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"Think Fast, Father Ted"

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  • #92
    nullzero
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    °°°°°


    When on Henry Sellars' game show and asked the question; "what is the Pope's first name"? What answer does Ted give?

    Glazers Out!



  • #93
    thee glitz
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    Jim.


    Who's Bishop Brennan's sarcastic sidekick?


  • #94
    cml387
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    thee glitz wrote: »
    Jim.


    Who's Bishop Brennan's sarcastic sidekick?

    Father Jessup.

    Who gives a good mass?


  • #95
    nullzero
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    °°°°°


    thee glitz wrote: »
    Jim.


    Who's Bishop Brennan's sarcastic sidekick?

    Father Jessop.

    Where was he trapped at the end of the episode?

    Glazers Out!



  • #96
    cml387
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    nullzero wrote: »
    Father Jessop.

    Where was he trapped at the end of the episode?

    Father Jack's underpants hamper.

    I've already asked a question so I'll pass


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  • #97
    thee glitz
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    cml387 wrote: »
    Father Jessup.

    Who gives a good mass?

    No idea.
    nullzero wrote: »
    Father Jessop.

    Where was he trapped at the end of the episode?

    Jack's underpants hamper.

    Who in trainspotting was in Ted (A Christmassy Ted)?


  • #98
    XxMCRxBabyxX
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    thee glitz wrote: »
    No clue.



    Jack's underpants hamper.

    Who in trainspotting was in Ted (A Christmassy Ted)?

    Was Kevin McKidd in Trainspotting?


  • #99
    thee glitz
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    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Was Kevin McKidd in Trainspotting?

    He was Tommy - the lad who didn't do drugs, bring's them all to the great Scottish Outdoors before Renton's rant.


  • #100
    XxMCRxBabyxX
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    I guess I'm right so!

    What did Father Jack drink to cause him to appear dead?


  • #101
    case956tom
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    cml387 wrote: »
    Father Jessup.

    Who gives a good mass?
    fr alton Crosby.

    who recorded the song ted used for my lovely horse?


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  • #102
    pmy.murphy
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    case956tom wrote: »
    fr alton Crosby.

    who recorded the song ted used for my lovely horse?

    nin hoogan and the hoogan notes if Ive spelt it correctly, dont think i have but something along those lines.

    What sort of music does Father Bigley listen to?


  • #103
    Pelvis Parsley
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    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    nin hoogan and the hoogan notes if Ive spelt it correctly, dont think i have but something along those lines.

    What sort of music does Father Bigley listen to?

    Aka, Neil Hannon, and Divine Comedy, also responsible for that twangy and universally recognisable theme to the show itself.

    (not attempting to win the round, because of course the poster I'm quoting is wholly correct.)


  • #104
    ballsymchugh
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    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    nin hoogan and the hoogan notes if Ive spelt it correctly, dont think i have but something along those lines.

    What sort of music does Father Bigley listen to?

    you'd have to be mad to listen to Dana!

    what was Dougal looking for when he told Ted he was just eating his breakfast? (now Dougal, that's a fib!)


  • #105
    Scorpion Sting
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    ballsymchugh wrote: »
    you'd have to be mad to listen to Dana!

    what was Dougal looking for when he told Ted he was just eating his breakfast? (now Dougal, that's a fib!)

    He lost the corner flag he was supposed to keep an eye on.


    How many records did the feminist singer Niamh Connolly sell?


  • #106
    Locomotion
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    jebforever wrote: »
    He lost the corner flag he was supposed to keep an eye on.


    How many records did the feminist singer Niamh Connolly sell?

    Over 20 million.

    Priest response: What? Oh hahahahaha

    What restaurant did Imelda go to celebrating her Lovely girls win?


  • #107
    pmy.murphy
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    Locomotion wrote: »
    Over 20 million.

    Priest response: What? Oh hahahahaha

    What restaurant did Imelda go to celebrating her Lovely girls win?

