Liveline thread 3/7/2014 to date

JM Skipton

I think Joes Sat Nav needs to be reset, how many caller locations has he got wrong today

Flying to the Aran Islands in a micro light.... Good luck!

NightOfTheHunt

I was filling up the airplane down at the local topaz Joe..

Mike Guide 69

JM Skipton wrote: »

I think Joes Sat Nav needs to be reset, how many caller locations has he got wrong today

Hes been brainwashed by the U2 album he listened to last night, messed up his sense of direction..............

Like me after a night out... Pxssed and broke

Fujitsu10

Deleted User wrote: »

Flying to the Aran Islands in a micro light.... Good luck!

If the engine packed up while crossing would he be in the air all night??? do you know what I mean???

Dan Jaman

Galvanising the point? Oooo....

Cutting your petrol with kerosene is as bad as having a spud shoved up your exhaust pipe.

mickydoomsux

Irish Water killed my granny

snubbleste

Whatdoyoucallthat is catching

Dan Jaman

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Irish Water killed my granny

Meter installer ran her over?

snubbleste

JM Skipton

At least when the water charges come in it will eliminate the watering down of fuel.....every cloud and all that Joe

Joe - did they say what caused the cryptosporidium?

Caller - no Joe

It's usually caused by sh1te getting into your drinking water doh

mickydoomsux

"they're going to build a new water treatment plant but I'm not willing to pay for it because our water isn't correctly treated"

sligojoek

snubbleste wrote: »

Today's show was sponsored by Itunes, Apple & U2

This.

Coincidentally, so to speak, when Joe was talking to the iPhone enthusiast last week he must have mentioned the new iPhone 6 about 10 times.

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

This.

Coincidentally, so to speak, when Joe was talking to the iPhone enthusiast last week he must have mentioned the new iPhone 6 about 10 times.

I wonder how much extra 'bonus' fees Joe is trousering for that little bit of product placement.

SEPT 23 1989

Imelda will have Bang Bang on next for a chat

what happened Imelda??

very confused

Hitchens

Joe will be playing solemn music today on the death of Paisley :pac:

Robert2012

Hitchens wrote: »

Joe will be playing solemn music today on the death of Paisley :pac:

Cue endless boring stories about how he was a lovely fella, despite his public persona :rolleyes:

ButtersSuki

Hi folks,

Was reading the thread this morning whilst waiting for herself to get ready - I can't actually decide if yesterday was a good show or not?! If it was - Well done! Well done!

Read on the Twitter machine that Big Ian passed away. The other half being a Nordie Prod is devastated (not). She was one of the few Nordies who always saw him as a loudmouth bigot. Is Joe doing a "Big Ian Love In" today? I wonder was he born on Cedarwood Road?

Is Joe copping much flack at home for Oscar Pistorious getting away with murder?

Finally, in the taxi home last night I managed to use my crap Spanish to have a mini-conversation with the taxi driver who had no English. My wife asked me where did I learn my Spanish? I replied "Where every Irish person learned it - from Sesame Street":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VeFWSTLhtA

And fro Breaking Bad fans, here's a very young Gus Fring (Giancarlo Esposito) on Sesame Street:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsTJsux4aVc

:D

I'll see you all on Monday folks!

Robert2012

Extended News at One because of Paisley! :rolleyes:

pc7

Robert2012 wrote: »

Extended News at One because of Paisley! :rolleyes:

That's fine, once Joseph doesn't start on about him then.

bottlebrush

Robert2012 wrote: »

Extended News at One because of Paisley! :rolleyes:

Will be twice as long because, as we keep hearing, there were two Ian Paisleys

pc7

I love Olivia O'Leary, she's a great journalist, one of the best left. (in my humbler)

Tiger Mcilroy

Do you think doe juffy is gonna turn the chance to eulogise about somebody?

Expect 60 minutes of him trying to wrap his large head around the troubles in the north and asking callers highly pointless questions to prove whatever point he is making.

CountyHurler

Are RTE having a f**king joke here? Is it Funny Taig Friday or something.. ?

Ian Paisley did a huge amount to prolong the troubles in the North... The man was an absolute bigot.. Yet it seems that it's not politically correct to say this?

I would have been hoping that he arrives at the pearly gates only to find that the Catholics were right.. But tbh, I'd say his elevator will be going down..

NightOfTheHunt

Well Joe, my grandmother who is 86 bumped into Dr Paisley on the falls road back in 1971 bla bla bla

sudzs

oh ffs, it's gonna be Paisley hour. :rolleyes:

Dan Jaman

And... here we go... a hagiography of IP.