I fell off a ladder today.

Lapin

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.




Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

michellie

I hope tomorrow is a better day for you

Chucken

Ok :pac:

Renegade Mechanic

I'm..... actually not going to.. Tough break there, Lapin:(

Manitoban

So the kids are right being scared of wasps... Tough break mate (literally)

glued

Did your ability to format a paragraph break too?

LETHAL LADY

You should be lapin it up ya big softie.



Seriously though, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

dpofloinn

I feel your pain OP I too had to drink vending machine coffee today.

Stavros Murphy

Claim?

The Backwards Man

Woke up this morning feeling fine
Went up a ladder, cleaning time
But then a wasp came along
And thought mmmm fresh food
Something tells me that waspy
is a real vicious dude, a real vicious dude.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Sweet jesus.:eek:

Have you a three storey high shed OP?

Get well soon.

shopaholic01

Well, I suppose it could have been worse! :P

At least you now have an excuse never to clean the gutters again.

aaabbbb

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.




Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

Sure being a rabbit what were you doing on a ladder in the first place ? Can't imagine the gutters having much nice food !

Anyway you mustn't be a particularly good rabbit, Lapin. You're clearly crap at jumping ! Which is arguably what a rabbit is most famous for.



For anyone who doesn't know Lapin is french for rabbit

dmc17

I feel your pain OP. This should make you feel better

Micky Dolenz

It's very up and down, that ladder lark.

Mariasofia

Ok...lol...no wait rofl......!!!!!!

Skid X

Sorry to hear that, chief. Get well soon.

Are you free to be in Donnybrook at around 11pm next Friday?

ArtyM

Did you at least get the Gutter cleaned in between your messin and fluterin?

Micky Dolenz

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.




Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

Ah seriously though, that's a fcuking dose dude.

Stitches no bother, even the wrist but the broken ribs, that's hardship right there. You have my best wishes, truly you do.

Now, did I ever tell you about the time I was stung by a bee?


€15 for for a poxy jar of honey :mad:

ElChe32

Hope someone video taped it. Jeremy Beadle will be spinnin' in his grave if ye didn't

Renegade Mechanic

Mariasofia wrote: »

Ok...lol...no wait rofl......!!!!!!

Pfffft amature:p
Its... *ahem* OMGPMSLMFAOROTFL!!!!!

Seaneh

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.




Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

I fell off a ladder about 20 meters off the ground yesterday (Thursday, not Friday, just to by awkward), but it was on a circuit at zipit in Tibradden Woods and I was attached to a fall-stop besides a second of brown pants before it broke my fall I experienced no harm.

Sorry op.

shedweller

If its any consolation OP i work with a lad that nearly died after falling off a ladder. His foot caught on the way down and got almost ripped off. Joint pulled apart and his foot was held on by a sliver of skin. Ok now but limping for the rest of his life!
Moral of the story is it could always be worse. Get well soon!

allthedoyles

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmBkP1eIMAAaBpX.jpg:large

Is this you on the ladder ?

fussyonion

I thought of this when you told your story, OP:

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was gone. A few days later he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE, I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE
LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME.... I FALL OFF TREE. I NO SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.

maryishere

dangerous things ladders. When I was working in Australia a few years ago, a colleagues husband fell off a ladder and was killed. Very sad.

le la rat

Well that is Duffy's first segment sorted out on Monday. Is the wasp ok?

Stavros Murphy

Seaneh wrote: »

I fell off a ladder about 20 meters off the ground yesterday (Thursday, not Friday, just to by awkward), but it was on a circuit at zipit in Tibradden Woods and I was attached to a fall-stop besides a second of brown pants before it broke my fall I experienced no harm.

Sorry op.

you did in your hoop. Unless it was a step ladder on an 18 meter building. 20 meter ladders don't exist. 10m is cack your pants territory.

Mariasofia

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Pfffft amature:p
Its... *ahem* OMGPMSLMFAOROTFL!!!!!

Soz.....

Lady Chatterton

Will you promise to ring Joe on Monday? Tell him you've no insurance and he might dip into the fund

Seriously, I wish you a speedy recovery Lapin

DEFTLEFTHAND

LMAO

kowloon

Wasps want to ruin everything for everyone and let everyone think it was the bees.

Tin Foil Hat

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.




Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

I had a Honda 90 in college
http://globalcarbrands.com/i/honda/honda-c-90-cub/honda-c-90-cub-06.jpg
And I had a cheap old helmet with a scratched visor.

I was driving home from college one day. Downhill in my own little world. Visor up - because it was scratched to sh!te. A wasp flew into my helmet and stung me on the face.
It looked at little like this:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl7o1EB0sYI

coolhull

Moral of the story : Let the rainwater clean the fcukin' gutters

Seriously, Lapin, hope you make a quick recovery.....

cofy

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.




Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

Hope you feel better soon.

Canis Lupus

Should have done a barrell roll.

gg2

You poor aul fecker. I hate ladders, my daddy (yes me daddy) is 65 and is always doing some wee job about the house, anytime I see him on a ladder I feel uneasy.... I hate wasps too but thats a whole other story. Hope you feel better soon!!!

efb

Tough break

Skid X

I am reminded of the Murphy and The Bricks song ...

Ladders and Wasps are not a good combination.

Stavros Murphy

The only good ladder is one in a pair of tights, and even then, they're not a cause for celebration. Unless you're tearing them off with your teeth.

Busted Flat.

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.




Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

If you had a safe pass, you would have a fleg man either side of your ladder, and a guy next to you on a ladder with all sorts of spray and a camera.

Smidge

Sorry to hear OP
And people think I'm paranoid about wasps????
You see?
I was right about them little bastids

I was right I tells ya!!

I was going to laugh til I saw wasps involved
You poor thing

They're evil fcukers

Busted Flat.

coolhull wrote: »

Moral of the story : Let the rainwater clean the fcukin' gutters

Seriously, Lapin, hope you make a quick recovery.....

The cream crackers do a good job if they know you have a drinklink card.

Lady Chatterton

There is a bright side Lapin, you've just claimed 'the best roof story' title! Last year's winner was Harry Angstrom.

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I was working up on a roof once and a couple of young lads thought it would be a good idea to steal the ladder. I think I can laugh about it now.

ardle1

Wasps are actually psychic, he was coming to tell you that your about to fall off the ladder, and then he tried to save you by grabbing your neck.....

sligojoek

Sorry to hear that Lapin. I broke four ribs in a motorbike crash and two more another time when I was lying on my back on the floor and my, then, two yr old daughter jumped on me from the back of the couch. They get worse before they get better. Hope you're not out of action for too long.

Lapin

MrsD007 wrote: »

There is a bright side Lapin, you've just claimed 'the best roof story' title! Last year's winner was Harry Angstrom.

If there was a competitive sport where the winner is decided by falling from ladders, Cork and Galway would be in the All ireland Final every year !

I'd let Harry win every time though.

Lady Chatterton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_opWg9_qI

Sorry Lapin, I just couldn't resist posting this Goodnight my friend, I hope you've been given some decent pain relief

Burky126

I was woken up by a wasp today.

Something needs to be done to address the wasp problem.

Anything.

sligojoek

Busted Flat. wrote: »

The cream crackers do a good job if they know you have a drinklink card.

A mate of mine in Nenagh used to make a tidy few quid cleaning gutters for old folk and people who weren't any good at that sort of thing. When he was done he's sprinkle a bit of topsoil and grass seed in a few strategic places. 6 months later he'd have a bit of repeat business. He used to blame it on birds sh1tt1ng in the gutters.