    It was a thai restaurant

    Same episode, what celebrity was father jack mistaken for at the lovely girls competition?


  • #108
    conor2469
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    A: Bob Geldof.

    Q: Same episode, what was the name of the priest Ted thought the magazine article title was having a go at?


  • #109
    Locomotion
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    conor2469 wrote: »
    A: Bob Geldof.

    Q: Same episode, what was the name of the priest Ted thought the magazine article title was having a go at?

    A: Father Clint Power

    Q: Same episode, what are the 3 things Ted teaches Dougal about talking to women


  • #110
    kylith
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    Locomotion wrote: »
    A: Father Clint Power

    Q: Same episode, what are the 3 things Ted teaches Dougal about talking to women

    1) Be yourself
    2) Make them comfortable
    3) Give them what they want

    Who has his eyes on Ted's Golden Cleric award?


  • #111
    Locomotion
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    kylith wrote: »
    1) Be yourself
    2) Make them comfortable
    3) Give them what they want

    Who has his eyes on Ted's Golden Cleric award?

    Father Todd Unctious

    What was Ted's nickname when he was coming up through the priesthood?


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  • #112
    barleybooley
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    Locomotion wrote: »
    Father Todd Unctious

    What was Ted's nickname when he was coming up through the priesthood?


    Father Fluffy Bottom.

    What was the blind priest listening to on the airplane?


  • #113
    the_monkey
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    barleybooley wrote: »
    Father Fluffy Bottom.

    What was the blind priest listening to on the airplane?


    Mr Bean !


    Same episode
    What happened the parachutes on the plane ?


  • #114
    yozico
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    barleybooley wrote: »
    Father Fluffy Bottom.

    What was the blind priest listening to on the airplane?

    A: Mr Bean.


    Q: Which Protestant was "up to no good as usual"?


  • #115
    Locomotion
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    the_monkey wrote: »
    Mr Bean !


    Same episode
    What happened the parachutes on the plane ?

    Jack took them both, one for him, one for the booze cabinet

    What did the sign on the milk float say?


  • #116
    kylith
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    Locomotion wrote: »
    Jack took them both, one for him, one for the booze cabinet

    What did the sign on the milk float say?

    Milkmen do it on your doorstep.


    What's Eoin McLove's secret?


  • #117
    pmy.murphy
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    kylith wrote: »
    Milkmen do it on your doorstep.


    What's Eoin McLove's secret?

    He has no willy

    What did the rugged island priests give up for lent?


  • #118
    XxMCRxBabyxX
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    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    He has no willy

    What did the rugged island priests give up for lent?

    Trick question, they didn't give up anything!

    I'll let a previous question go ahead. This place is getting clogged by unanswered ones!


  • #119
    the_monkey
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    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Trick question, they didn't give up anything!

    I'll let a previous question go ahead. This place is getting clogged by unanswered ones!


    He told Ted they were giving up Cigarattes, Alcohol and Skateboarding.

    But this is an excuse to ask a question - hehe - Why did 3 Bishops visit the Craggy Island parochial house in "Tentacles of Doom" ?


  • #120
    stimpson
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    the_monkey wrote: »
    He told Ted they were giving up Cigarattes, Alcohol and Skateboarding.

    But this is an excuse to ask a question - hehe - Why did 3 Bishops visit the Craggy Island parochial house in "Tentacles of Doom" ?

    To upgrade the holy stone of clonrickard to a class 2 relic.

    Where did the stone have to be retrieved from at the end of the episode?


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  • #121
    x43r0
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    nullzero wrote: »
    When on Henry Sellars' game show and asked the question; "what is the Pope's first name"? What answer does Ted give?

    Correction: That was on Eoin McLove's quiz show


    What was the name of the horse Ted was cheering on while listening to the Radio in the episode "New Jack City"

    Bonus point for the name of the horse that was neck and neck with Ted's horse throughout the race


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