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Menial jobs that are still not done by machines

  • 11-08-2014 9:12pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,659 ✭✭✭


    One that sticks in my craw... Chefs....

    Bad enough that society makes celebrities out of the profession but surely the prep, cooking and serving could be automated to a greater extent than now.

    I mean find out how to do it well, then get a robot to do it. More hours with the crack pipe could ensue. Result.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,088 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    I was quite surprised to find that recycling is still at least part sorted by hand because people are too lazy to reliably separate plastic, paper and cans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Spray painting cars.
    Truck,bus,taxi drivers :D

    something to change my tv channel or type this without touching anything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    I was quite surprised to find that recycling is still at least part sorted by hand because people are too lazy to reliably separate plastic, paper and cans.


    Sure I see people use recycle bins for normal rubbish and think it's ok if the plastic packaging they put in is still full of what they bought and so on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    One that sticks in my craw... Chefs....

    Bad enough that society makes celebrities out of the profession but surely the prep, cooking and serving could be automated to a greater extent than now.

    I mean find out how to do it well, then get a robot to do it. More hours with the crack pipe could ensue. Result.


    You think being a chef is a menial job??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    I was quite surprised to find that recycling is still at least part sorted by hand because people are too lazy to reliably separate plastic, paper and cans.

    If they want me to go to the bother of recycling, then they can bloody well sort the ****in thing themselves :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Why the he'll do I still risk getting ****e on my hand while wiping when I could just wipe down a machine who may or may not get my ****e on its parts after wiping me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Repairing broken machines. Thanks be to God.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,659 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Chucken wrote: »
    You think being a chef is a menial job??

    Cooking prep and serving is. If your restaurant has a set menu and x configurations of each food then I believe it is automatable.

    To answer your question specifically... I think it's an overrated profession that can make ego maniacs out of people for imo no good reason.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    Vacuuming. We theoretically have the roomba, but it doesn't cope very well with long hair on carpet.

    Why don't we have nanobots that collect dust and bring the dust back to designated receptacles?

    I should be able to have a bed that automatically washes, dries and irons all the bedclothes every day so that I can get into a clean bed every night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭bboybaboy19


    Seriously? A chef?

    Someone has never cooked a meal in their life anyway.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Cooking prep and serving is. If your restaurant has a set menu and x configurations of each food then I believe it is automatable.

    True. Sure all thats involved is flinging random stuff into a pot :rolleyes:


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Robotic pooper scoopers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭Pablodreamsofnew


    Putting the figs into fig rolls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,659 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    I forgot voting of course!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Teachers
    Accountants
    Solicitors
    Architects
    Doctors


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Real robo cops need something here that can get some respect and if you dont you get punished.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Cooking prep and serving is. If your restaurant has a set menu and x configurations of each food then I believe it is automatable.

    To answer your question specifically... I think it's an overrated profession that can make ego maniacs out of people for imo no good reason.

    "The Mensch" is credited with popularising and promoting Chefs as he felt it was unfair that they could not afford to eat in the establishments they worked in. I tend to agree. My old lad was friends with a lot of top chefs and they work unbelievably hard and for crazy hours. I have a lot, lot of time for them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,799 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    I dread the day some of these jobs are done by machines, be no work left if every job that can be done by a machine is done by a machine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Car driving. I expect city and motorway driving will be controlled by central traffic computers, with the driver taking over on other roads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Project Management


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    I was quite surprised to find that recycling is still at least part sorted by hand because people are too lazy to reliably separate plastic, paper and cans.

    But they all go into the same bin? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    One that sticks in my craw... Chefs....

    Bad enough that society makes celebrities out of the profession but surely the prep, cooking and serving could be automated to a greater extent than now.

    I mean find out how to do it well, then get a robot to do it. More hours with the crack pipe could ensue. Result.

    Jaysus...have you never eaten in a good restaurant?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,659 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    I dread the day some of these jobs are done by machines, be no work left if every job that can be done by a machine is done by a machine

    If automated enough, the machines would generate wealth for people to not need to work. Could then have more leisure time and higher standards of living. Those interested could have more time for research into useful things like the future of the planet and we wouldn't have to hail to the almighty dollar much.

