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Predict a future technology

  • 14-03-2014 11:35PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭


    So what does the future hold...I'll go first
    Medi-kit
    Basic emergency medical procedures can be preformed by anyone using this kit, holographic display glasses, with basic meds and tools etc, just like the emergency defibrillators Ring 999, they will give you a code to open the kit, or can be bought privately too.
    It will be something like google glasses, put them on and you will see a superimposed holographic image onto the patient with instructions through a ear piece which will talk you through the procedure.

    Well crackpot or not?


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,404 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Sexbots


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    A lie detector app or something of the sorts...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Space Elevator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 178 ✭✭toddunctious


    Zero gravity bed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    quantum electronics.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,035 ✭✭✭Odelay


    Smelly vision


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    nuclear powered strap ons


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Iphone version 5032s


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    DIY Home Zombie Apocalypse Kit.

    For just $49.99 you can replicate the end of the world in the safety of your own backyard.

    Note: Crossbow and related paraphernalia sold separately. Strictly 13+


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ThirdMan


    Around the world: Hoverboards.

    Ireland: 3G.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    Zero calorie treat food.


    It will however cause heart attacks. Slight side effect, but at least you won't get fat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Hangover free beer followed by the ruination of humanity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Dancing trousers (TM), never again will I be stuck when a tango breaks out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Hangover free beer followed by the ruination of humanity.


    You'd have just eliminated the major physical side effect of Irelands greatest social lubricant.

    This would be greater than a cure for cancer and aids combined


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Broadband. That's actually available. Ok, that's probably a bit far-fetched, but I live to dream.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Microwave bed..8 hrs sleep in 2 mins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,730 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    TV and movies promised us we'd be flying around in hover cars by now, and yet I'm still waiting. I demand my hover car!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    A mood changer, some kinda device that you hit a button and changes your brainwaves or whatever (I let some one else figure that out) to happy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    This would be greater than a cure for cancer and aids combined

    Au contraire Rodders, t'would be the ruination of the nation. I read it in an Asterix The Gaul book that a potion that cured hangovers led to the downfall of the Roman Empire because everybody was drunk all the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Teleportation.

    Imagine never again having to rely on public transport, no more dependency on fossil and biofuels, no stress filled traffic jams, imagine you could go to the bar, set your teleportation device to zap you back home to your bed at closing time. It'd do away with the need for e-mail and social networking when you could deliver the message in person!

    And before some smartarse pips up that it'd be popular for burglars, I imagine in implementing the technology that they'd have built in security that you couldn't just beam into your neighbours house, borrow a cup of sugar, and beam out again... :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    beano345 wrote: »
    A mood changer, some kinda device that you hit a button and changes your brainwaves or whatever (I let some one else figure that out) to happy

    Womenn have them, a vibrator.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Womenn have them, a vibrator.

    I was kinda thinking of a tazer type thing you zap yourself with!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Alpha Dog 1


    3d printed homes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,941 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    Robots who are cops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Teleportation.

    Imagine never again having to rely on public transport, no more dependency on fossil and biofuels, no stress filled traffic jams, imagine you could go to the bar, set your teleportation device to zap you back home to your bed at closing time. It'd do away with the need for e-mail and social networking when you could deliver the message in person!

    And before some smartarse pips up that it'd be popular for burglars, I imagine in implementing the technology that they'd have built in security that you couldn't just beam into your neighbours house, borrow a cup of sugar, and beam out again... :D
    Already been done.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Robots who are cops.
    Cool. They could be called copbots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    A machine that cleans your teeth thoroughly in seconds. Can't believe we're still scrubbing away with toothbrushes in 2014!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A machine that cleans your teeth thoroughly in seconds. Can't believe we're still scrubbing away with toothbrushes in 2014!
    I have a vibrating contraption for mine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I'll just be happy with hoverboards tbh


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    beano345 wrote: »
    A mood changer, some kinda device that you hit a button and changes your brainwaves or whatever (I let some one else figure that out) to happy


    Pills?


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