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Predict a future technology

  • 14-03-2014 10:35pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭


    So what does the future hold...I'll go first
    Medi-kit
    Basic emergency medical procedures can be preformed by anyone using this kit, holographic display glasses, with basic meds and tools etc, just like the emergency defibrillators Ring 999, they will give you a code to open the kit, or can be bought privately too.
    It will be something like google glasses, put them on and you will see a superimposed holographic image onto the patient with instructions through a ear piece which will talk you through the procedure.

    Well crackpot or not?


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Sexbots


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    A lie detector app or something of the sorts...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Space Elevator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭toddunctious


    Zero gravity bed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    quantum electronics.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,919 ✭✭✭Odelay


    Smelly vision


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    nuclear powered strap ons


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Iphone version 5032s


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    DIY Home Zombie Apocalypse Kit.

    For just $49.99 you can replicate the end of the world in the safety of your own backyard.

    Note: Crossbow and related paraphernalia sold separately. Strictly 13+


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ThirdMan


    Around the world: Hoverboards.

    Ireland: 3G.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    Zero calorie treat food.


    It will however cause heart attacks. Slight side effect, but at least you won't get fat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Hangover free beer followed by the ruination of humanity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Dancing trousers (TM), never again will I be stuck when a tango breaks out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Hangover free beer followed by the ruination of humanity.


    You'd have just eliminated the major physical side effect of Irelands greatest social lubricant.

    This would be greater than a cure for cancer and aids combined


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Broadband. That's actually available. Ok, that's probably a bit far-fetched, but I live to dream.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Microwave bed..8 hrs sleep in 2 mins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,676 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    TV and movies promised us we'd be flying around in hover cars by now, and yet I'm still waiting. I demand my hover car!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    A mood changer, some kinda device that you hit a button and changes your brainwaves or whatever (I let some one else figure that out) to happy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    This would be greater than a cure for cancer and aids combined

    Au contraire Rodders, t'would be the ruination of the nation. I read it in an Asterix The Gaul book that a potion that cured hangovers led to the downfall of the Roman Empire because everybody was drunk all the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Teleportation.

    Imagine never again having to rely on public transport, no more dependency on fossil and biofuels, no stress filled traffic jams, imagine you could go to the bar, set your teleportation device to zap you back home to your bed at closing time. It'd do away with the need for e-mail and social networking when you could deliver the message in person!

    And before some smartarse pips up that it'd be popular for burglars, I imagine in implementing the technology that they'd have built in security that you couldn't just beam into your neighbours house, borrow a cup of sugar, and beam out again... :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    beano345 wrote: »
    A mood changer, some kinda device that you hit a button and changes your brainwaves or whatever (I let some one else figure that out) to happy

    Womenn have them, a vibrator.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Womenn have them, a vibrator.

    I was kinda thinking of a tazer type thing you zap yourself with!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Alpha Dog 1


    3d printed homes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    Robots who are cops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Teleportation.

    Imagine never again having to rely on public transport, no more dependency on fossil and biofuels, no stress filled traffic jams, imagine you could go to the bar, set your teleportation device to zap you back home to your bed at closing time. It'd do away with the need for e-mail and social networking when you could deliver the message in person!

    And before some smartarse pips up that it'd be popular for burglars, I imagine in implementing the technology that they'd have built in security that you couldn't just beam into your neighbours house, borrow a cup of sugar, and beam out again... :D
    Already been done.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Robots who are cops.
    Cool. They could be called copbots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    A machine that cleans your teeth thoroughly in seconds. Can't believe we're still scrubbing away with toothbrushes in 2014!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A machine that cleans your teeth thoroughly in seconds. Can't believe we're still scrubbing away with toothbrushes in 2014!
    I have a vibrating contraption for mine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I'll just be happy with hoverboards tbh


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    beano345 wrote: »
    A mood changer, some kinda device that you hit a button and changes your brainwaves or whatever (I let some one else figure that out) to happy


    Pills?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    Pills?

    Yeah except without the come down and jaw grinding!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    (i hope) a car in which the steering wheel and pedals can move from the right hand side to the left at the click of a switch, it'll make driving on the continent much easier


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Technophobe


    I have a funny feeling that some super car will be invented.. Something like a de Lorean that can time travel..
    ...nah probably not...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Prints page.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭YbFocus


    Real time location info on all aircraft, the unturnoffable type.

    Not like the old one that anyone could switch off.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    I have a vibrating contraption for mine.


    Yes but these vibrating toothcleanermacgooglelators still involve moving the feckin' thing around the mouth. Had one and hated it as well. Something you can stick in your gob (oooh patron etc etc) that does the job in second. Like one of them snazzy Dyson hand dryers that dry your hands with one insert. Ye dig?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Bolt cutters that turn into handcuffs when used by low-life bicycle thieves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    beano345 wrote: »
    A mood changer, some kinda device that you hit a button and changes your brainwaves or whatever (I let some one else figure that out) to happy

    We have that already, it's called booze.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    A force field that covers your body so if you fall it 100% protects you from injury, or a mouthpiece that works like a fishes gills so you can breath underwater without having the need of oxygen tanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    I reckon there will be holographic cinema/TVs sit there and the technology fills the room somehow.

    As much of a gimmick as 3D is the jump in quality between say watching Gravity and watching Jaws 3D thirty odd years ago is staggering. So 50 years from now who knows.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    A machine that cleans your teeth thoroughly in seconds. Can't believe we're still scrubbing away with toothbrushes in 2014!

    I have a vibrating contraption for mine.

    WikiHow wrote: »
    Womenn have them, a vibrator.


    Puts a whole different spin on "Oral B" :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    I have a vibrating contraption for mine.

    The joys of dentures.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    All electronics will harvest energy from around them with the main supplementing if more power is needed. Also tables that let you put your TV on them and electricity will flow through the base (this kind of exists already but is being focused for recharging batteries). No more wires.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    Extremely fast travel in tubes. West Coast of Ireland to New York in an hour job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    3d printed homes.

    ziedth wrote: »
    I reckon there will be holographic cinema/TVs sit there and the technology fills the room somehow.

    As much of a gimmick as 3D is the jump in quality between say watching Gravity and watching Jaws 3D thirty odd years ago is staggering. So 50 years from now who knows.

    All electronics will harvest energy from around them with the main supplementing if more power is needed. Also tables that let you put your TV on them and electricity will flow through the base (this kind of exists already but is being focused for recharging batteries). No more wires.


    Solar powered 3D printed homes with holographic walls, floors, and ceilings for the totally immersive experience! Wake up in the morning and don't like the colour of your walls? Change them, change your whole surroundings to the virtual tour of the Grand Canyon! Imagine taking a shower surrounded by scenery from Niagra Falls, then kicking back James and the Giant Peach style to explore the fascinating world of insects from the comfort of your living room... :D

    Only to be interrupted by your boss projecting into your home and telling you get back to work :(

    Needs more thought... :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    A 3d printer which prints 3d printers .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    Extremely fast travel in tubes. West Coast of Ireland to New York in an hour job.

    Like a blow dart pipe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,455 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    Sooner or later, we'll run out of space to inter our dead.

    After that, we'll end up doing what we will also end up doing with the rest of our, forgive the term, remains. Rubbish, random crap, unusable byproducts.

    Into the sun will it all go. The tech to do that cost-effectively. That's going to be worth a bloody fortune.

    Not my idea, various sci-fi books/shows/etc have referenced it at times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,206 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    Cloning someone to go to work for me. Preferably to be invented before 10 am tomorrow.


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