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A story in six words

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    #3932
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Kylta wrote: »
    Impossible you can't shut up mother-in-laws[/QUOTE

    Always possible when buried face down

    If she talks sh¡t... wont work


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    #3933
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Kylta wrote: »
    Impossible you can't shut up mother-in-laws[/QUOTE

    Always possible when buried face down

    On an isolated boggy mountain ditch


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    #3934
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    You are responsible for my nightmares

    Blame your wife.. its her mother


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    #3935
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Her debut in porn was average
    Considering her looks it was miraculous


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    #3936
    dohouch
    Registered Users Posts: 1,532 ✭✭✭dohouch


    Customer care = problem distancing

    We're not suffering, only complaining 😞



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    #3937
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Considering her looks it was miraculous

    Ugly people need to masturbate too


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    #3938
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Considering her looks it was miraculous

    Everybody looks beautiful from behind spectacles


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    #3939
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My body froze with her warmth


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    #3940
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I knelt and bowed my head


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    #3941
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    How complicated can a hermit be?


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    #3942
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    I knelt and bowed my head
    And begged for forgiveness for my sins


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    #3943
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    How complicated can a hermit be?
    It depends on his life's ambitions.


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    #3944
    darlett
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭darlett


    Strawberry pickers? DISGRACEFUL!

    Me??? Sore back...


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    #3945
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    And begged for forgiveness for my sins

    Absolution comes from your own soul


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    #3946
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    It depends on his life's ambitions.

    My sole purpose is to live


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    #3947
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    darlett wrote: »
    Strawberry pickers? DISGRACEFUL!

    Me??? Sore back...

    picking gooseberries leads straight to chiropractor


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    #3948
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    My sole purpose is to live
    Work to live not vice versa


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    #3949
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    darlett wrote: »
    Strawberry pickers? DISGRACEFUL!

    Me??? Sore back...
    Stay away from "Strawberry Fields Forever"


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtUH9z_Oey8


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    #3950
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Work to live not vice versa

    To live is to be free


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    #3951
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Stay away from "Strawberry Fields Forever"

    Exotic creatures exists in strange meadows


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    #3952
    Banana Republic.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭Banana Republic.


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The steamed bat was slightly under-cooked.

    The animal inside me grows daily


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    #3953
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Banana Republic. wrote: »
    The animal inside me grows daily

    Feed.. satisfy your human blood lust


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    #3954
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    What is to stop an encyclopaedia?

    Fire.. it turns words to ashes


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    #3955
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    You need to cross the sea


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    #3956
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    This is not what I like


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    #3957
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Our friendship teetered on the brink


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    #3958
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The caterpillar would cry with joy


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    #3959
    Banana Republic.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭Banana Republic.


    Kylta wrote: »
    Feed.. satisfy your human blood lust

    I think you like this thread


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    #3960
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Banana Republic. wrote: »
    I think you like this thread

    It keeps my brain ticking over


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    #3961
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Banana Republic. wrote: »
    I think you like this thread

    It brings out the inner philosopher


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