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What's behind your couch/bed etc?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,751 ✭✭✭bigron2109


    The wall...


  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A wireless repeater. A katana. And a Canine choke chain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 amyos24


    few yolks


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Under my couch is a crayon graveyard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I have no need for a bed. Sleep is for the weak.


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  • Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have no need for a bed. Sleep is for the weak.

    Setting your standards too low there son. Sleep is for the dead :p

    So :) lets talk about your couch :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Setting your standards too low there son. Sleep is for the dead :p

    So :) lets talk about your couch :)


    Wha, sit? I don't have time to sit. Sometimes I lean though, only on a Sunday evening though, while i sip my ice tea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Several pairs of shoes/trainers, a box full of personal stuff, ie, statements, wage slips, etc, my laptop, hair clippers, a few magazines, and my laptop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Semele


    A wall. The other side of which reside my loudly fornicating neighbours. Sometimes they go at it so hard MY headboard bangs against the wall with the vibrations. My bed is a solid wood behemoth, otherwise I would have moved it to another wall by now.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Semele wrote: »
    A wall. The other side of which reside my loudly fornicating neighbours. Sometimes they go at it so hard MY headboard bangs against the wall with the vibrations. My bed is a solid wood behemoth, otherwise I would have moved it to another wall by now.

    Not join in for an oul fap?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,246 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    A sock I'd given up on - threw out its partner months ago.
    Lifted the bed in a flat while moving in a few years ago and found a very sticky bottle of massage oil and several used condoms :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Behind the couch: Fluff and a radiator.
    Under my bed: Nothing as it's on one of those thick, heavy bases with no space underneath. Lot of fluff down the side, though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Crisp packets, chickatees and waffles.

    Hair bobbins- I NEVER tie my hair up, anyones guess why they're there.

    A bra that I love, delighted I have that for tomorrow.

    Strawberry vaseline.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    A €50 note :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,547 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Two guys from the NSA. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Chargers, lots of chargers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Crisp packets, chickatees and waffles.

    Hair bobbins- I NEVER tie my hair up, anyones guess why they're there.

    A bra that I love, delighted I have that for tomorrow.

    Strawberry vaseline.

    Ah only for me posting up this thread you would be going out with the girls hanging loose tomorrow! I'm so glad I could be of service!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    cloud493 wrote: »
    A €50 note :D

    Half that is mines! Let's call it a consultancy fee ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Ah only for me posting up this thread you would be going out with the girls hanging loose tomorrow! I'm so glad I could be of service!

    Its the difference between my boobs looking amazing and f*cking amazing ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Its the difference between my boobs looking amazing and f*cking amazing ;)

    :pac: pics or gtfo


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Half that is mines! Let's call it a consultancy fee ;)

    I'l give you the price of a pint and a chicken roll ;)
    Also under there

    Going solo By Roald Dahl
    An ipod cable
    A magazine
    Lots of 1p coins
    A t shirt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,826 ✭✭✭murray.eoghan


    a pair of sun glasses.
    Andy McNabs bravo two zero.
    fluff.
    guitar string.
    my virginity:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I'l give you the price of a pint and a chicken roll ;)
    Also under there

    Going solo By Roald Dahl
    An ipod cable
    A magazine
    Lots of 1p coins
    A t shirt

    That is an EXCELLENT book. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Only my hair and some dust. I really should vacumn more often under there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    osarusan wrote: »
    25p?

    The pile of fluff must have been 5 foot high.

    Hahaha, 25p Sterling!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭emmabrighton


    Dodys, dozens of dodys! That is where my son fires his dodies when he is throwing a tantrum about having to go to bed at 8pm.


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