"Think Fast, Father Ted"

Scorpion Sting

stimpson wrote: »

Wikiquote disagrees:

Father Ted: Dougal, Purcell's the most boring priest in the world. He was working in Nigeria a few years ago, and he woke up one morning to find everyone in the village had had enough of him and gone off in a big boat. It sank after about a mile and they were eaten by crocodiles.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Father_Ted

I asked about Father Stone.

stimpson

jebforever wrote: »

I asked about Father Stone.

Doh.

Locomotion

jebforever wrote: »

I asked about Father Stone.

It's like talking to a brick wall with a moustache.

Why was Dougal walking like a crab?

pmy.murphy

What was the book Ted was reading and knew everything about in the Eoin McLove episode answering all the quiz questions right before the famous "Jim" answer on the Pope John Paul question?

Locomotion

pmy.murphy wrote: »

What was the book Ted was reading and knew everything about in the Eoin McLove episode answering all the quiz questions right before the famous "Jim" answer on the Pope John Paul question?

William Shatner, "Tech wars"

Why was Dougal walking like a crab?

keano_afc

Locomotion wrote: »

William Shatner, "Tech wars"

Why was Dougal walking like a crab?

So ted wouldnt see his ear ring.


What was the name of the home for hairy priests?

pmy.murphy

keano_afc wrote: »

So ted wouldnt see his ear ring.


What was the name of the home for hairy priests?

St Clabbarts ie: Jurassic Park

What was the name of the Nun who the Mattie Hislop foundation sent out to Craggy Island during lent?

Locomotion

pmy.murphy wrote: »

St Clabbarts ie: Jurassic Park

What was the name of the Nun who the Mattie Hislop foundation sent out to Craggy Island during lent?

Sister Assumpta

What did Mattie Hislop used to do as self punishment even though he had a strong allergic reaction to cats?

Scorpion Sting

Locomotion wrote: »

Sister Assumpta

What did Mattie Hislop used to do as self punishment even though he had a strong allergic reaction to cats?

He carried a kitten in his pocket and used to sniff it from time to time.

How many inches of sticky tape did Ted use to fix the fuel reserve line on the plane in "Flight into Terror"?

pmy.murphy

jebforever wrote: »

He carried a kitten in his pocket and used to sniff it from time to time.

How many inches of sticky tape did Ted use to fix the fuel reserve line on the plane in "Flight into Terror"?

12 inches.

What was the name of the priest responsible for the Drumshanbo massacre?

Scorpion Sting

pmy.murphy wrote: »

12 inches.

What was the name of the priest responsible for the Drumshanbo massacre?

Well to be pedantic it was 11 and two-eight inches.

Jimmy Rannable


What kind of tie was the Spinmaster Billy O'Dwyer wearing?

Locomotion

jebforever wrote: »

Well to be pedantic it was 11 and two-eight inches.

Jimmy Rannable


What kind of tie was the Spinmaster Billy O'Dwyer wearing?

A piano key tie.

Which number ticket was Dougal holding when he won the raffle?

pmy.murphy

Locomotion wrote: »

A piano key tie.

Which number ticket was Dougal holding when he won the raffle?

Number 11 although he later admitted to holding it upside down:D:D:D

what was the name of the song the spinmaster played instead of the national anthem?

nullzero

pmy.murphy wrote: »

Number 11 although he later admitted to holding it upside down:D:D:D

what was the name of the song the spinmaster played instead of the national anthem?

Ghost town by the specials

At the picnic area where Mr Benson worked there was a sign with a list of prohibited people/activities... Anyone care to list some or all of them?

stimpson

nullzero wrote: »

Ghost town by the specials

At the picnic area where Mr Benson worked there was a sign with a list of prohibited people/activities... Anyone care to list some or all of them?

No swearing, No paddling, No single women, No tree climbing, No loitering

What 2 choices do you have for your favourite humming sound?

thee glitz

stimpson wrote: »

What 2 choices do you have for your favourite humming sound?

mmmmm or mmmMMMmmm.

What was the name of Polly Clarke's book? Some lad on Mastermind got this right, finished 2nd in the final I think

cml387

thee glitz wrote: »

mmmmm or mmmMMMmmm.

What was the name of Polly Clarke's book? Some lad on Mastermind got this right, finished 2nd in the final I think

Bejewelled with Kisses.

Who made the BBC?

pmy.murphy

cml387 wrote: »

Bejewelled with Kisses.

Who made the BBC?

Henry Sellars.

What was Father Dunne describing as "the old heh heh"?

hatrickpatrick

stimpson wrote: »

Wikiquote disagrees:

Father Ted: Dougal, Purcell's the most boring priest in the world. He was working in Nigeria a few years ago, and he woke up one morning to find everyone in the village had had enough of him and gone off in a big boat. It sank after about a mile and they were eaten by crocodiles.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Father_Ted

They were actually eaten by alligators. Wikiquote's credibility just took a serious battering.

thee glitz

cml387 wrote: »

Bejewelled with Kisses.

Who made the BBC?

Henry Sellers.

What was his tipple?

thee glitz

pmy.murphy wrote: »

Henry Sellars.

What was Father Dunne describing as "the old heh heh"?

The jacks

pmy.murphy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2J0A-Vqgt0

hatrickpatrick

pmy.murphy wrote: »

Henry Sellars.

What was Father Dunne describing as "the old heh heh"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2J0A-Vqgt0

pmy.murphy

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2J0A-Vqgt0

I posted a link to that video above but the preview didnt show

cml387

Sherry?

Sorry, that was the answer to Henry Sellar's tipple.

hatrickpatrick

pmy.murphy wrote: »

I posted a link to that video above but the preview didnt show

Instead of pasting the video URL, copy only the section after "?v=" and before the "&", if there is one after it, then encase that here in [youtube][/youtube] tags.
I'll delete mine if you want to edit yours accordingly

thee glitz

cml387 wrote: »

Sherry?

Sorry, that was the answer to Henry Sellar's tipple.

Post a question!

cml387

thee glitz wrote: »

Post a question!

Who "Started too big"?

stimpson

cml387 wrote: »

Who "Started too big"?

The pilot.

what remix of what song by what artist does Fr. Fintan Stack play on his ghetto blaster?

thee glitz

Cutty Ranks - Limb by Limb - Dj SS Mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IeJ6qWqJFE