Man found castrated on the side of the road in Middlesborough

Palindromic Navan

Sounds willy willy painful.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html

shopaholic01

That's horrific.

Specialun

You joined to post a story about a man that lost his willy

Fair enuf

Menas

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

Banjo String

Trigger Happy wrote: »

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

If he was a judge he'd be Justice Balls. :pac:

Sir Arthur Daley

Would you still get fantom erections in the morning?

Yellowblackbird

Trigger Happy wrote: »

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

A half cocked story.

ssshhh123

Got shafted by the sounds of it

Knob Longman

I was drinking with you up in Navan, Navan, We showed ye the height of respect, But see this now, See your soft dribbily mouth, I'll bust it for ya, I'll bust it....

Truckermal

ssshhh123 wrote: »

Got shafted by the sounds of it

He obviously shafted someone he shouldn't have..

johnny_adidas

WikiHow wrote: »

Would you still get fantom erections in the morning?

Something akin to the monthlies id say

le la rat

Get Dick Tracy on the case

Palindromic Navan

Trigger Happy wrote: »

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

I guess they were just taking the mickey?

131spanner

Meth. Not even once.

Clandestine

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

BillyMitchel

Maybe someone found Larry after all.

Sir Arthur Daley

Clandestine wrote: »

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

I hate to be your sex education teacher but women dont have a penis.

Birneybau

The new Eoin McLove?

Walt Jabsco

Were the police acting on a Tip Off?
Seriously tho, Ouch. Not nice for the poor guy. Not nice at all.

GalwayGuy2

You know, this would be pretty good gang punishment.

It'd put the fear of god into any man.

Also, a lot of people would think, or have a suspicion, that the man was a 'pedo'. And wouldn't look to closely at who did it.

Hell, you could cover it up by sayin' he was with a kid.

geckovision

Clandestine wrote: »

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

That's because the women would kick up enough of a fuss for mods to do something.

Men are different that way. Right or wrong.

Poor bast@rd.

stefan idiot jones

It's Middlesbrough not Middlesborough, the Smog Monsters are very particular about this.

Truckermal

Truckermal wrote: »

He obviously shafted someone he shouldn't have..

It's not obvious. It might be someone who wanted to make it look like that though, and people jump to their own conclusions.

Poor guy

Banjo String

Bet he wasn't feeling cocky when the police discovered him.

Heroditas

This could make a vas deferens to the guy's life

Lou.m

"A 22-year-old man is being questioned by police in connection with the attack." “A 22-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of assault and is currently in police custody”.

Gael23

I get shivers when I think how painful that must have been. Not to mention the permament irreprable effects to him

pragmatic1

Poor guy. The pain must be off the charts.

Spring Onion

WikiHow wrote: »

Would you still get fantom erections in the morning?

phor phuck sake!

Stavros Murphy

Clandestine wrote: »

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

I'd be stunned she had a penis to cut off in the first place. Didn't this happen to some American lad in the past? Bobbit somthing or other.

shruikan2553

Found this on it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2580115/Police-shut-dual-carriageway-hunt-mans-PENIS-22-year-old-man-arrested-suspicion-assault.html

Yes yes, daily fail and it seems to be more what did mary hear down the road but theres nothing else on it. Closed thread in 3..
Its really terrible journalism.

Augmerson

ryanf1 wrote: »

I get shivers when I think how painful that must have been. Not to mention the permament irreprable effects to him

I'd rather die than have someone cut my johnson off. **** that out the door.

WilyCoyote

Trigger Happy wrote: »

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

Only a few inches really

slimjimmc

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

I'd be stunned she had a penis to cut off in the first place. Didn't this happen to some American lad in the past? Bobbit somthing or other.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

If you're going to cheat on your missus don't do it in Thailand where the women often use amputation to punish a husband's infidelity, so much so that the country is world leader in re-attachments.

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2004/07/08/2003178134
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2012/nov/19/improbable-research-thai-women-cut-off-penis

RobbingBandit

Bet his name was Richard Shorts, Dick Shorts for short...

Sir Arthur Daley

slimjimmc wrote: »

If you're going to cheat on your missus don't do it in Thailand where the women often use amputation to punish a husband's infidelity, so much so that the country is world leader in re-attachments.

Why dont these women completely destroy the amputated penis to eliminate the possibility of re-attachement?

J_E

Awful. The prospect of life without sex organs sounds truly terrifying. You kind of lose your purpose in a sense. As psychologically traumatic as physical. I enjoy AH joke but shame on people taking a laugh at something as truly awful as this, if this was about a woman who had her clitoris mutilated...

ruthloss

Cydoniac wrote: »

Awful. The prospect of life without sex organs sounds truly terrifying. You kind of lose your purpose in a sense. As psychologically traumatic as physical. I enjoy AH joke but shame on people taking a laugh at something as truly awful as this, if this was about a woman who had her clitoris mutilated...

Her whaterous now?....ah jaysus!!!

Nidgeweasel

That's awful. Imagine living in Middlesbrough.

keelanj69

Stavros Murphy wrote: »

I agree - this is not being treated with the seriousness it deserves. I wish the victim a speedy recovery and hope he doesn't find it too hard to cope. Willy every be the same I wonder? Can't see it myself.

Willy be able to re-member is the important question here.

tin79

Clandestine wrote: »

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

Woman found with no penis in Middlesbrough. Hardly news is it. Happens every day so its not worth joking about.

Sleepy

What's the odd's the poor man's a paediatrician?

anncoates

The best thing I can say about this thread is that I never realized Navan was a palindrome.

Wibbs

slimjimmc wrote: »

If you're going to cheat on your missus don't do it in Thailand where the women often use amputation to punish a husband's infidelity, so much so that the country is world leader in re-attachments.

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2004/07/08/2003178134
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2012/nov/19/improbable-research-thai-women-cut-off-penis

What's weird is they found none of those attacked brought charges against their attacker. TBH if a woman cut my dick off I'd likely be up on a murder charge when I came out of the hospital.

Fratton Fred

WikiHow wrote: »

Why dont these women completely destroy the amputated penis to eliminate the possibility of re-attachement?

I believe they use the skin to make a handy pocket sized purse.

Give it a few rubs and it becomes a handbag.

Lapin

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

It's Middlesbrough not Middlesborough, the Smog Monsters are very particular about this.

I wouldn't worry too much about the spelling of the kip. The natives up there can't read anyway so they ain't gonna notice.

spurious

This was other men did this though, no? What a horrible thing to happen the poor guy, regardless of what they think he did or didn't do.

GardenMadness

spurious wrote: »

This was other men did this though, no? What a horrible thing to happen the poor guy, regardless of what they think he did or didn't do.

Apparently. But the real issue is, why would a woman do this and what would you do to a woman who did this? Alright, no woman might have been involved, but still, feminazis, eh? They're the real issue in this case where it seems that the perpetrator was a man. You can't let so-called "women" off the hook.

wandatowell

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I believe they use the skin to make a handy pocket sized purse.

Failing that an cover for their iPhone

irishmover

Knob Longman wrote: »

I was drinking with you up in Navan, Navan, We showed ye the height of respect, But see this now, See your soft dribbily mouth, I'll bust it for ya, I'll bust it....

Was this supposed to be a joke about Navan folk?

COYW

Lapin wrote: »

I wouldn't worry too much about the spelling of the kip. The natives up there can't read anyway so they ain't gonna notice.

Have you ever been to Boro? Personally, I found the locals to be extremely friendly and a good laugh. The town is a bit dead at times but I certainly wouldn't call it a kip.