At what age does a woman become a MILF or a GILF?

Firewalkwithme

This question has been on my mind recently and I think it's about time an ISO or ANSI standard was drawn up to fully regulate the usage of these terms relating to sexually attractive older women.

The first question is obvious, at what age does a mother become a MILF? Since there are plenty of teenage mothers around, the term somehow doesn't seem appropriate when applied to them. Also, can a woman be a MILF without being a Mother? If not the should those women be referred to as "mature" and again at what age are they "mature"?

The GILF question is even more complex however. Again the problem of whether the woman in question is actually a grandparent arises but there are other issues too. For example, some GILF's could be far younger that some MILF's and that doesn't make any sense to me. For example, there are plenty of grandmothers in their early 30's so how do we classify them?

I know I've probably opened up a whole can of worms here but I think we all know that this matter has been the elephant in the room for some time now, so let's get it sorted out here and now.

Thank you for reading.

Do you really know of loads of grandmothers in their 30's?

Firewalkwithme

Candie wrote: »

Do you really know of loads of grandmothers in their 30's?

Yes, there are plenty, do the maths.

Or read the Daily Mail, whatever is easier.

Muise...

It's not her age that determines it; it's the age her son's friends are when they first notice her boobs. This can be anything from 7 to 70.

alchemist33

I think the ILF criterion is far more important than the G or M ones.

The Backwards Man

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

Yes, there are plenty, do the maths.

Or read the Daily Mail, whatever is easier.

I know which one is more beneficial to my brain.:pac:

kneemos

What does an Elephant call the Elephant in the room.

hjkl

MILF stands for - Mother I'd Love to ****. So a milf is any good looking mother.

major bill

When she is a grandmother!!!

Jesus people

The Diabolical Monocle

Addition of inverse values based on age vs tightnicity of clam.

humbert

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

Yes, there are plenty, do the maths.

Or read the Daily Mail, whatever is easier.

The opening post is woeful drivel but that's a classic.

GLaDOS

You just need to ask Skwisgaar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3l9IN287kY

Sir Arthur Daley

Hard to beat a fresh ggilf.

wandatowell

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Addition of inverse values based on age vs tightnicity of clam.

Beautiful.

Jake Rugby Walrus666

28.

Artful_Badger

Its not about age and its not about being a mother or grandmother. Its about how they look. A hot mature looking woman is a milf, a hot mature looking woman that's gettin on a bit is a gilf.

Stavros Murphy

Or a MIFL, the not so good sort...munter I f**** locked.

le la rat

The golden Girls were serious Gilfage

cabledude

A woman over 35 who has kids can be called a Milf.

Gilf is a blanket term for fit looking 55 yrs+ women....

lukesmom

cabledude wrote: »

A woman over 35 who has kids can be called a Milf.

Gilf is a blanket term for fit looking 55 yrs+ women....

Not true I'm a milf and younger than 35

cabledude

lukesmom wrote: »

Not true I'm a milf and younger than 35

Proof or its bull manure

lukesmom

cabledude wrote: »

Proof or its bull manure

And I could become a gilf in my 30's but hopefully my son remembers to cover up

anncoates

Whenever I hear either phrase I think of cerebrally inert Pepsi Msx advert geezers with bandannas high-fiving each other.

For Forks Sake

lukesmom wrote: »

Not true I'm a milf and younger than 35

Ilf-age is subjective, you'll need to provide proof or I'm calling shenanigans on your claims

Cork boy 55

Have you tried contacting your local TD?
I contacted Michael McGrath FF TD in Cork South Central
but got no reply.

He is an expert in matter
http://www.dailyedge.ie/michael-mcgrath-milf-facebook-hack-1180951-Nov2013/

PizzamanIRL

If Cos(Age) x Sin400 = 0 then she is a GILF

cabledude

lukesmom wrote: »

And I could become a gilf in my 30's but hopefully my son remembers to cover up

You can't be a GILF in your 30's. You'd still be a MILF.

cabledude

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Ilf-age is subjective, you'll need to provide proof or I'm calling shenanigans on your claims

Correct. Lukesmom has been called out twice now......

lukesmom

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Ilf-age is subjective, you'll need to provide proof or I'm calling shenanigans on your claims

Will just have to take my word for it that I'm not a dog

lukesmom

cabledude wrote: »

You can't be a GILF in your 30's. You'd still be a MILF.

