Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Famous lines from movies that would be inappropriate to say directly after sex

Options
1234579

Comments

  • Options
    #182
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    ewinslet wrote: »
    "Well Sonia, that was classic intercourse".

    "Good work Lynn, that was textbook"


  • Options
    #183
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    "Now... what we've got here is failure to communicate"


  • Options
    #184
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Now what I want you to do is take a step back and LITERALLY **** YOUR OWN FACE!!!!!


  • Options
    #185
    Pwindedd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,235 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    "Mischief managed !"


  • Options
    #186
    TheGlass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭TheGlass


    You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #187
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    "E.T. phone home. "

    "I believe God made me fast!" (from Chariots of Fire)

    "If you could come back tomorrow, I will have it for you." (Amadeus)


  • Options
    #188
    ElizaT33
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭ElizaT33


    GROSS posts above - uggghhhh!

    Worst line (or BEST) to say after sex ....... from a movie ....... to my mind:D is ..... 'It Ain't Over Til It's Over ........!!:D


  • Options
    #189
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    You got knocked the fuck out.


  • Options
    #190
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I wipe my own ass


  • Options
    #191
    Gorteen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭Gorteen


    Say hello to my little friend. (Scarface)

    I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What’ll you take in trade? (Full Metal Jacket)


    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #192
    jiltloop
    Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    My heart's beating like a f*cked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!

    Withnail and I


  • Options
    #193
    FunLover18
    Registered Users Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    "And now for something completely different"


  • Options
    #194
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    "I need to be cleansed" from TheKing :)


  • Options
    #195
    Wereghost
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    Pretty much any of these:

    http://www.killermovies.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-336530-sexually-explicit-star-wars-quotes.html

    Star Wars: it was all said and done years ago.


  • Options
    #196
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Bill Lumbergh: [in Peter's dream, Lumbergh is oiled up and having sex] You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.


  • Options
    #197
    scruff monkey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭scruff monkey
    Snarky Snark Snark


    To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!


  • Options
    #198
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,578 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    "It ain't any kind of fun. But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again." (True Romance)


  • Options
    #199
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    here's looking at you kid.


  • Options
    #200
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,252 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Wake up. Time to die.

    Leon, in Blade Runner.


  • Options
    #201
    scruff monkey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭scruff monkey
    Snarky Snark Snark


    This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fightin, this is for fun...


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #202
    sadie06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06


    'You're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?'.


  • Options
    #203
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    "What if this is as good as it gets?"


  • Options
    #204
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." - Star Wars


  • Options
    #205
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


  • Options
    #206
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Welease Woger.


  • Options
    #207
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Free willy.


  • Options
    #208
    whomitconcerns
    Registered Users Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭whomitconcerns


    "...you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."


  • Options
    #209
    Reggie.
    Registered Users Posts: 24,384 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    What height are you....
    I didnt know they stacked **** that high


  • Options
    #210
    Retrovin
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭Retrovin


    "Get off myyyyyyyyy Train"


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #211
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    I don't think we're in Kansas anymore


Advertisement