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A story in six words

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    #3662
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Please believe me, I'm a politician

    You lie, Pinocchio syndrome, nose grew


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    #3663
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    You lie, Pinocchio syndrome, nose grew
    Geppetto always believed in pinocchio's stories


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    #3664
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    :pac::pac:
    Kylta wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=


    Seagull soup not good for diabetics

    Flattery will get you nowhere Princess


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    #3665
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    :pac::pac:

    Flattery will get you nowhere Princess

    I succeed on wits and charm


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    #3666
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Geppetto always believed in pinocchio's stories

    A weird relationship wood and lies


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    #3667
    dinneenp
    Registered Users Posts: 8,100 ✭✭✭dinneenp


    Excruciating, blinding pain. Welcome to Hell.


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    #3668
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    :pac::pac:

    Flattery will get you nowhere Princess

    Princess never, genius debatable, man definitely


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    #3669
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    dinneenp wrote: »
    Excruciating, blinding pain. Welcome to Hell.

    just another visit with the in-laws


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    #3670
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    just another visit with the in-laws
    The Spanish Inquisition much more desirable


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    #3671
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Woman Hitler anagram for a Mother-in-Law


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    #3672
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The Spanish Inquisition much more desirable

    Ahh... nightmares of fun and games


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    #3673
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Woman Hitler anagram for a Mother-in-Law

    Are you thinking of halloween again


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    #3674
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Through the keyhole the light diminished


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    #3675
    FortuneChip
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    Is this Coronavirus stuff over yet?


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    #3676
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    We've only just begun the struggles


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    #3677
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    FortuneChip wrote: »
    Is this Coronavirus stuff over yet?

    Yes. Product rebrand its called covid-19


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    #3678
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    We've only just begun the struggles

    What would life be without struggles


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    #3679
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    FortuneChip wrote: »
    Is this Coronavirus stuff over yet?
    I'm in isolation have'nt heard anything


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    #3680
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Viagra taken.. I'm totally solid now


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    #3681
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Viagra taken.. I'm totally solid now
    Took one. No water. Stiff neck.


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    #3682
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Took one. No water. Stiff neck.

    Swallowed pill, No company, Sore hands


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    #3683
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Swallowed pill, No company, Sore hands
    Changing hands will alleviate these symptoms


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    #3684
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Changing hands will alleviate these symptoms

    Damage done. Wrist bandaged, Head wrecked.


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    #3685
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Tomorrow is another day. Be patient.


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    #3686
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Tomorrow is another day. Be patient.

    Tomorrow brings life's next exciting adventure


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    #3687
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Our ship sailed over rusty nails


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    #3688
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Our ship sailed over rusty nails
    Tore the bottom open. We sunk.


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    #3689
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Tore the bottom open. We sunk.

    Cannot trust the internet. Dodgy deals


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    #3690
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Found a nice tree noose appropriate


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    #3691
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Autoerotic asphyxiation early in the morning


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