Theoretically speaking I could be both a milf and a gilf in my 30's.

A m'gilf

cabledude

lukesmom wrote: »

Theoretically speaking I could be both a milf and a gilf in my 30's.

A m'gilf

You are confusing the boundaries there. You are either 1 or the other. Like being pregnant. You either are or you're not. No halfway house.

Sir Arthur Daley

I thought to be a gilf one has to be a grandmother?

Butterface

Motherfuckers!!

I'd go with 40+ on the MILF, and 60+ on the GILF.

At an event a while back, I overheard a man who must have been pushing 50 call a woman who walked by a MILF... but like, she was younger than him..

castletownman

Is at sign of getting older or a sign that you're watching too much porn that on a night out you immediately spot (and are drawn too) the MILF in the bar ahead of the stereotypical hot young one?

cabledude

WikiHow wrote: »

I thought to be a gilf one has to be a grandmother?

Not necessarily. I know a woman who is 42 and she is a grandmother. She is not a Gilf. Not by a long shot. She is definitely still in MILF territory.

Its when the 50's are reached that it goes from Milf to Gilf.

BillyMitchel

castletownman wrote: »

Is at sign of getting older or a sign that you're watching too much porn that on a night out you immediately spot (and are drawn too) the MILF in the bar ahead of the
stereotypical hot young one?

You've seriously been missing out if that's your thinking!

castletownman

Case in point of someone who could fall into both categories: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Hartley

cabledude

castletownman wrote: »

Is at sign of getting older or a sign that you're watching too much porn that on a night out you immediately spot (and are drawn too) the MILF in the bar ahead of the stereotypical hot young one?

Absolutely not. I would take the MILF any day over the young one.

I have a brother and he is a divil for chatting up MILFs. Of course, hes not right in the head anyway, but that is irrelevant. He is a prison officer. That place is after breaking his brain.

Sir Arthur Daley

cabledude wrote: »

Not necessarily. I know a woman who is 42 and she is a grandmother. She is not a Gilf.

If she is a grandmother she is a Gilf, that what put the G in Gilf.

cabledude

WikiHow wrote: »

If she is a grandmother she is a Gilf, that what put the G in Gilf.

If you saw this woman, you would mark her as a MILF. Believe me.

Its totally subjective of course, but, I would only consider a woman as moving into GILF'ness when she hits 55 yrs.

cabledude

castletownman wrote: »

Case in point of someone who could fall into both categories: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Hartley

No, she is definitely a GILF.....

Niamh from Fair City is a Milf.

Dolores would be in Gilf territory, if you were that way inclined. Which I'm not BTW.

orangesoda

33. I'm a great man for the older ladies, 30 to 40 is my favourite age range so it is

Sir Arthur Daley

cabledude wrote: »

Dolores would be in Gilf territory

The tide wouldnt take her out.

The Diabolical Monocle

Echo test, or vaginal whistle test, if you can get a g minor our of her shes still a milf.

E minor would be your jailbait.
E major is octomom or Joanna Lumley.

Ann Landers

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

I know I've probably opened up a whole can of worms here but I think we all know that this matter has been the elephant in the room for some time now, so let's get it sorted out here and now.

Yes, this is a matter of great importance.

Firewalkwithme

Ann Landers wrote: »

Yes, this is a matter of great importance.

I disagree.

It is the matter of utmost importance.

Sir Arthur Daley

There is no age, a milf becomes a gilf when she becomes a grandmother.

Firewalkwithme

WikiHow wrote: »

There is no age, a milf becomes a gilf when she becomes a grandmother.

pr0n contradicts this, hence the need for a defined standard.

Sir Arthur Daley

What does the letter G in Gilf stand for?

Firewalkwithme

WikiHow wrote: »

What does the letter G in Gilf stand for?

I hear you, I really do. But we can't have younger GILFs than MILFs can we?

Think of the confusion that would cause!

Sir Arthur Daley

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

I hear you, I really do. But we can't have younger GILFs than MILFs can we?

We cant stop them riding.

Think of the confusion that would cause!

I would not complain.