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    #3602
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Actually I've nothing left to utter
    A closed mouth catches no flies


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    #3603
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    A closed mouth catches no flies

    Mouth agog swallows loads of bluebottles


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    #3604
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Exercise machine a magnificent shape changer


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    #3605
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Kylta wrote: »
    Exercise machine a magnificent shape changer
    Not as efficient as Big Macs


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    #3606
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The cows destiny, is McDonalds profit


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    #3607
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Sausage Assault, Carrot helping with Enquiries.


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    #3608
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Do carrots really improve your eyesight.


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    #3609
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Do carrots really improve your eyesight.

    Definitely if kept away from eyeballs


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    #3610
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Eyeballs are very sensitive to vegetables


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    #3611
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Eyeballs and carrots a perfect pie


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    #3612
    Danzy
    Registered Users Posts: 13,383 ✭✭✭✭Danzy


    I ate eight eye pies, aye.


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    #3613
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Aye me hearty that be great


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    #3614
    wrestlemaniac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭wrestlemaniac


    He came, he saw, not his


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    #3615
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    wrestlemaniac wrote: »
    He came, he saw, not his
    He was arrested charged and convicted


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    #3616
    wrestlemaniac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭wrestlemaniac


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    He was arrested charged and convicted

    The postman always delivers... Pat Mustard


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    #3617
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    wrestlemaniac wrote: »
    The postman always delivers... Pat Mustard

    Postman pat snagged his milk round


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    #3618
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    The cream rises to the top


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    #3619
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hairy arsed baboon is my successor


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    #3620
    wrestlemaniac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭wrestlemaniac


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    The cream rises to the top

    The pussycat got the cream.. Mmm


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    #3621
    wrestlemaniac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭wrestlemaniac


    Kylta wrote: »
    Hairy arsed baboon is my successor

    A famous quote from Barack Obama


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    #3622
    minikin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    Virus grew. Weak removed. Herd stronger.


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    #3623
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    minikin wrote: »
    Virus grew. Weak removed. Herd stronger.

    Germ died, Timid survived, Life thrived


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    #3624
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    minikin wrote: »
    Virus grew. Weak removed. Herd stronger.
    Virus spread. Poor died. Rich survived


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    #3625
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    wrestlemaniac wrote: »
    A famous quote from Barack Obama

    Is feidir linn.. you multitalented lunatics


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    #3626
    brianblaze
    Registered Users Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭brianblaze


    Trust me, I'm a doctor... Whoops


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    #3627
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    brianblaze wrote: »
    Trust me, I'm a doctor... Whoops

    Said the inmate to the psychiatrist


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    #3628
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    brianblaze wrote: »
    Trust me, I'm a doctor... Whoops
    Said the Taoiseach to the patient


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    #3629
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Said the Taoiseach to the patient

    The doppelgangers lie was so convincing


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    #3630
    Citizenpain
    Registered Users Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭Citizenpain


    Parent, work, parent, work, parent, boards


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    #3631
    brianblaze
    Registered Users Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭brianblaze


    Kylta wrote: »
    The doppelgangers lie was so convincing

    You again?

    Not me, you!

    No!!!!


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