What's behind your couch/bed etc?

hairyprincess · 15-05-2014 04:46PM #1

I hoovered underneath and behind my bed, I found the following:
25p
€1.15
A pile of fluff
A rake of tissues, used I might add
A wee horse and a wee bunny belonging to one of the wains
And a few hair clips.

I was pretty thrilled with the coinage in fairness. Anything down the back of yours to report? Have you even seen the floor beneath your couch or bed since it took up residence in the room?

Birneybau · 15-05-2014 04:47PM

The wall.

osarusan · 15-05-2014 04:48PM

25p?

The pile of fluff must have been 5 foot high.

Mr. CooL ICE · 15-05-2014 04:49PM

Hair. Lots of hair. Was delighted when I noticed it cos after a quick glance, I thought my bed was infested with cobwebs. As it turns out, I shed like a shaggy dog.

Specialun · 15-05-2014 04:50PM

what were you doing with the used tissues?

Dirty dawg

Turtyturd · 15-05-2014 05:05PM

Whatever the kids choose to put there.

orangesoda · 15-05-2014 05:06PM

crusty tissues

Ruu · 15-05-2014 05:09PM

Bob!

kneemos · 15-05-2014 05:10PM

The clock is underneath my bed and there it will stay.

harry Bailey esq · 15-05-2014 05:13PM

a monster:eek:

Crumpets · 15-05-2014 05:23PM

There's loads of space under my bed so that's where all my useless crap goes

Leogirl · 15-05-2014 05:26PM

Crumpets wrote: »

There's loads of space under my bed so that's where all my useless crap goes

Same here. Spare lampshade, all sorts of hair styling gadgets, old laptop - thankfully its all covered!

Pumpkinseeds · 15-05-2014 05:46PM

A massive headboard, no idea what's under it though. We're painting the bedroom this Summer so Christ knows what we'll find underneath it.

kneemos · 15-05-2014 05:54PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

A massive headboard, no idea what's under it though. We're painting the bedroom this Summer so Christ knows what we'll find underneath it.

You make it sound like you're going on an expedition.

Mr Pseudonym · 15-05-2014 05:57PM

This is the most pointless thread I've contributed to. But, I'll play ball! Let me go check..!

Mr Pseudonym · 15-05-2014 06:00PM

Mr Pseudonym wrote: »

This is the most pointless thread I've contributed to. But, I'll play ball! Let me go check..!

So...there's a cat (although he's not a permanent resident), and...nothing else! Obviously the cleaner is doing her job!

mark17j · 15-05-2014 06:02PM

dust

kneemos · 15-05-2014 06:03PM

Mr Pseudonym wrote: »

So...there's a cat (although he's not a permanent resident), and...nothing else! Obviously the cleaner is doing her job!

Not great on cats.

Ann22 · 15-05-2014 06:04PM

A sticky note with loads of numbers on it.

Balls of fluff including dog hair etc

Crumpled up tissues (what's with all the tissues?

)

A half full tissue box

Wazdakka · 15-05-2014 06:07PM

The bodies..

Nothing... It's perfectly clean and there is no incriminating evidence there whatsoever.

Nino Brown · 15-05-2014 06:10PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

I hoovered underneath and behind my bed, I found the following:
25p
€1.15
A pile of fluff
A rake of tissues, used I might add
A wee horse and a wee bunny belonging to one of the wains
And a few hair clips.

I was pretty thrilled with the coinage in fairness. Anything down the back of yours to report? Have you even seen the floor beneath your couch or bed since it took up residence in the room?

Haha, I literally just did the same thing for the first time in years 5 mins ago. It was quite disgusting!
I found lots and lots of fluff, tablets, socks, 3 spiders, a few coins and a coupem of Tesco receipts.

Pumpkinseeds · 15-05-2014 06:15PM

kneemos wrote: »

You make it sound like you're going on an expedition.

We've 4 cats, so could be anything under there from ping pong balls, toy mice to....well, best not to dwell too much on it:D

Sir Osis of Liver. · 15-05-2014 06:17PM

Baseball bat,golf club, a hammer and some dust.

Im ready.

Sir Arthur Daley · 15-05-2014 06:17PM

Nothing, im border line ocd on cleaning.

Greenmachine · 15-05-2014 06:19PM

Headboard at the back of the bed no idea what is behind my driving license possibly not seen that in a while. Last time I saw it was at home. Mostly dust under the sofa and lots of my hair.

bonzodog2 · 15-05-2014 06:29PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

I hoovered underneath and behind my bed, I found the following:
25p
€1.15

Sterling or Irish?

I only changed rooms a couple of months back, so just a few dust bunnies under the bed. A few years back I looked inside a couch and found a good bit of change and a cool gadget thing that spoke a choice of several quotes from Mr T. (he of the A-Team). Like "Quit your jibber-jabber!" Can't find it for a while now, some fcuker must have robbed it. Fool!