At what age does a woman become a MILF or a GILF?

Firewalkwithme

This question has been on my mind recently and I think it's about time an ISO or ANSI standard was drawn up to fully regulate the usage of these terms relating to sexually attractive older women.

The first question is obvious, at what age does a mother become a MILF? Since there are plenty of teenage mothers around, the term somehow doesn't seem appropriate when applied to them. Also, can a woman be a MILF without being a Mother? If not the should those women be referred to as "mature" and again at what age are they "mature"?

The GILF question is even more complex however. Again the problem of whether the woman in question is actually a grandparent arises but there are other issues too. For example, some GILF's could be far younger that some MILF's and that doesn't make any sense to me. For example, there are plenty of grandmothers in their early 30's so how do we classify them?

I know I've probably opened up a whole can of worms here but I think we all know that this matter has been the elephant in the room for some time now, so let's get it sorted out here and now.

Thank you for reading.

Do you really know of loads of grandmothers in their 30's?

Firewalkwithme

Candie wrote: »

Do you really know of loads of grandmothers in their 30's?

Yes, there are plenty, do the maths.

Or read the Daily Mail, whatever is easier.

Muise...

It's not her age that determines it; it's the age her son's friends are when they first notice her boobs. This can be anything from 7 to 70.

alchemist33

I think the ILF criterion is far more important than the G or M ones.

The Backwards Man

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

Yes, there are plenty, do the maths.

Or read the Daily Mail, whatever is easier.

I know which one is more beneficial to my brain.:pac:

kneemos

What does an Elephant call the Elephant in the room.

hjkl

MILF stands for - Mother I'd Love to ****. So a milf is any good looking mother.

major bill

When she is a grandmother!!!

Jesus people

The Diabolical Monocle

Addition of inverse values based on age vs tightnicity of clam.

humbert

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

Yes, there are plenty, do the maths.

Or read the Daily Mail, whatever is easier.

The opening post is woeful drivel but that's a classic.

GLaDOS

You just need to ask Skwisgaar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3l9IN287kY

Sir Arthur Daley

Hard to beat a fresh ggilf.

wandatowell

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Addition of inverse values based on age vs tightnicity of clam.

Beautiful.

Jake Rugby Walrus666

28.

Artful_Badger

Its not about age and its not about being a mother or grandmother. Its about how they look. A hot mature looking woman is a milf, a hot mature looking woman that's gettin on a bit is a gilf.

Stavros Murphy

Or a MIFL, the not so good sort...munter I f**** locked.

le la rat

The golden Girls were serious Gilfage

cabledude

A woman over 35 who has kids can be called a Milf.

Gilf is a blanket term for fit looking 55 yrs+ women....

lukesmom

cabledude wrote: »

A woman over 35 who has kids can be called a Milf.

Gilf is a blanket term for fit looking 55 yrs+ women....

Not true I'm a milf and younger than 35

cabledude

lukesmom wrote: »

Not true I'm a milf and younger than 35

Proof or its bull manure

lukesmom

cabledude wrote: »

Proof or its bull manure

And I could become a gilf in my 30's but hopefully my son remembers to cover up

anncoates

Whenever I hear either phrase I think of cerebrally inert Pepsi Msx advert geezers with bandannas high-fiving each other.

For Forks Sake

lukesmom wrote: »

Not true I'm a milf and younger than 35

Ilf-age is subjective, you'll need to provide proof or I'm calling shenanigans on your claims

Cork boy 55

Have you tried contacting your local TD?
I contacted Michael McGrath FF TD in Cork South Central
but got no reply.

He is an expert in matter
http://www.dailyedge.ie/michael-mcgrath-milf-facebook-hack-1180951-Nov2013/

PizzamanIRL

If Cos(Age) x Sin400 = 0 then she is a GILF

cabledude

lukesmom wrote: »

And I could become a gilf in my 30's but hopefully my son remembers to cover up

You can't be a GILF in your 30's. You'd still be a MILF.

cabledude

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Ilf-age is subjective, you'll need to provide proof or I'm calling shenanigans on your claims

Correct. Lukesmom has been called out twice now......

lukesmom

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Ilf-age is subjective, you'll need to provide proof or I'm calling shenanigans on your claims

Will just have to take my word for it that I'm not a dog

lukesmom

cabledude wrote: »

You can't be a GILF in your 30's. You'd still be a MILF.

Theoretically speaking I could be both a milf and a gilf in my 30's.

A m'gilf

cabledude

lukesmom wrote: »

Theoretically speaking I could be both a milf and a gilf in my 30's.

A m'gilf

You are confusing the boundaries there. You are either 1 or the other. Like being pregnant. You either are or you're not. No halfway house.