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Would you rather die in mundane/everyday circumstances, or doing something risky?

  • 02-03-2014 8:42pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭


    We're all gonna die. Or so they say. When your time comes, would you rather die from some everyday mundane occurrence like an illness or something you see in the news regularly? Or would you rather while taking a wild risk, like tightrope-walking across the Grand Canyon? Or whatever...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I would prefer to die of old age.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    WikiHow wrote: »
    I would prefer to die of old age.

    Yup, me too...but painlessly and with dignity. Edgy huh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

    Not like his three screaming passengers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    I want to be hit by a plane and a train at the same time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    WikiHow wrote: »
    I would prefer to die of old age.
    Yup, me too...but painlessly and with dignity. Edgy huh?

    Same as that. In my own bed, thanks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Personally, I'd prefer not to die at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    As long as I don't take a heart attack and die on the toilet, I'm not fussy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    It's actually a tricky one. You'd like to say die doing something risky/exciting, but you don't want a fupping Darwin award either!

    Maybe die doing something I love. Which means I'll probably choke on a bloody chicken fajita.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭kirb42


    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

    Not like his three screaming passengers.

    Excellent....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    I refuse to die under anything short of setting off an international incident.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archduke_Franz_Ferdinand_of_Austria


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Saving the world, Bruce Willis style.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Saving the world, Bruce Willis style.

    Only backwards?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    I want to be in a position that when I die, i will welcome and look forward to it, so if I'm 90 and dying of cancer i will say, yes now I want to die

    I hate to think I will die before I really want to, I'm too nosy for that, I want to see what happens first


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Only backwards?
    I'd even save you WikiHow, I'd even save you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I'd like to die saving the world.

    Either that or in a hot air balloon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭123balltv


    In clean, fresh clothes I have a fear one day I'll be found dead in
    scruffy, dirty clothes not knowing what's around the corner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    whupdedo wrote: »
    I want to be in a position that when I die, i will welcome and look forward to it, so if I'm 90 and dying of cancer i will say, yes now I want to die

    I hate to think I will die before I really want to, I'm too nosy for that, I want to see what happens first


    I just want to be in an interesting position with a someone else's wife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Only backwards?

    Putting the world in danger?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    Anyone else get a sudden chill when thinking about this?

    One day it's all going to end for each and every one of us. And there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

    Could be tomorrow, could be decades away...but it's coming. And this life that we love will be over.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Saving the world, Bruce Willis style.
    I'd like to die saving the world.
    You can be the Owen Wilson character.

    Gotta go now honey.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    SamAK wrote: »
    Anyone else get a sudden chill when thinking about this?

    One day it's all going to end for each and every one of us. And there's not a damn thing we can do about it.

    Could be tomorrow, could be decades away...but it's coming. And this life that we love will be over.
    Well that's cheered me right up! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Ah come on people are being boring.

    Id love to go out in style (but in old age). I'm thinking like the ending to Gran Torino, except I wouldn't have just a lighter in my pocket!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    123balltv wrote: »
    In clean, fresh clothes I have a fear one day I'll be found dead in
    scruffy, dirty clothes not knowing what's around the corner.

    Doesn't matter what you're wearing. You're going to piss and **** yourself when you die anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    Well that's cheered me right up! :(

    Yeah well.....sorry!

    I think about 'The End' every now and then....not quite comfortable with the idea just yet.

    But then I think about the millions of people that have come and gone before me, and the countless people that never even lived to be the age I am now.

    I just don't want to KNOW i'm dying. Terminal illness...the doctor telling me I have X months...slowly deteriorating and having to come to terms with the fact....

    ..:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Sciprio


    Doesn't matter what you're wearing. You're going to piss and **** yourself when you die anyway.

    You'll only do that if you haven't emptied your bowels but if you haven't and when you die your muscles relax then you'll be dead you won't know or care. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,438 ✭✭✭5live


    I'm going to live forever.....or die trying..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    SamAK wrote: »
    Yeah well.....sorry!

