Man dies after getting vibrator stuck inside him

irishejit

I don't know whether to laugh or cry or what at this.

Highly embarrassing for the poor sod but waiting for five days?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-died-after-vibrator-became-4039637

In the words of Corporal Jones...they don't like it up em!

Rightwing

Fook :eek:

darkpagandeath

Did he slip or fall on to that ?

snubbleste

"The coroner ruled Mr Willis died as a result of an accident"

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Such a buzz killer.

we'llallhavetea

Rather die than let medical staff know there was a vibrator up his hole, mental.

WilyCoyote

Not a cunning stunt. But I hate the way that boardsies jump to conclusions ....... the poor guy could have swallowed it. Most diabetics have defective eyesight. He may have thought it was a battery toothbrush ........ then swallowed it with shock after it hit a nerve in a cavity.

irishejit

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Not a cunning stunt. But I hate the way that boardsies jump to conclusions ....... the poor guy could have swallowed it. Most diabetics have defective eyesight. He may have thought it was a battery toothbrush ........ then swallowed it with shock after it hit a nerve in a cavity.

What conclusions are anyone jumping to? Its pretty plain from the article what happened...or is this a poor trolling attempt?

KungPao

How did it go in so far? He must have sat/fell on it? They should have a strap on them, like on cameras, so you can fish it out/stop it going in.

Duggy747

There's an infamous story and picture of a man who built his own enormous dildos and died from a heart attack during one of his escapades. They found him on his bed surrounded by all his gigantic contraptions with one firmly lodged inside him.

What a lovely way to be remembered.

shruikan2553

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Not a cunning stunt. But I hate the way that boardsies jump to conclusions ....... the poor guy could have swallowed it. Most diabetics have defective eyesight. He may have thought it was a battery toothbrush ........ then swallowed it with shock after it hit a nerve in a cavity.

That's my excuse for the carrot up my ass and I'm sticking to it.

Aubrey loves Joe

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Not a cunning stunt. But I hate the way that boardsies jump to conclusions ....... the poor guy could have swallowed it. Most diabetics have defective eyesight. He may have thought it was a battery toothbrush ........ then swallowed it with shock after it hit a nerve in a cavity.

If he did swallow it let's hope it was his own and not his elderly mothers

Poor Uncle Tom

New diet fad scrapped: Energy through rectal bolus doesn't work....

magicmonkeys

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Not a cunning stunt. But I hate the way that boardsies jump to conclusions ....... the poor guy could have swallowed it. Most diabetics have defective eyesight. He may have thought it was a battery toothbrush ........ then swallowed it with shock after it hit a nerve in a cavity.

Where'd you get the idea that most diabetics have defective eyesight?

Slicemeister

Nothing a Hoover wouldn't fix.

Seriously though how the hell??

johnnyruane40

I feel so bad for laughing at this The Mirror shouldnt have reported it in this manner, really does make it seem like a joke, too light hearted. The family must be mortified.

Blackjack

irishejit wrote: »

What conclusions are anyone jumping to? Its pretty plain from the article what happened...or is this a poor trolling attempt?

I'd say your sarcasm detector needs re-calibration.

Yawns

Some Christmas present. xD

Tokyo

Too embarrassed to talk to a doctor - ends up plastered across a newspaper. Poor sod.

Chattastrophe!

It's absolutely sick that they named the poor man. Was it really necessary for them to do that? They could have still told the story, without publishing his name and address.

He's dead now, couldn't they allow him some bit of dignity and respect.

FFS.

Omackeral

The real life Buzz Killington

MS.ing

*hands over darwin award (ironically shaped as a dildo) *

lightspeed

what is really tragic and disturbing is how prudish our attitudes to sex are in the likes of Ireland or UK.

I reckon if that happened in Holland or Germany, it would be less of an issue and most would feel more comfortable seeking help.

Cantremember

People enjoy sex. Shame at that is poisonous and self destructive.

danniemcq

Chattastrophe! wrote: »

It's absolutely sick that they named the poor man. Was it really necessary for them to do that? They could have still told the story, without publishing his name and address.

He's dead now, couldn't they allow him some bit of dignity and respect.

FFS.

Respect from the media?

Not while there are rubberneckers in the world who need to know all the details so they can discuss it at work/school/pub/anywhere.

The name will probably be instantly forgotten which is the sickening part. Brings no good from the story instead harms those related to the deceased or those that know him by making it personal.

Shakespeare's Sister

lightspeed wrote: »

how prudish our attitudes to sex are in the likes of Ireland or UK.

Why do people love saying this? We're nowhere near as prudish as we used to be. Just look at any sex thread here on Boards alone. In some contexts people feel bad for not being sexually adventurous enough.

SEPT 23 1989

Could he not have asked his mother for assistance?

_Redzer_

johnnyruane40 wrote: »

I feel so bad for laughing at this The Mirror shouldnt have reported it in this manner, really does make it seem like a joke, too light hearted. The family must be mortified.

Think we should really start to move on with the taboo and 'shame' of using sex toys.

Everyone has had, or does have, a partner who's used a sex toy at some stage.

I can get its embarrassing, but Jesus, bad form in naming him out.

But I guess it's just funny for a lad to use and die by a sex toy.
This wouldn't have been blown up if it was a woman, and there's no difference between the two scenarios.

johnnyruane40

Why would a man use a vibrator in the first place. I can't imagine there being any pleasure in sticking something up your hole!

_Redzer_

johnnyruane40 wrote: »

Why would a man use a vibrator in the first place. I can't imagine there being any pleasure in sticking something up your hole!

You've obviously never heard of a prostate gland then.

There's actually far less reason for a woman to stick a vibrator up her ass than a man. That'd probably shock you.

Smiles35

I heard a brazzer on fm-104 and she says it's very popular. Moral of the story, buy a small one.