It's a wonderful thing, like going from Heineken to a nice German weissbier.


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    #82
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Well, I get really really wet, so I just use that sometimes. You know yourself.

    Sorry, TMI?
    you're a girl?


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    #83
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    you're a girl?

    No.

    I meant golden showers. I thought that was obvious? :confused:


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    #84
    Philo Beddoe
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    Magaggie wrote: »
    Johnnyruane gets belittled for not being familiar with lads using sex toys anally (maybe he's young) but "we're" a nation of prudes. Other way around nowadays IMO.

    Maybe he's old is what I was thinking.


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    #85
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    No.

    I meant golden showers. I thought that was obvious? :confused:
    that's the last time I'm giving a homo the benefit of the doubt!


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    #86
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    that's the last time I'm giving a homo the benefit of the doubt!

    That's the last time I'm giving a hetero the doubt of the benefit.

    Wait...I'm a homo now? Sure, he was only a mate like.


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    #87
    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    pleasure at the expense of being degraded and objectified. A sterile cum dump.. you could say
    If it were possible for men to enjoy it in the ass like that, we'd have heard a lot more about this already, and it would be a lot more common

    There they are... The skewed views I mentioned earlier.

    If ignorance really is bliss this must be the happiest person on the boards.

    Lay off the porn, by the way. It's putting a lot of hateful language in your head.


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    #88
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Slicemeister wrote: »
    Nothing a Hoover wouldn't fix.

    Seriously though how the hell??

    Hoover wouldn't do, I'd say a Henry would be required;)


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