Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread Summer 2014 - Mod Warning post #6893

Turtyturd

dogbert27 wrote: »

.

. I followed the 11 game unbeaten run through the boards match threads.

F*cking hell, that must have been tortuous.

Knex*

Turtyturd wrote: »

F*cking hell, that must have been tortuous.

Shut up you, ya sap. The rest of us are highly entertaining.

:pac:

brevity

Fan meets Fowler

https://vine.co/v/MJa0law0lOl

Agueroooo

If West Ham win on Sunday dogbert will be elevated beyond his wildest dreams.

its like a scene from Game Of Thrones..

When all looks doomed Dogbert Stark (long lost brother of Ned) steps out from the darkness after being tracking the family for years to save the day.

Agent Coulson

kingshankly wrote: »

Some German paper has it that Thomas muller is on his way to liverpool

Also Arsenal and Liverpool want Muller.

So I would guess others want him as well.

Agueroooo

P.O.T.M and fully deserved.

Dont be at yourself

Phil Dowd referees our game on Sunday. Martin Atkinson in charge of awarding Carroll a few soft penalties for falling over in the box at the Etihad.

ciaranmac

Where's a good pub to watch the match in Liverpool?

Agent Coulson

x43r0

ciaranmac wrote: »

Where's a good pub to watch the match in Liverpool?

Around the stadium? The Arkles is decent

It's 5mins down the road as you walk away from the corner of the Anfield Rd / Centenary stands

Turtyturd

Knex. wrote: »

Shut up you, ya sap. The rest of us are highly entertaining.

:pac:

I'm not here to entertain saps in a match thread.....I've got serious feuds with my enemies going on. Also fairly sure Owaynn and Washington have it in for me too.

klose

Dcully wrote: »

Id love it but i thought utd were in for him?

United have been linked with everyone since moyes was sacked, pretty much all world class players too. The cynic in me says its just to pacify fans after that ****sorm of a season and give em something to be happy about. Bayern would be mad to sell muller, would love to have him at liverpool obviously but thats dreamland stuff.

ciaranmac

They have to cast their net wide, now their targets can be lured away with the promise of champions league footy.

Turtyturd

Yep, it's not gonna happen. Martinez to Arsenal, Kroos to United, the Schweinsteiger to United move probably has to happen this season too if it's ever going to happen, and Muller to Liverpool is too much shifting around.

Stargate

dogbert27 wrote: »

Not getting my hopes up for Sunday.

I've followed this thread for months without commenting. It was part of my superstition. I followed the 11 game unbeaten run through the boards match threads. Couldn't watch the games live as I might jinx it.

Turtyturd wrote: »

F*cking hell, that must have been tortuous.

Knex. wrote: »

Shut up you, ya sap. The rest of us are highly entertaining.

:pac:

You should have stayed well clear dogbert Now you will be #SapPandatised FOREVER LoL :pac:

Washington Irving

Turtyturd wrote: »

Also fairly sure Owaynn and Washington have it in for me too.

hefferboi

Some craic being linked with the likes of Muller, Javi Martinez and Griezmann, compared with the likes of Carlton Cole and Charlie Adam.

hefferboi

ArmaniJeanss wrote: »

Who wouldn't believe in this fine man?
Lets do it, wor Andy.

Apt Username!

hefferboi

I'm not a fan of all the Gerrard slipping jokes, but this is fcuking brilliant.



(You need to have seen that fight video thats been floating around to get it)

Knex*

Took me a few seconds to realise that wasn't a gif. Somebody warn Mike, he might waste an hour otherwise.

barone

think that girl died btw ..shockin

hefferboi

^^ no that was fake

Drexel

Knex. wrote: »

Took me a few seconds to realise that wasn't a gif. Somebody warn Mike, he might waste an hour otherwise.

:pac: i was sitting waiting for movement too

OwaynOTT

Turtyturd wrote: »

I'm not here to entertain saps in a match thread.....I've got serious feuds with my enemies going on. Also fairly sure Owaynn and Washington have it in for me too.

It's moving for me

Knex*

rarnes1 wrote: »

It's moving for me

Yeah, and if you hold shift and left click, it brings you to Kate Cohen's blog.

8-10

rarnes1 wrote: »

I'm sure everyone remembers Fowlers line sniffing celebration.

Houlliers explanation of it was priceless. He said it was a grass eating celebration from Cameroon inspired by the Liverpool defender Song.

Lol

I was at that game, had no idea what he was doing

8-10

jonny24ie wrote: »

Check out the top 10 Premier League goalscoring teenagers below - with all stats courtesy of OPTA and the Daily Mail:

1. Robbie Fowler | Liverpool | 1994/95 | 23 goals

2. Michael Owen | Liverpool | 1997/98 | 18 goals

3. Michael Owen | Liverpool 1998/99 | 18 goals

4. Romelu Lukaku | West Brom (on loan from Chelsea) | 2012/13 | 13 goals

5. Nicolas Anelka | Arsenal | 1998/99 | 13 goals

6. Robbie Keane | Coventry City | 1999/2000 | 12 goals

7. Robbie Fowler | Liverpool | 1993/94 | 12 goals

8. Wayne Rooney | Manchester United | 2004/05 | 11 goals

9. Kevin Gallen | QPR | 1994/95 | 10 goals

10. Emile Heskey | Leicester City | 1996/97 | 10 goals

11. Jermain Defoe | West Ham | 2001/02 | 10 goals

Only 4 of those 11 names haven't played for Liverpool

mike65

I hope only 4 of 12 names will soon be the stat, I hope someone points it out to Sterling before the game! It would mean that Liverpool finish the season with 4 players in double figure territory.

Agent Coulson

A double from Skrtel could also make it four Liverpool players in double figures.