What's behind your couch/bed etc?

hairyprincess

I hoovered underneath and behind my bed, I found the following:
25p
€1.15
A pile of fluff
A rake of tissues, used I might add
A wee horse and a wee bunny belonging to one of the wains
And a few hair clips.

I was pretty thrilled with the coinage in fairness. Anything down the back of yours to report? Have you even seen the floor beneath your couch or bed since it took up residence in the room?

Birneybau

The wall.

osarusan

25p?

The pile of fluff must have been 5 foot high.

Mr. CooL ICE

Hair. Lots of hair. Was delighted when I noticed it cos after a quick glance, I thought my bed was infested with cobwebs. As it turns out, I shed like a shaggy dog.

Specialun

what were you doing with the used tissues?

Dirty dawg

Turtyturd

Whatever the kids choose to put there.

orangesoda

crusty tissues

Ruu

Bob!

kneemos

The clock is underneath my bed and there it will stay.

harry Bailey esq

a monster:eek:

Crumpets

There's loads of space under my bed so that's where all my useless crap goes

Leogirl

Crumpets wrote: »

There's loads of space under my bed so that's where all my useless crap goes

Same here. Spare lampshade, all sorts of hair styling gadgets, old laptop - thankfully its all covered!

Pumpkinseeds

A massive headboard, no idea what's under it though. We're painting the bedroom this Summer so Christ knows what we'll find underneath it.

kneemos

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

A massive headboard, no idea what's under it though. We're painting the bedroom this Summer so Christ knows what we'll find underneath it.

You make it sound like you're going on an expedition.

Mr Pseudonym

This is the most pointless thread I've contributed to. But, I'll play ball! Let me go check..!

Mr Pseudonym

Mr Pseudonym wrote: »

This is the most pointless thread I've contributed to. But, I'll play ball! Let me go check..!

So...there's a cat (although he's not a permanent resident), and...nothing else! Obviously the cleaner is doing her job!

mark17j

dust

kneemos

Mr Pseudonym wrote: »

So...there's a cat (although he's not a permanent resident), and...nothing else! Obviously the cleaner is doing her job!

Not great on cats.

Ann22

A sticky note with loads of numbers on it.

Balls of fluff including dog hair etc

Crumpled up tissues (what's with all the tissues? )

A half full tissue box

Wazdakka

The bodies..

Nothing... It's perfectly clean and there is no incriminating evidence there whatsoever.

Nino Brown

hairyprincess wrote: »

I hoovered underneath and behind my bed, I found the following:
25p
€1.15
A pile of fluff
A rake of tissues, used I might add
A wee horse and a wee bunny belonging to one of the wains
And a few hair clips.

I was pretty thrilled with the coinage in fairness. Anything down the back of yours to report? Have you even seen the floor beneath your couch or bed since it took up residence in the room?

Haha, I literally just did the same thing for the first time in years 5 mins ago. It was quite disgusting!
I found lots and lots of fluff, tablets, socks, 3 spiders, a few coins and a coupem of Tesco receipts.

Pumpkinseeds

kneemos wrote: »

You make it sound like you're going on an expedition.

We've 4 cats, so could be anything under there from ping pong balls, toy mice to....well, best not to dwell too much on it:D

Sir Osis of Liver.

Baseball bat,golf club, a hammer and some dust.

Im ready.

Sir Arthur Daley

Nothing, im border line ocd on cleaning.

Greenmachine

Headboard at the back of the bed no idea what is behind my driving license possibly not seen that in a while. Last time I saw it was at home. Mostly dust under the sofa and lots of my hair.

bonzodog2

hairyprincess wrote: »

I hoovered underneath and behind my bed, I found the following:
25p
€1.15

Sterling or Irish?

I only changed rooms a couple of months back, so just a few dust bunnies under the bed. A few years back I looked inside a couch and found a good bit of change and a cool gadget thing that spoke a choice of several quotes from Mr T. (he of the A-Team). Like "Quit your jibber-jabber!" Can't find it for a while now, some fcuker must have robbed it. Fool!

smurfjed

Nothing....my maid is paid to keep it clean

donglen

Fingernails......we'll chewed.

Exo

Hardwood flooring & skirting boards (I sleep on a futon :rolleyes:)

Legs.Eleven

Walls.

Celly Smunt

I found Jesus.

bigron2109

The wall...

A wireless repeater. A katana. And a Canine choke chain.

amyos24

few yolks

xzanti

Under my couch is a crayon graveyard.

Micky Dolenz

I have no need for a bed. Sleep is for the weak.

Micky Dolenz

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I have no need for a bed. Sleep is for the weak.

Setting your standards too low there son. Sleep is for the dead

So lets talk about your couch

Micky Dolenz

Deleted User wrote: »

Setting your standards too low there son. Sleep is for the dead

So lets talk about your couch

Wha, sit? I don't have time to sit. Sometimes I lean though, only on a Sunday evening though, while i sip my ice tea.

Mint Sauce

Several pairs of shoes/trainers, a box full of personal stuff, ie, statements, wage slips, etc, my laptop, hair clippers, a few magazines, and my laptop.

Semele

A wall. The other side of which reside my loudly fornicating neighbours. Sometimes they go at it so hard MY headboard bangs against the wall with the vibrations. My bed is a solid wood behemoth, otherwise I would have moved it to another wall by now.

Riesen_Meal

Semele wrote: »

A wall. The other side of which reside my loudly fornicating neighbours. Sometimes they go at it so hard MY headboard bangs against the wall with the vibrations. My bed is a solid wood behemoth, otherwise I would have moved it to another wall by now.

Not join in for an oul fap?

dee_mc

A sock I'd given up on - threw out its partner months ago.
Lifted the bed in a flat while moving in a few years ago and found a very sticky bottle of massage oil and several used condoms

McChubbin

Behind the couch: Fluff and a radiator.
Under my bed: Nothing as it's on one of those thick, heavy bases with no space underneath. Lot of fluff down the side, though.

Ihatecuddles

Crisp packets, chickatees and waffles.

Hair bobbins- I NEVER tie my hair up, anyones guess why they're there.

A bra that I love, delighted I have that for tomorrow.

Strawberry vaseline.

cloud493

A €50 note

M.T. Cranium

Two guys from the NSA. :eek:

WoollyRedHat

Chargers, lots of chargers.

hairyprincess

mauzo! wrote: »

Crisp packets, chickatees and waffles.

Hair bobbins- I NEVER tie my hair up, anyones guess why they're there.

A bra that I love, delighted I have that for tomorrow.

Strawberry vaseline.

Ah only for me posting up this thread you would be going out with the girls hanging loose tomorrow! I'm so glad I could be of service!

hairyprincess

cloud493 wrote: »

A €50 note

Half that is mines! Let's call it a consultancy fee

Ihatecuddles

hairyprincess wrote: »

Ah only for me posting up this thread you would be going out with the girls hanging loose tomorrow! I'm so glad I could be of service!

Its the difference between my boobs looking amazing and f*cking amazing

hairyprincess

mauzo! wrote: »

Its the difference between my boobs looking amazing and f*cking amazing

:pac: pics or gtfo