I fell off a ladder today.

Lapin · 25-04-2014 11:59PM #1

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.

Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

michellie · 26-04-2014 12:00AM

I hope tomorrow is a better day for you

Chucken · 26-04-2014 12:00AM

Ok :pac:

Renegade Mechanic · 26-04-2014 12:00AM

I'm..... actually not going to.. Tough break there, Lapin:(

Manitoban · 26-04-2014 12:01AM

So the kids are right being scared of wasps... Tough break mate (literally)

glued · 26-04-2014 12:03AM

Did your ability to format a paragraph break too?

LETHAL LADY · 26-04-2014 12:03AM

You should be lapin it up ya big softie.

Seriously though, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

dpofloinn · 26-04-2014 12:03AM

I feel your pain OP I too had to drink vending machine coffee today.

Stavros Murphy · 26-04-2014 12:05AM

Claim?

The Backwards Man · 26-04-2014 12:06AM

Woke up this morning feeling fine
Went up a ladder, cleaning time
But then a wasp came along
And thought mmmm fresh food
Something tells me that waspy
is a real vicious dude, a real vicious dude.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 26-04-2014 12:07AM

Sweet jesus.:eek:

Have you a three storey high shed OP?

Get well soon.

shopaholic01 · 26-04-2014 12:07AM

Well, I suppose it could have been worse! :P

At least you now have an excuse never to clean the gutters again.

aaabbbb · 26-04-2014 12:07AM

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.

Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

Sure being a rabbit what were you doing on a ladder in the first place ? Can't imagine the gutters having much nice food !

Anyway you mustn't be a particularly good rabbit, Lapin. You're clearly crap at jumping ! Which is arguably what a rabbit is most famous for.

For anyone who doesn't know Lapin is french for rabbit

dmc17 · 26-04-2014 12:08AM

I feel your pain OP. This should make you feel better

Micky Dolenz · 26-04-2014 12:08AM

It's very up and down, that ladder lark.

Mariasofia · 26-04-2014 12:09AM

Ok...lol...no wait rofl......!!!!!!

Skid X · 26-04-2014 12:09AM

Sorry to hear that, chief. Get well soon.

Are you free to be in Donnybrook at around 11pm next Friday?

ArtyM · 26-04-2014 12:09AM

Did you at least get the Gutter cleaned in between your messin and fluterin?

Micky Dolenz · 26-04-2014 12:11AM

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.

Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

Ah seriously though, that's a fcuking dose dude.

Stitches no bother, even the wrist but the broken ribs, that's hardship right there. You have my best wishes, truly you do.

Now, did I ever tell you about the time I was stung by a bee?

€15 for for a poxy jar of honey :mad:

ElChe32 · 26-04-2014 12:13AM

Hope someone video taped it. Jeremy Beadle will be spinnin' in his grave if ye didn't

Renegade Mechanic · 26-04-2014 12:13AM

Mariasofia wrote: »

Ok...lol...no wait rofl......!!!!!!

Pfffft amature:p
Its... *ahem* OMGPMSLMFAOROTFL!!!!!

Seaneh · 26-04-2014 12:13AM

Lapin wrote: »

Cleaning the gutter on the shed earlier while the weather was fine.

Bastardin wasp turns up.

Panic.

Stung in neck.

Wasp wins and smugly fooks off.

I fall off the friggin ladder.

5 stitches in head. 3 broken ribs. Broken wrist. Eight hours in A&E drinking vending machine coffee.

Go on, laugh ye fúckers.

I fell off a ladder about 20 meters off the ground yesterday (Thursday, not Friday, just to by awkward), but it was on a circuit at zipit in Tibradden Woods and I was attached to a fall-stop besides a second of brown pants before it broke my fall I experienced no harm.

Sorry op.

shedweller · 26-04-2014 12:13AM

If its any consolation OP i work with a lad that nearly died after falling off a ladder. His foot caught on the way down and got almost ripped off. Joint pulled apart and his foot was held on by a sliver of skin. Ok now but limping for the rest of his life!
Moral of the story is it could always be worse. Get well soon!

allthedoyles · 26-04-2014 12:14AM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmBkP1eIMAAaBpX.jpg:large

Is this you on the ladder ?

fussyonion · 26-04-2014 12:16AM

I thought of this when you told your story, OP:

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was gone. A few days later he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE, I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE
LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE.
SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME.... I FALL OFF TREE. I NO SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.

maryishere · 26-04-2014 12:17AM

dangerous things ladders. When I was working in Australia a few years ago, a colleagues husband fell off a ladder and was killed. Very sad.

le la rat · 26-04-2014 12:19AM

Well that is Duffy's first segment sorted out on Monday. Is the wasp ok?

Stavros Murphy · 26-04-2014 12:20AM

Seaneh wrote: »

I fell off a ladder about 20 meters off the ground yesterday (Thursday, not Friday, just to by awkward), but it was on a circuit at zipit in Tibradden Woods and I was attached to a fall-stop besides a second of brown pants before it broke my fall I experienced no harm.

Sorry op.

you did in your hoop. Unless it was a step ladder on an 18 meter building. 20 meter ladders don't exist. 10m is cack your pants territory.

Mariasofia · 26-04-2014 12:26AM

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Pfffft amature:p
Its... *ahem* OMGPMSLMFAOROTFL!!!!!

Soz.....

Lady Chatterton · 26-04-2014 12:26AM

Will you promise to ring Joe on Monday? Tell him you've no insurance and he might dip into the fund

Seriously, I wish you a speedy recovery Lapin

DEFTLEFTHAND · 26-04-2014 12:28AM

LMAO

I fell off a ladder today.

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