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Man found castrated on the side of the road in Middlesborough

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  • #32
    Augmerson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭Augmerson


    ryanf1 wrote: »
    I get shivers when I think how painful that must have been. Not to mention the permament irreprable effects to him

    I'd rather die than have someone cut my johnson off. **** that out the door.


  • #33
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.
    Only a few inches really


  • #34
    slimjimmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,783 ✭✭✭slimjimmc


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    I'd be stunned she had a penis to cut off in the first place. Didn't this happen to some American lad in the past? Bobbit somthing or other.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

    If you're going to cheat on your missus don't do it in Thailand where the women often use amputation to punish a husband's infidelity, so much so that the country is world leader in re-attachments.

    http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2004/07/08/2003178134
    http://www.theguardian.com/education/2012/nov/19/improbable-research-thai-women-cut-off-penis


  • #35
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Bet his name was Richard Shorts, Dick Shorts for short...


  • #36
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    slimjimmc wrote: »
    If you're going to cheat on your missus don't do it in Thailand where the women often use amputation to punish a husband's infidelity, so much so that the country is world leader in re-attachments.


    Why dont these women completely destroy the amputated penis to eliminate the possibility of re-attachement?


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  • #37
    J_E
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    Awful. The prospect of life without sex organs sounds truly terrifying. You kind of lose your purpose in a sense. As psychologically traumatic as physical. I enjoy AH joke but shame on people taking a laugh at something as truly awful as this, if this was about a woman who had her clitoris mutilated...


  • #38
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Cydoniac wrote: »
    Awful. The prospect of life without sex organs sounds truly terrifying. You kind of lose your purpose in a sense. As psychologically traumatic as physical. I enjoy AH joke but shame on people taking a laugh at something as truly awful as this, if this was about a woman who had her clitoris mutilated...


    Her whaterous now?....ah jaysus!!!


  • #39
    Nidgeweasel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Nidgeweasel


    That's awful. Imagine living in Middlesbrough.


  • #40
    keelanj69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    Stavros Murphy wrote: »
    I agree - this is not being treated with the seriousness it deserves. I wish the victim a speedy recovery and hope he doesn't find it too hard to cope. Willy every be the same I wonder? Can't see it myself.

    Willy be able to re-member is the important question here.


  • #41
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    Clandestine wrote: »
    If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

    Bit sickening

    Woman found with no penis in Middlesbrough. Hardly news is it. Happens every day so its not worth joking about.


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  • #42
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    What's the odd's the poor man's a paediatrician?

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  • #43
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    The best thing I can say about this thread is that I never realized Navan was a palindrome.


  • #44
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    slimjimmc wrote: »
    If you're going to cheat on your missus don't do it in Thailand where the women often use amputation to punish a husband's infidelity, so much so that the country is world leader in re-attachments.

    http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2004/07/08/2003178134
    http://www.theguardian.com/education/2012/nov/19/improbable-research-thai-women-cut-off-penis
    What's weird is they found none of those attacked brought charges against their attacker. TBH if a woman cut my dick off I'd likely be up on a murder charge when I came out of the hospital.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #45
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Why dont these women completely destroy the amputated penis to eliminate the possibility of re-attachement?

    I believe they use the skin to make a handy pocket sized purse.

    Give it a few rubs and it becomes a handbag.


  • #46
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    It's Middlesbrough not Middlesborough, the Smog Monsters are very particular about this.

    I wouldn't worry too much about the spelling of the kip. The natives up there can't read anyway so they ain't gonna notice.


  • #47
    spurious
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,498 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    This was other men did this though, no? What a horrible thing to happen the poor guy, regardless of what they think he did or didn't do.


  • #48
    GardenMadness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭GardenMadness


    spurious wrote: »
    This was other men did this though, no? What a horrible thing to happen the poor guy, regardless of what they think he did or didn't do.

    Apparently. But the real issue is, why would a woman do this and what would you do to a woman who did this? Alright, no woman might have been involved, but still, feminazis, eh? They're the real issue in this case where it seems that the perpetrator was a man. You can't let so-called "women" off the hook.


  • #49
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    I believe they use the skin to make a handy pocket sized purse.

    Failing that an cover for their iPhone


  • #50
    irishmover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,749 ✭✭✭irishmover


    Knob Longman wrote: »
    I was drinking with you up in Navan, Navan, We showed ye the height of respect, But see this now, See your soft dribbily mouth, I'll bust it for ya, I'll bust it....

