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Bus journey nightmare

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    #62
    WilyCoyote
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    You should be happy, if you were on the bus from Dublin to Monaghan you'd be listening to sheep.

    Surely sheeple?


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    #63
    WilyCoyote
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    jimgoose wrote: »
    I used to get a Bus Eireann coach between Dublin and Limerick every few weeks at one stage as a youngfella. The consistently worst thing about that was probably the absence of a WC. This is why Monasterevin used to look quite good in those days. :D

    But a feed in "Soon Fat" made it all worthwhile? :D


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    WilyCoyote
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    Casshern88 wrote: »
    I was once getting the bus from Carlow to Dublin early one morning after a heavy night of drinking, I got a roll of some sort in a near by shop before hopping on the bus this roll was in a small paper bag i wasnt quite up for eating it yet so I just kept it on my lap, It was a roasting hot day which only made matters worse, some elderly overweight woman sat in the seat beside me, worse again!

    So about 30 min into the journey i start feeling pretty bad as in oh crap im going to puke bad!, i take a few deep breaths try and control my stomach, things settle down for a few minutes then we hit a bump in the road. My stomach does a back flip and that's it i cant keep it down anymore i feel the puke rushing into my mouth. I do the only thing i can and grab the paper bag the roll is it and puke into that, The bag holds the puke for about 2 seconds before it bursts, Que puke going every where all over me all over woman beside me and i continue to get sick a little more.

    In fairness she took it in her stride, she of course did move seats but came back to offer me some tissue, so i had to sit there covered in my own puke for a good 45 min before we got to Dublin, Worst bus journey ever!

    I generally sit behind a dreadlock on a long journey after a feed of pints. Then just catch two swaths like sheafs of corn and barf in between em. Always works. Alternatively, roll a big one outside the door at Bus Eireann and snooze all the way home :D


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