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Famous lines from movies that would be inappropriate to say directly after sex

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    "I have aids"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Banjoxed


    "I don't know if it was worth five dollars, but it was pretty f*cking good"


  • Registered Users Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fcuked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, like I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fcukin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? funny how? How am I funny?


  • Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭Azwaldo55


    "What's the most your ever lost in a coin toss?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,176 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    "Oh Boy! Is this Greaaatttt?"

    (National Lampoon's Animal House)

    Alernatively

    "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

    (same movie)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 192 ✭✭galwayredgirl


    You're the Bull, you're the bull, you're the bull (The Field) Maybe not that inappropriate a thing to say at such a time - LOL


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    "I could have been a contender charlie... I could have had class!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    MOOOOORE!?!?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 957 ✭✭✭NewCorkLad


    Just start singing " A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"


  • Registered Users Posts: 15 LesIsMore


    Get off my lawn


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Birneybau wrote: »
    KHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!

    LOL


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum


  • Registered Users Posts: 9 FirstTimer14


    Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side.


  • Registered Users Posts: 178 ✭✭AdolfHipster


    Could do a litle Commando play on words "Remember when I said I'd let you *** first?...I LIED!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    She's not my special lady, she's my ****in lady-friend!

    I'm just helping her conceive man!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    "Stupid is as stupid does".


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Are you a virgin?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze




    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Who rattled your cage, Gorilla


  • Registered Users Posts: 74 ✭✭ArPharazon


    That'll do pig. That'll do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,234 ✭✭✭Fresh Pots


    Wanna go for a Heineken? - the cable guy

    Or

    Show me the money!- jerry maguire


  • Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    ArPharazon wrote: »
    That'll do pig. That'll do.
    So much for reading the OP! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic




  • Registered Users Posts: 19,617 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    Couple of choice quotes from Bill Foster (Michael Douglas) in Falling Down

    "Hey, I think we have a critic! I don't think she likes the special sauce"

    and

    "I want breakfast"

    Can't believe that movie came out in 1992, I'm getting old :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Open the pod bay doors HAL.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 353 ✭✭jesse pinkman


    "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Nigga you trippin'?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭Gmol


    Do you like Phil Collins?


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