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At what age does a woman become a MILF or a GILF?

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    #32
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I thought to be a gilf one has to be a grandmother?


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    #33
    Butterface
    Registered Users Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    Motherfuckers!!

    I'd go with 40+ on the MILF, and 60+ on the GILF.

    At an event a while back, I overheard a man who must have been pushing 50 call a woman who walked by a MILF... but like, she was younger than him..:confused:


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    #34
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Is at sign of getting older or a sign that you're watching too much porn that on a night out you immediately spot (and are drawn too) the MILF in the bar ahead of the stereotypical hot young one?


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    #35
    cabledude
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    WikiHow wrote: »
    I thought to be a gilf one has to be a grandmother?
    Not necessarily. I know a woman who is 42 and she is a grandmother. She is not a Gilf. Not by a long shot. She is definitely still in MILF territory.

    Its when the 50's are reached that it goes from Milf to Gilf.


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    #36
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    castletownman wrote: »
    Is at sign of getting older or a sign that you're watching too much porn that on a night out you immediately spot (and are drawn too) the MILF in the bar ahead of the
    stereotypical hot young one?

    You've seriously been missing out if that's your thinking!


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    #37
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Case in point of someone who could fall into both categories: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Hartley


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    #38
    cabledude
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    castletownman wrote: »
    Is at sign of getting older or a sign that you're watching too much porn that on a night out you immediately spot (and are drawn too) the MILF in the bar ahead of the stereotypical hot young one?
    Absolutely not. I would take the MILF any day over the young one.

    I have a brother and he is a divil for chatting up MILFs. Of course, hes not right in the head anyway, but that is irrelevant. He is a prison officer. That place is after breaking his brain.


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    #39
    Sir Arthur Daley
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    cabledude wrote: »
    Not necessarily. I know a woman who is 42 and she is a grandmother. She is not a Gilf.


    If she is a grandmother she is a Gilf, that what put the G in Gilf.


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    #40
    cabledude
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    WikiHow wrote: »
    If she is a grandmother she is a Gilf, that what put the G in Gilf.
    If you saw this woman, you would mark her as a MILF. Believe me.

    Its totally subjective of course, but, I would only consider a woman as moving into GILF'ness when she hits 55 yrs.


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    #41
    cabledude
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    castletownman wrote: »
    Case in point of someone who could fall into both categories: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Hartley
    No, she is definitely a GILF.....

    Niamh from Fair City is a Milf.

    Dolores would be in Gilf territory, if you were that way inclined. Which I'm not BTW.


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    #42
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    33. I'm a great man for the older ladies, 30 to 40 is my favourite age range so it is


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    #43
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    cabledude wrote: »

    Dolores would be in Gilf territory

    The tide wouldnt take her out.


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    #44
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Echo test, or vaginal whistle test, if you can get a g minor our of her shes still a milf.

    E minor would be your jailbait.
    E major is octomom or Joanna Lumley.


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    #45
    Ann Landers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Ann Landers


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    I know I've probably opened up a whole can of worms here but I think we all know that this matter has been the elephant in the room for some time now, so let's get it sorted out here and now.

    Yes, this is a matter of great importance.


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    #46
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    Ann Landers wrote: »
    Yes, this is a matter of great importance.

    I disagree.

    It is the matter of utmost importance.


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    #47
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    There is no age, a milf becomes a gilf when she becomes a grandmother.


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    #48
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    WikiHow wrote: »
    There is no age, a milf becomes a gilf when she becomes a grandmother.

    pr0n contradicts this, hence the need for a defined standard.


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    #49
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    What does the letter G in Gilf stand for?


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    #50
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    WikiHow wrote: »
    What does the letter G in Gilf stand for?

    I hear you, I really do. But we can't have younger GILFs than MILFs can we?

    Think of the confusion that would cause!


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    #51
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Cartoon_Head wrote: »
    I hear you, I really do. But we can't have younger GILFs than MILFs can we?


    We cant stop them riding.
    Think of the confusion that would cause!

    I would not complain.


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    #52
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    WikiHow wrote: »
    We cant stop them riding.

    And we wouldn't want to.
    I would not complain.

    I know, you seem pretty cool about it but it's that whole lamb or mutton thing that might piss some people off. Well mutton or old mutton really, people expect to get the advertised goods.


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    #53
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Gilfs will only outbeat Milfs for a short period of time, let them have their glory, warpaint has its limitations.


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    #54
    Ring4Fea
    Registered Users Posts: 251 ✭✭Ring4Fea


    If a woman gives birth the first time after she's turned 60 maybe you don't want her becoming a Gilf.

    Especially if her daughters follow suit.

    Meanwhile I still would happily drill Valerie Bertinelli and Tara Fitzgerald's and Carla Gugino's oil.


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    #55
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    WikiHow wrote: »
    The tide wouldnt take her out.

    Des Kelly wouldnt lay her


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    #56
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Julianne Moore = MILF

    Helen Mirren = GILF


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    #57
    Maximus Alexander
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    lukesmom wrote: »
    Theoretically speaking I could be both a milf and a gilf in my 30's.

    A m'gilf

    You can't refer to yourself as a MILF though!

    Or, well... I suppose you could if you're craving a bit of 'you' time.


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    #58
    Sam Quentin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,223 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    'It does exactly what it says on the tin..... If she has a kid/kids and you think she is hot! well then she's a MILF, ok .. If she has Grand kids and you think she's hot! well then she is a GILF,.... BOOM BOOM Done and dusted.. NEXT


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    #59
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Candie wrote: »
    Do you really know of loads of grandmothers in their 30's?

    He lives in Liverpool so probably he does


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    #60
    Santa Cruz
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    Sam Quentin wrote: »
    'It does exactly what it says on the tin..... If she has a kid/kids and you think she is hot! well then she's a MILF, ok .. If she has Grand kids and you think she's hot! well then she is a GILF,.... BOOM BOOM Done and dusted.. NEXT


    A GGILF?


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    #61
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,268 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    The meaning of MILF has always been a woman who has children your own age and thus one man's MILF is potentially another man's GILF. MILFs can also be cougars, but not always.


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