    Was this supposed to be a joke about Navan folk?


  • #51
    COYW
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,927 ✭✭✭COYW


    Lapin wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry too much about the spelling of the kip. The natives up there can't read anyway so they ain't gonna notice.

    Have you ever been to Boro? Personally, I found the locals to be extremely friendly and a good laugh. The town is a bit dead at times but I certainly wouldn't call it a kip.


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  • #52
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    COYW wrote: »
    Have you ever been to Boro? Personally, I found the locals to be extremely friendly and a good laugh. The town is a bit dead at times but I certainly wouldn't call it a kip.

    You wouldn't?

    It makes Slough look nice!


  • #53
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    COYW wrote: »
    Have you ever been to Boro?

    Once.

    And that was once too often.

    The art critic Brian Sewell hit the nail on the head when he was once asked what could be done to improve Middlesbrough's reputation and appearance.

    His response - "Bomb it".


  • #54
    Nidgeweasel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Nidgeweasel


    COYW wrote: »
    Have you ever been to Boro? Personally, I found the locals to be extremely friendly and a good laugh. The town is a bit dead at times but I certainly wouldn't call it a kip.

    I would.

    It's the town that time forgot. A sullen, backwards, miserable place with gombeens for locals.

    Best avoided.


  • #55
    SpaceTime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    I don't know how anyone could find this funny. It's horrific stuff the poor guy is now badly mutilated for the rest of his life and has basically had his sex life taken away from him.

    The psychological trauma of that would be really bad.

    Not to mention that it's an unthinkably painful injury and it's probably going to have major practical consequences for him in terms of urological functions and he also could have bled to death.

    Are some of you so immature that you find the word 'penis' hilarious?

    Also a double standard applies ... If this was a woman who had been attacked in a similar way, there would be calls to bring back hanging!

    We have to stand up for guys too. This guy has been horrendously sexually assaulted and mutilated.


  • #56
    Nidgeweasel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Nidgeweasel


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    I don't know how anyone could find this funny. It's horrific stuff the poor guy is now badly mutilated for the rest of his life and has basically had his sex life taken away from him.

    The psychological trauma of that would be really bad.

    Not to mention that it's an unthinkably painful injury and it's probably going to have major practical consequences for him in terms of urological functions and he also could have bled to death.

    Are some of you so immature that you find the word 'penis' hilarious?

    Also a double standard applies ... If this was a woman who had been attacked in a similar way, there would be calls to bring back hanging!

    We have to stand up for guys too. This guy has been horrendously sexually assaulted and mutilated.

    :D


  • #57
    Rhotheta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭Rhotheta


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    I don't know how anyone could find this funny. It's horrific stuff the poor guy is now badly mutilated for the rest of his life and has basically had his sex life taken away from him.

    The psychological trauma of that would be really bad.

    Not to mention that it's an unthinkably painful injury and it's probably going to have major practical consequences for him in terms of urological functions and he also could have bled to death.

    Are some of you so immature that you find the word 'penis' hilarious?

    Also a double standard applies ... If this was a woman who had been attacked in a similar way, there would be calls to bring back hanging!

    We have to stand up for guys too. This guy has been horrendously sexually assaulted and mutilated.

    Can you a imagine if a woman was found at the side of the road with her breasts and clitoris cut off, don't think the jokes would be as free flowing.


  • #58
    Nidgeweasel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Nidgeweasel


    Rhotheta wrote: »
    Can you a imagine if a woman was found at the side of the road with her breasts and clitoris cut off, don't think the jokes would be as free flowing.

    I have it on good authority that was to be a verse in John Lennon's classic.


  • #59
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    What's weird is they found none of those attacked brought charges against their attacker. TBH if a woman cut my dick off I'd likely be up on a murder charge when I came out of the hospital.

    Social pressure can be a very strong thing. Maybe they thought they 'deserved it'.

    Also, what can you do without a penis? Can you still ejaculate/have sex?
    Apparently. But the real issue is, why would a woman do this and what would you do to a woman who did this? Alright, no woman might have been involved, but still, feminazis, eh? They're the real issue in this case where it seems that the perpetrator was a man. You can't let so-called "women" off the hook.

    That's kind of random...


  • #60
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Middlesbrough or Middlesex?


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  • #61
    Fridge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭Fridge


    It's interesting how when anything happens to a man a bunch of men come along and make tasteless jokes and then say how if it happened to a woman that those jokes wouldn't be made.

    So guys, if you don't like the jokes, stop f*cking making them!


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