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At what age does a woman become a MILF or a GILF?

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    #62
    Please No Baby Jane!
    Registered Users Posts: 3 ✭Please No Baby Jane!


    Sam Quentin wrote: »
    'It does exactly what it says on the tin..... If she has a kid/kids and you think she is hot! well then she's a MILF, ok .. If she has Grand kids and you think she's hot! well then she is a GILF,.... BOOM BOOM Done and dusted.. NEXT

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    #63
    giant_midget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    Depends on what age you are yourself i suppose.

    Im 33 (man) women in their 30's are not Milf's and they are sad for thinking that they are. Milf's are sexy women in their 40's 50's NOT 30 something frumpy mammys :)

    Gilf's...No thanks..


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    #64
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    I am a dad so does that make me a DILF?

    But of course I can't call myself that as I don't want to make sweet love to myself...


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    #65
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I'm from the country so does that make me a CILF?


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    #66
    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Depends on if your fit


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    #67
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I'm from the country so does that make me a CILF?

    :)


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    #68
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    giant_midget wrote: »
    Depends on what age you are yourself i suppose.

    Im 33 (man) women in their 30's are not Milf's and they are sad for thinking that they are. Milf's are sexy women in their 40's 50's NOT 30 something frumpy mammys :)

    Gilf's...No thanks..

    So mammy's in their 30's are frumpy??? Define the word frumpy please if you will.


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    #69
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Define the word frumpy please if you will.

    An old fashioned country girl who rides a high nellie to mass.


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    #70
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    lukesmom wrote: »
    :)



    I meant cousin :). On a side note why are my smileys not working and I have to type them out?


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    #71
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    WikiHow wrote: »
    An old fashioned country girl who rides a high nellie to mass.

    Would also include an extra strong gusset on the knickers to stave off the shakes :)


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    #72
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    hard to beat the CHILF'S

    Caaavan heure i live f*ck


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    #73
    alexuszane
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭alexuszane


    Candie wrote: »
    Do you really know of loads of grandmothers in their 30's?

    Jus check out Jeremy Kyle, plenty


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    #74
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    lukesmom wrote: »
    So mammy's in their 30's are frumpy??? Define the word frumpy please if you will.

    look in the mirror dawg


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    #75
    Ring4Fea
    Registered Users Posts: 251 ✭✭Ring4Fea


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I'm from the country so does that make me a CILF?

    Dunno , but it likely makes you yummy. :D


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    #76
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I'm from the country so does that make me a CILF?

    Wtf is a CILF?


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    #77
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    If she has had a child and you want to **** her, she is a milf. If she has had a grandchild and you want to **** her, dhe is a gmilf.

    It's simple stuff.


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    #78
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Any women hear know any Dilf's or Gilf's? :)


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    #79
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Average Milf usually has a couple of teenage kids and is married to a professional, doctor or solicitor for eg. So I'd say those 5 years between 45 and 50.

    The working class milfs fair harsher, you know the type, a common accent and fag affected speaking voice. They don't have the means to artificially keep up their appearance as they age.


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    #80
    crockholm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Being a mother does not entitle one to be a milf,some become mothers at 15/16 and really should not be "ilf"d at all (that includes west dublin politicians).

    The process begins in a womans 30th birthday whereby she is a "yummy mummy, she then pupates between the ages of 35-38 into a milf (not to be confused with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front in the Southern Phillipines) and can remain in this stage until the age of 55 when she enters a cocoon and chrysalis occurs and finally a Beautiful GILF emerges.A gilf in the wild can expect 10 years of gilfdom,or up to 15 years in captivity with lots of botox and titty jobs.

    P.S.- lukesmom is a hottie-


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    #81
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users Posts: 1,934 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    WikiHow wrote: »
    If she is a grandmother she is a Gilf, that what put the G in Gilf.
    Not necessarily it is subjective. The M and G refer to Mother and Grandmother compared to yourself. So a 15 year old boy looking at his mate's 40 year old mother would consider her a milf but looking at his mate's 16 year old sister who happens to have a kid doesn't make her a milf or the mother a gilf.


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    #82
    Muppet Man
    Registered Users Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭Muppet Man


    We Defo need a minimum age for MILF though.... This is pretty shocking if true...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers

    Muppet man


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    #83
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    WikiHow wrote: »
    An old fashioned country girl who rides a high nellie to mass.

    And wears 3 layers of Mercy Convent Uniform all the time.


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    #84
    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    being a milf in the Philippines is a totally different thing!


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    #85
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    cabledude wrote: »

    Niamh from Fair City is a Milf.

    Only if f stands for 'fook out of a plane at 30,000 feet.'


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    #86
    cabledude
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    smcgiff wrote: »
    Only if f stands for 'fook out of a plane at 30,000 feet.'
    That is unfair. She is a very attractive woman. And is looking very well recently after losing weight.

    But, on the subject of Fair City actresses, Jane, played by Rachel Pilkington, is a total stunner. And improving with age. I can speak from experience here because I know her from secondary school.


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    #87
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    cabledude wrote: »
    That is unfair. She is a very attractive woman. And is looking very well recently after losing weight.

    I haven't seen her in person for over a year. Maybe she's improved, but for that to be confirmed I'd have to watch fair city, which is unlikely as I haven't seen her in that for even longer.


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    #88
    cabledude
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    smcgiff wrote: »
    I haven't seen her in person for over a year. Maybe she's improved, but for that to be confirmed I'd have to watch fair city, which is unlikely as I haven't seen her in that for even longer.
    Beauty is of course subjective.


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    #89
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    cabledude wrote: »
    Beauty is of course subjective.

    Hence my comment.


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    #90
    D1stant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    cabledude wrote: »
    That is unfair. She is a very attractive woman. And is looking very well recently after losing weight.

    But, on the subject of Fair City actresses, Jane, played by Rachel Pilkington, is a total stunner. And improving with age. I can speak from experience here because I her from secondary school.

    Mentioning FC is against the forum charter

    Banned


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    #91
    Ring4Fea
    Registered Users Posts: 251 ✭✭Ring4Fea


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Wtf is a CILF?



    Countrylass I'd Like to "Familiarise myself with"


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