Man found castrated on the side of the road in Middlesborough

Palindromic Navan · 13-03-2014 08:44PM #1

Sounds willy willy painful.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-made-after-man-is-found-by-the-side-of-the-road-with-his-penis-cut-off-9190356.html

shopaholic01 · 13-03-2014 08:46PM

That's horrific.

Specialun · 13-03-2014 08:46PM

You joined to post a story about a man that lost his willy

Fair enuf

Menas · 13-03-2014 08:53PM

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

Banjo String · 13-03-2014 08:55PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

If he was a judge he'd be Justice Balls. :pac:

Sir Arthur Daley · 13-03-2014 08:56PM

Would you still get fantom erections in the morning?

Yellowblackbird · 13-03-2014 08:57PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

A half cocked story.

ssshhh123 · 13-03-2014 08:57PM

Got shafted by the sounds of it

Knob Longman · 13-03-2014 08:59PM

I was drinking with you up in Navan, Navan, We showed ye the height of respect, But see this now, See your soft dribbily mouth, I'll bust it for ya, I'll bust it....

Truckermal · 13-03-2014 08:59PM

ssshhh123 wrote: »

Got shafted by the sounds of it

He obviously shafted someone he shouldn't have..

johnny_adidas · 13-03-2014 09:00PM

WikiHow wrote: »

Would you still get fantom erections in the morning?

Something akin to the monthlies id say

le la rat · 13-03-2014 09:02PM

Get Dick Tracy on the case

Palindromic Navan · 13-03-2014 09:06PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

He was not castrated, he had his penis cut off. Big diffrence.

I guess they were just taking the mickey?

131spanner · 13-03-2014 09:20PM

Meth. Not even once.

Clandestine · 13-03-2014 09:30PM

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

BillyMitchel · 13-03-2014 09:36PM

Maybe someone found Larry after all.

Sir Arthur Daley · 13-03-2014 09:36PM

Clandestine wrote: »

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

I hate to be your sex education teacher but women dont have a penis.

Birneybau · 13-03-2014 09:39PM

The new Eoin McLove?

Walt Jabsco · 13-03-2014 09:44PM

Were the police acting on a Tip Off?
Seriously tho, Ouch. Not nice for the poor guy. Not nice at all.

GalwayGuy2 · 13-03-2014 09:48PM

You know, this would be pretty good gang punishment.

It'd put the fear of god into any man.

Also, a lot of people would think, or have a suspicion, that the man was a 'pedo'. And wouldn't look to closely at who did it.

Hell, you could cover it up by sayin' he was with a kid.

geckovision · 13-03-2014 09:54PM

Clandestine wrote: »

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

That's because the women would kick up enough of a fuss for mods to do something.

Men are different that way. Right or wrong.

Poor bast@rd.

stefan idiot jones · 13-03-2014 09:55PM

It's Middlesbrough not Middlesborough, the Smog Monsters are very particular about this.

13-03-2014 10:30PM

Truckermal wrote: »

He obviously shafted someone he shouldn't have..

It's not obvious. It might be someone who wanted to make it look like that though, and people jump to their own conclusions.

Poor guy

Banjo String · 13-03-2014 10:36PM

Bet he wasn't feeling cocky when the police discovered him.

Heroditas · 13-03-2014 10:39PM

This could make a vas deferens to the guy's life

Lou.m · 13-03-2014 10:41PM

"A 22-year-old man is being questioned by police in connection with the attack." “A 22-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of assault and is currently in police custody”.

Gael23 · 13-03-2014 11:31PM

I get shivers when I think how painful that must have been. Not to mention the permament irreprable effects to him

pragmatic1 · 13-03-2014 11:34PM

Poor guy. The pain must be off the charts.

Spring Onion · 13-03-2014 11:38PM

WikiHow wrote: »

Would you still get fantom erections in the morning?

phor phuck sake!

Stavros Murphy · 13-03-2014 11:50PM

Clandestine wrote: »

If this was a woman you wouldn't be joking like this, etc.

Bit sickening

I'd be stunned she had a penis to cut off in the first place. Didn't this happen to some American lad in the past? Bobbit somthing or other.

shruikan2553 · 14-03-2014 12:30AM

Found this on it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2580115/Police-shut-dual-carriageway-hunt-mans-PENIS-22-year-old-man-arrested-suspicion-assault.html

Yes yes, daily fail and it seems to be more what did mary hear down the road but theres nothing else on it. Closed thread in 3..
Its really terrible journalism.

Man found castrated on the side of the road in Middlesborough

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