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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Trust is the naive man's downfall


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Strang times in the emerald isle


  • Registered Users Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Esho


    Chinese corona fatality walks after month ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Land of 100,000 welcomes needs borders


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    Thought about contributing. Couldn't be arsed.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Social ......Distancing......Being......Practised......on......Boards.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Here's to the boys of Kilmichael


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I've funds galore but nowhere opened


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Leprechauns final residents of mediocre society


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I don't want to die yet


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I'm hungry, please feed the animals


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Pigs eat donuts rats eat cheese


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Night gathers now my screaming begins


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Night gathers now my screaming begins

    My face has a psychotic smile


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Best get back to work so


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    It's too late to apologize Princess


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Best get back to work so

    Gotta chop, gotta cleave, gotta mutilate


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It's too late to apologize Princess

    Sorry won't quench my insatiable desires


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Nobody listened to the beavers song


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    At night all birds are black


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭✭Danzy


    I coughed, she cried, love died.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Nature's fantastic masturbating machine, the octopus


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Nature's fantastic masturbating machine, the octopus
    You cannot beat the rampant rabbit


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    You cannot beat the rampant rabbit

    I'll debate that, said the greyhound


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    I'll debate that, said the greyhound
    Greyhounds have not the staying power


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    This greyhounds power possesses nuclear energy


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Duracell Bunnies will last and last


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Duracell Bunnies will last and last

    Not if you take batteries out


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Not if you take batteries out
    Washing machines extended rinse cycle, devine


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Actually I've nothing left to utter


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