Famous lines from movies that would be inappropriate to say directly after sex

Vito Corleone

That'll do pig, that'll do.

wazky

That was A1 Sharon.

Vito Corleone

Luke, I am Your Father.

D'ya feel lucky?

Satriale

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!!

goz83

I'll be back

Vito Corleone

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

For Forks Sake

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL !!!

Overheal

crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side

Brian2208

Say hello to my little friend

Adamantium

Thinking out loud...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnOIvn8hMS4

Sunnyisland

Frankly my dear ,I don't give a dam..

maguic24

Brian2208 wrote: »

Say hello to my little friend

That should have been said before sex!! :pac:

Vito Corleone

My swamp.

Wacker The Attacker

Hand full of pussy and a mouth full of ass

auldgranny

Show me the money.........

pow wow

You complete me.

:rolleyes:

e.r

I smell I smell I smell pussay

Un Croissant

10 points for Gryffindor.

skeleton_boy

I see dead people

Sir Osis of Liver.

Here's Johnny.

Zen65

Yippee kay yay, motherf****r

john the one

Gators bitches better jimmy up!

wazky

My momma says girls are the devil.

Captain Chaos

Freedom!!!!

Ice Storm

Houston, we have a problem.

Zen65

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, IT DOES THIS WHENEVER IT'S TOLD

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

woodoo

I'm going in..

Peregrine

There's no place like home.

goz83

Fasten your seatbelts, its gonna be a bumpy night

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Show me the money

Adamantium

Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now, waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room I get weaker. And every minute Charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger. Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter...

OR

Me: Are my methods unsound?
Her: I don't see any method at all sir.

"The horror... the horror."

Banjo String

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

AlanS181824

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

wazky

Fcuk you asshole.

Vito Corleone

I wish the ring had never come to me.

The Backwards Man

Erased a heap that were too inappropriate

Evel Knievel's snuck in my back door when I wasn't looking, you better come back here and give me a hand son, or we're in a heap of trouble.

Maphisto

Get yer F*ckin Shinebox

Birneybau

KHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

wazky

We must destroy the ring, Frodo.

The Backwards Man

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Bacchus

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

Warper

Hey little girl is your daddy home

IvaBigWun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF4mlPxVWUk

GalwayGuy2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNr0WXQ3Ho4#t=0m06s

Oh, you could probably make a full thread of arnie qoutes. :P

Bacchus

The Matrix has great ones (even if they're not all exactly famous)

Never send a human to do a machine's job

I know Kung-fu

If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.

wexie

Kurtz: The horror... the horror...

Yoda : When you look at the darkside, careful you must be, for the darkside looks back

wazky

Here's looking at you, kid.

IvaBigWun

Make this noise for 3 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio

Then get up and leave

fred funk }{

Always bet on black.

billy2012

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

The Backwards Man

I'm almost done here. . . I never did know your name.


(Tell me what movie that's from for a special prize)