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A story in six words

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    #7652
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    To waver in defeat and die


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    #7653
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Fool fell for the sucker punch.


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    #7654
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Fool fell for the sucker punch.

    He then became a nudist lecturer


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    #7655
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became a nudist lecturer

    He reassessed outings on chilly days.


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    #7656
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Fool fell for the sucker punch.

    phil hogan swears it was golf


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    #7657
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Fool fell for the sucker punch.

    He shook hands with the devil


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    #7658
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    phil hogan swears it was golf

    "It was ****ing golf!" he said.


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    #7659
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became a nudist lecturer

    At the local all girls convent


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    #7660
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    He shook hands with the devil

    He quickly applied frozen peas afterwards.


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    #7661
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became a nudist lecturer

    After saying mass on a sunday


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    #7662
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    At the local all girls convent

    The mother superior was not pleased


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    #7663
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He reassessed outings on chilly days.

    So Santa's sleight had no insurance


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    #7664
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    At the local all girls convent

    Sitting in isolated cell he imagined.


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    #7665
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mother superior was not pleased

    He never included her at all.


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    #7666
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He reassessed outings on chilly days.

    Frostbite of the penis. Ice lolly


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    #7667
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    So Santa's sleight had no insurance

    Suit was hot in 40c temperatures.


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    #7668
    StevenToast
    Registered Users Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    Ryan Tubridy??Dainty little bugger, ya?

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



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    #7669
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Frostbite of the penis. Ice lolly

    Will someone lick his lolly better?


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    #7670
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "It was ****ing golf!" he said.

    He could've said mass...nobody cared


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    #7671
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    "It was ****ing golf!" he said.

    He enjoyed the meal after thought


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    #7672
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He quickly applied frozen peas afterwards.

    When she turned out as he


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    #7673
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    He could've said mass...nobody cared

    Crucify the git they all chanted.


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    #7674
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He quickly applied frozen peas afterwards.

    But the swelling did still remain


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    #7675
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mother superior was not pleased

    She was expecting something much bigger


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    #7676
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    But the swelling did still remain

    An old war wound, I'll pretend.


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    #7677
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    She was expecting something much bigger

    The plastic ring looked quite dull.


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    #7678
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mother superior was not pleased

    Nobody will believe her immaculate conception


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    #7679
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Nobody will believe her immaculate conception

    Why did I ever become Buddhist?


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    #7680
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sitting in isolated cell he imagined.

    A few beers and a stripper


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    #7681
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sitting in isolated cell he imagined.

    That someday he would be governer


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