    Too preachy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    90% of Event Stewarding (if you don't hold a security licence) can be replaced by either a no entry/fire escape sign or a small fence :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    Teachers
    Accountants
    Solicitors
    Architects
    Doctors
    I'm nearly sure a couple of teachers I had in school were robots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    90% of Event Stewarding (if you don't hold a security licence) can be replaced by either a no entry/fire escape sign or a small fence :(

    Tell that to Slane. And that was a high fence...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Shelling prawns.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Footing turf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭refusetolose


    Spray painting cars.
    Truck,bus,taxi drivers :D

    something to change my tv channel or type this without touching anything.

    all these are practically available


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,088 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    But they all go into the same bin? :confused:

    Because nowhere in the world has anyone been trustworthy enough to pre-sort them so they gave up and use 'single stream recycling'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Vincent Vega


    “We should do away with the absolutely specious notion that everybody has to earn a living. It is a fact today that one in ten thousand of us can make a technological breakthrough capable of supporting all the rest. The youth of today are absolutely right in recognizing this nonsense of earning a living. We keep inventing jobs because of this false idea that everybody has to be employed at some kind of drudgery because, according to Malthusian Darwinian theory he must justify his right to exist. So we have inspectors of inspectors and people making instruments for inspectors to inspect inspectors. The true business of people should be to go back to school and think about whatever it was they were thinking about before somebody came along and told them they had to earn a living.”

    ― R. Buckminster Fuller


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Teachers
    Accountants
    Solicitors
    Architects
    Doctors

    Actually accountants are top of the list for jobs that will be automated in 10 years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Actually accountants are top of the list for jobs that will be automated in 10 years.

    Not the creative ones though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Actually accountants are top of the list for jobs that will be automated in 10 years.

    I better start looking at a career change so :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    Tell that to Slane. And that was a high fence...

    You can't actually touch anybody if you don't have a Licence from the PSA, well you can if they initiate contact but your not a bouncer, I think thats why you hear about security standing back from stuff at events, their probably not licenced staff and have to call on response teams to handle situations.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Blocklaying, what a cnut of a job, that's a job that should be automated


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    whupdedo wrote: »
    Blocklaying, what a cnut of a job, that's a job that should be automated

    Readymix, and shuttering...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    Anybody dislike machines doing things for them or enjoy doing things like cooking without thinking they'd like a machine to do it so they can spend more time masturbating?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    amacca wrote: »
    Anybody dislike machines doing things for them or enjoy doing things like cooking without thinking they'd like a machine to do it so they can spend more time masturbating?

    That you Mrs Doyle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Actually accountants are top of the list for jobs that will be automated in 10 years.

    This comment leads me to believe you have no idea of what an accountant actually does. Also the op has abviously never set foot inside of any commercial kitchen.

    If it was a hotdog stand proprieter claiming they were a chef then maybe that could be automated.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Last_Minute


    McDonalds staff aren't far from being replaced id say.

    All the food is exactly the same with little new menu items being added. Maybe a machine could be used to flip burgers.

    Soldiers, robot soldiers could fight instead - man less drones already exist.

    Maybe fishermen. Just program a ship to track and locate the fish nests then drag nets and catch all the little fellas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,239 ✭✭✭Willfarman


    Sheep shearing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Nib wrote: »
    Footing turf.

    Never.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Stripping and recovering silage pits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭barneysplash


    As a robot, I resent the insinuation that we're taking all the jobs.
    It's just that we're better at some things because we're happy to do menial jobs
    for less pay.

    I'm only paid 5 robo-credits a day to write provocative posts on boards.ie by my
    human task masters. They make a fortune off the adverts journalists are exposed to
    when lurking around the forums looking for stories to rip off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,397 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Cleaning toilets in nightclubs.. or anywhere really


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    I love all these "machines can do this" posts. Have a think on the machines you use, and just how breakable and fallible they are. And how much they rely on human supervision. Take a production machine - any you like. Say it makes "widgets", at a rate of 1000 an hour. And a fault occurs..and it bangs out 24,000 faulty widgets in a day, unless a person steps in and tweaks the thing. Or, there's a factory, and it uses a machine..that breaks and the whole factory grinds to a halt..and all the people stand there, waiting for the repairperson..happy days...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    As a robot, I resent the insinuation that we're taking all the jobs. It's justify that we're better at some jobs because we're happy to do menial jobs


    I'm only paid 5 robo-credits a day to write mildly offensive posts on boards.ie by my human task masters.

    Machine error...call the repair man...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Cleaning the toilet , there's non stick frying pans for years ffs !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    It seems to me that the average civil servant could be replaced with a very small shell-script. I'd rate an accountant at a few hundred lines of C, in all fairness. :)


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