    I think about 'The End' every now and then....not quite comfortable with the idea just yet.

    But then I think about the millions of people that have come and gone before me, and the countless people that never even lived to be the age I am now.

    I just don't want to KNOW i'm dying. Terminal illness...the doctor telling me I have X months...slowly deteriorating and having to come to terms with the fact....

    ..:(
    Stop obsessing about it, when it happens it happens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    My granny used to have a prayer that she used to recite every day; it was a prayer for a happy death.
    My grandad used to say to her "to hell with happy, just make it quick".


    I'm with my grandad on that one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,364 ✭✭✭B_Rabbit


    It'd be pretty great to die saving someone you love.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    Stop obsessing about it, when it happens it happens.

    I did say 'every now and then'!

    Hardly obsessive. Some git had to go and make a thread about it and another 'now' was created! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    I want to die doing something so perverse and visually spectacular that they name it after me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I want to die doing something so perverse and visually spectacular that they name it after me.

    You already have a day named after you.......don't be greedy.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    As long as I don't take a heart attack and die on the toilet, I'm not fussy.

    My dad died that way :(

    But hey!...So did Elvis :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Exhaustion ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I want to live to about 80 and to die by being shot by a jealous husband while making my escape after making love with his 25yo wife.;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Doesn't matter what you're wearing. You're going to piss and **** yourself when you die anyway.

    I think that only happens if you die by Electric Chair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    102 years old. Stabbed to death by the jealous boyfriends and unable to defend myself because i am in bed exhausted after a 6 hour sex session with 21 year old twin sisters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    bumper234 wrote: »
    102 years old. Stabbed to death by the jealous boyfriends and unable to defend myself because i am in bed exhausted after a 6 hour sex session with 21 year old twin sisters.

    That's er.. one way to go! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭DavyD_83


    I want my death cert to say death by misadventure.
    preferably when I'm old enough to die of natural causes though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    As for me, I want to die knocking on heaven's door.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    TBH, there were plenty of times I could have met my end when I was younger, doing risky things.

    Looking back, I must have been somewhat brave or stupid back then.:confused:

    Not the case now though, no Sirrriee!

    The most boring, quiet & unspectacular death for me please & with salad on the side.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Quickly, painlessly and peacefully.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

    Not like his three screaming passengers.

    This just might be my favourite post ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    doing something risky, but in a mundane way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Man, I just watched the summit. Talk about a horrible way to go. In the wrong place at the wrong time and hit by falling ice.

    Your body stuck on that mountain forever more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    TBH, there were plenty of times I could have met my end when I was younger, doing risky things.

    Looking back, I must have been somewhat brave or stupid back then.:confused:

    Not the case now though, no Sirrriee!

    The most boring, quiet & unspectacular death for me please & with salad on the side.

    And a glass of water on the side to wash it down!

    Nothing fancy for me please, a quite passing with at least one person who cares about me present.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Just looking through the death notices on Wiki, that's how I want to go, famous enough (or infamous) for a reference on Wikipedia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm 25 now and I honestly don't expect to me around for long life. My boyfriend and best friend are convinced I'm gonna die young too, that I live too close to the edge.

    However, watching my dad pass away, bravely battling an illness we knew he would never win, fighting up til the very end for his last breaths, trying so hard to hold a conversation with people he knew he should have known but didn't quite remember them.

    Good suffering Jesus, no. I couldn't do that. I don't want to live a full long life and die of something that'll kill me slowly, leaving behind a family. I'm not brave enough or strong enough to accept an illness that'll make me die in my sleep or in a hospital bed hooked up to all sorts.

    Best check out when I'm having fun, writing myself off and having nothing to lose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Just looking through the death notices on Wiki, that's how I want to go, famous enough (or infamous) for a reference on Wikipedia.

    I'll kill you, for a small fee, and then create a makey-uppey page just for you! Deal? PM for details. Trust me, I'll make it really dramatic!


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