How many pints do you need to start feeling funny?

Hotale.com

After about 4 I'm on cloud nine, usually don't have much more.

Lightweight? I think of it as a good thing, only need to spend 25 euro and I'm doing grand

Chucken

25 euro for 4 pints? :eek:

The Backwards Man

None

Hotale.com

Chucken wrote: »

25 euro for 4 pints? :eek:

It's 6.50 a pint in some places down here :pac:

hardCopy

I'm hilarious after about 7

dgt

What's that in quarts?

Chucken

Hotale.com wrote: »

It's 6.50 a pint in some places down here :pac:

:eek::eek::eek:
Prices like that, I'd stay at home.

Temptamperu

None, and that's why I don't.

strobe

Chucken wrote: »

25 euro for 4 pints? :eek:

'ublin.

Unknown Soldier

Dear, God.

Gongoozler

I'm fcuking hilarious all the time.

frozenfrozen

It's a 1-10 scale for me, can feel the difference after one, and after 10 I've had too much and reached the top and need to be taken off the hob. 6-7 is the sweet spot within 3 or so hours, then it's a game of chance trying to keep that level in a race against the inverse relationship of time vs being drunk.

I normally lose

desultory

Around 2 and I can easily feel the affects of it. I guess I'm quite a light drinker!

Banjo String

Anyone say tree fiddy yet?

Hotale.com

Banjo String wrote: »

Anyone say tree fiddy yet?

Has to be an boards record for longest time without three fiddy.

Gran Hermano

Zero, if im in bed with a clown.

Vito Corleone

I mostly drink spirits.

Arthur Beesley

I don't need drink to be funny.

thelad95

Depends what I'm drinking. If it's cider or Guinness I'm done after 3. If it's Carlsberg or Budweiser or piss like that I would need at least 7

Penny Tration

After 4 or 5 beers, I'm tipsy. After 6-7, I'm quite drunk. Any more than that, I'm paralytic.

With wine and spirits, I can handle them a bit better, probably because I'm more used to them.

Sir Arthur Daley

Depends what is in the pint glass.

Arthur Beesley

Banjo String wrote: »

Anyone say tree fiddy yet?

Yes. Banjo String just did. I have quoted the post in case you missed it.

Tomohawk

In the 1945 film "The Lost Weekend", drunkard Don Birnam (Ray Milland) says "Let me have one, Nat. I'm dying. Just one", to which Nat the Bartender (Howard Da Silva) replies "One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough".

beano345

About 5, by the ten mark I'm usually completely gone ,making sound effects of cash registers and the likes

Pwindedd

1 pint and I start going. 2 it's getting nice, 3 that's enough. 4 "stupid girl, you know 3 is your limit"

Guinness that is, when gin and tonics are flowing I'm grand up to about drink 8 or 9

whupdedo

1 good big glass of poteen and Jean Byrne on the weather and I'll be quite happy for a while

Czarcasm

I have no idea really. Some nights I could go out and one or two and I'm anybody's, then another night I could go out, knock back a fair bit, and still resist anybody

Maximus Alexander

Seems to be different every time. Last time out I had 8 pints of Guinness and felt pretty much sober. There are other times where I'm giddy as a school girl after two. I must be broken.

RhubarbCrumble

Three's usually my limit. I think it's more to do with size though. I'm female and about 7 1/2 stone and I know that anymore than three and I'll start feeling a bit funny so anymore's not a good idea.

dirtyden

Hotale.com wrote: »

It's 6.50 a pint in some places down here :pac:

Where? Name one place in Cork that is 6.50 a pint and name the beer.

I have not come across prices like that anywhere.

Maximus Alexander

dirtyden wrote: »

Where? Name one place in Cork that is 6.50 a pint and name the beer.

I have not come across prices like that anywhere.

You just don't run in the right circles.

dirtyden

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You just don't run in the right circles.

Perhaps I don't!

I cant think of anywhere that would charge more than 5.50 down here, most would be 5 or less. The post I quoted referenced more than one place too.

TitianGerm

dirtyden wrote: »

Perhaps I don't!

I cant think of anywhere that would charge more than 5.50 down here, most would be 5 or less. The post I quoted referenced more than one place too.

6.25 for a pint of tiger beer in a place I used to work in wexford. 5.70 for a normal larger and 5.40 for a guiness

dirtyden

emmetkenny wrote: »

6.25 for a pint of tiger beer in a place I used to work in wexford. 5.70 for a normal larger and 5.40 for a guiness

He was talking about cork not wexford I assume. Says Cork in his location anyhow.

Those are saucy prices for wexford.

Cork selfbuild

5 and I'm ready to stay out all night and have another 5 or so if it's a good night!

MagicMarker

I feel it from the first pint. How much I feel it all depends.

On a full stomach I could have 4 and not feel it so much. But I had 3 yesterday from around 6pm, having not eaten since about Noon, and I 'felt' it as if I'd had 6 or 7.

Wacker The Attacker

Hotale.com wrote: »

Has to be an boards record for longest time without three fiddy.

Three Fiddy to foe fiddy

Wacker The Attacker

MagicMarker wrote: »

I feel it from the first pint. How much I feel it all depends.

On a full stomach I could have 4 and not feel it so much. But I had 3 yesterday from around 6pm, having not eaten since about Noon, and I 'felt' it as if I'd had 6 or 7.

3 Pints?

Holy sh1t

job seeker

Gongoozler wrote: »

I'm fcuking hilarious all the time.

Il take your word for it..:p

Wacker The Attacker

I've had eight cans and cant feel a thing.

I don't even feel drunk

suicide_circus

I once drank 47 pints of meths and not a bother on me.

EoghanIRL

I made the mistake of going drinking on an empty stomach . 3 cans of Druids and I was pissèd . Lesson learned .

deseil

Funny good=2 pints
Funny bad= 5 pints onwards

robertxxx

Start to feel "different" after 2, but I've had more than 13/14 on the very odd occasion and pay for it in more than one way in the morning.

Bongalongherb

I start to feel giddy after about 12 bottles of perlenbacher, anything lower and I don't really feel anything.

osarusan

About 19 pints before I start to feel anything. I usually switch to whiskey after that.

I'm right hard.

Talib Fiasco

Typical Irish people, we could pass out on a night out yet we'd still remember everything we drank :rolleyes:

Me? I usually drink spirits but if I have to do my drinking in a pub I can easily handle 5 pints. I'd say pint 6 or 7 would be the start of my ending alright.

Cupcake_Crisis

None. I'm always bloody hilarious.

Starokan

3 pints - funny
6 pints - wasted
8 pints - blackout

Bongalongherb

I drank 30 pint sized bottles of beer last week and talk about feeling giddy, the hangover almost killed me, so I cut down to 20 bottles instead, see how that goes

Hotale.com

dirtyden wrote: »

Where? Name one place in Cork that is 6.50 a pint and name the beer.

I have not come across prices like that anywhere.

I used hyperbole on AH.

#Shocker

(Most I've seen is 5.80 for Bulmers in a pub in Midleton, can't remember which :P)